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#76

I mean, might as well try out for the Olympics right? Twelve's skating skills and, uh, well I guess none of the other skills carry over. Still, it's not too late for Twelve to pick up figure-skating.
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(This post was last modified: 05-03-2021, 06:31 PM by Arkz.)

Hockey banned worldwide? Well that is a big problem. I'm going to assume that lacrosse has been banned as well, so that's a no go there. If I had to pick a backup career, let's put that skills balancing on ice to good use and become an instructor for another winter sport. Pizza, french-fry. Pizza, french-fry.

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#78

i can becom profassional tweetter and mayke big podcast wit chess trick for how to win at chess becose am best chess player thank you

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#79

Pretty simple
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#80

Since the Baltimore Platoon have shut down operations, things have been tough for former forward, Rob Wright.

“It hasn’t been easy since I have to pay child support for all these kids I find on the street, but they’ve taught me one thing,” Wright proudly tells us “how to be an instantgrab influencer.”

“It’s very lucrative.” Was the last thing he said before he sped away in a cloud of American singles (in your area).

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#81
(This post was last modified: 05-03-2021, 07:47 PM by FinnRhys.)

"Looking for a physically fit, motivated and dedicated worker that is able to apply knowledge of interpreting data to reach evidence-based conclusions? Hire me and you will have an employee that is dedicated to identifying and interpreting trends and processes in the marketplace and developing reasonable solutions to amplify or negate their effects for the betterment of the organization."

And that is how you get a job with your only life experience being watching game tape and reading scouting reports without ever mentioning them.

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#82

Makrus is no stranger to the wrong side of the law. He only knows how to do one thing well and when that becomes illegal, he will start and underground sports club. The sport that shall not be named. Played by anyone daring enough to risk the harsh punishment of defying a worldwide ban.

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#83

Without the Kelowna Knights to play on, Vlastislav Malik can transfer his athletic abilities into becoming a personal trainer. He could try playing another sport, but none of them are as good to be honest, so he'd rather help others train.

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#84

I have extreme stamina and a camera ready look that makes me perfect for porn. My hands are agile and strong, my thighs are jacked, lets go

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#85

Committed team player. Tenacious competitor, pushes others to achieve their best. Driven to put in the work to drive results and earn the respect of their peers. First one in and last one out.

Skilled researcher and talented chef.

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#86

I bring a lot of experience to the table and can build on my many talents to give your company a worker who will bring success to any department you put me in.

Strengths:
Team player
Works well with others
Disciplined and committed to improving
Tireless worker
Goal-oriented
Good at taking direction and implementing a plan
Very punctual

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#87

No hockey, oh well, I guess Zlatan Ibrahimovic jr is going to have to follow his father's footsteps. Ibrahimovic junior was already a highly touted football (european) prospect when he was younger. Coming from a strong pedigree, his genes were amazing. The man has height, agility, strength, athleticism, IQ and finesse. He would be the perfect embodiment of a striker.

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#88

Jaska Seppala will be a goon for hire because he has no social or any other relevant skill other than smashing things. It would be the only thing he is qualified for

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#89

My job would have to be an entertainer of some sort. Most likely writing fictional stories about my life that never really happend. Maybe about playing a sport or something I am not sure. I would probably post about it all the time on a website and even add some podcasts talking about this fictional sport that I "played" My resume would include my ability to talk to others about things and be easy going. It would also include my ability to make things up about a fictional life character. If not I would have to rely on my good looks and likely end up a male stripper.

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#90

If James Kimanje was to find a new job, he would go into business management. With puckhandling being one of his natural strong suits, he would advertise his best qualities as "efficiency conveying messages, excellent problem solving skills, and not being afraid to say no. Am also willing to delegate when necessary and can recognize when it is and is not neccessary."

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