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LordBirdman · 05-09-2021, 08:17 PM

The pitch for San Francisco is becoming more and more appealing as the team digs itself out of a deep, dark rebuild. The team is most certainly on the upswing with the addition of two deadline players, S54 Center Mats Marner (1381 TPE) and S55 Defenseman Alexander Oscarsson (1232 TPE). Both young players are still growing and will be key additions to the core of existing young talent on the Pride. Joining the San Francisco Pride is that you could get to join a team to be the key missing piece that makes this team a cup contender in a few seasons. We have a lot of young talent and won’t really be losing much to regression any time soon and by this offseason we will have 11 players over 1k TPE. With continued growth of these players and a few key additions through free agency, this team could be very scare for a long time.

Trautner · 05-09-2021, 08:20 PM

joining seattle is no normal thing for any simulation hockey league free agents. no, by joining the seattle argonauts, you are also signing a 10 year commitment for dunder mifflin to be your exclusive paper supplier for all your paper and office needs. michael scarn introduced the dunder mifflin program to the seattle argonauts, who have made it part of their entire hockey team organization. all paper materials printed and distributed by the seattle argonauts are made from dunder mifflin trees, and all of the hockey sticks are made from dunder mifflin wood as well, so it is not only the paper business that dunder mifflin is in anymore, they are also invested in all lines of businesses that have to do with wood in general. so joining the seattle argonauts you are not only signing up to be a hockey player but you are also agreeing to be a spokesperson for dunder mifflin.

*Buster* · 05-09-2021, 08:28 PM

Hey, you're a free agent and for some reason the Manhattan Rage have hired me to tell you why you should join our team. We have so many better faces of the team to really let you know why you should join us but hey, they would've had to pay them more. You should join Manhattan because we are a team on the rise. This season has been a little hard for us being in transition from an older roster to a younger roster. The thing is though we're reloading and not rebuilding. The old guard is quickly being replaced by the new guard. Look no further than our defence. Guys like Barrett McCarthy and David Vent are being quickly replaced by Jack Klompus, Jukka Timonen and Jed Mosely Jr. If you want to join a dynasty in the making, Manhattan is the place for you. Come be apart of the solution that brings infinite championships.

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Skeleton Party · 05-09-2021, 08:33 PM

So you’re a free agent huh? Thinking about coming to the Eastern Conference, huh? Why not come to Manhattan?

Imagine this. You wake up, and BOOM. All the steroids you can eat, provided by the team. Then, you have morning skate, where Juke and [Name Redacted] make you look like a god comparatively. You play a game, but you’re not under any pressure to win because you can get into the playoffs in the Atlantic division with a point and a half in the standings. Then you get to hang out with a bunch of New York elite at night, drinking the fanciest cocktails and doing the most premium blow until the sun comes up. Then, you take a 15 minute power nap and wake up to it all again. This is the daily life of a Rage player. All of us do this. Not just me. No I don't have a problem.

Also you share a LR with a Commissioner, so it’s very easy to bribe your way into and out of stuff. That never hurts.

See you in Manhattan!

Nerio · 05-09-2021, 08:35 PM

Buffalo is where I've played my entire SHL career and I couldn't imagine playing anywhere else. I've had my fair share of individual and team success here and would love to share that with other experienced vets, players looking for a change of scenery, and even new players trying to make a name for themselves in the league.

The locker room culture is excellent, from our ability to look out for each other and be hyper focused, to us pouring ice water on Luffy while he's showering almost every game.
Discussions with management about salary, play time, and other things feel more like a conversation than a negotiation.
Plenty of nightlife and reasonable distances from both Toronto and New York City for those big city feelings.
With how close we are to the teams in our division our travel is a lot more limited than west coast teams having to travel across the country every week.
We're a perennial contender and with your talent we'll be one step closer to all having our names on the cup once again.

Amidships · 05-09-2021, 08:36 PM

New Orleans is full of scary ghost houses, a ton of amazing music, and some of the best food you'll ever find. It's a city that knows how to have a great time, and we know you'd love it here with us. As a team, things are looking up. If you're looking for a place where you can help mentor a great group of young and talented players, you'll be hard pressed to find a better opportunity than New Orleans. Boasting some of the best young talent in the league, the Specters look like a force to be reckoned with in the near future. In addition to all of the above, we boast one of the most famous celebrations around in Mardi Gras. Immerse yourself in the local culture, spend time with your great and talented new teammates, take pride in wearing an awesome uniform, and enjoy the beautiful scenery of Louisiana; all it takes is a trip to the south. New Orleans is calling.

dogwoodmaple · 05-09-2021, 08:43 PM

Titletown.

Victoryville.

The City of Champions.

Whatever moniker you use for Hamilton, they all tell the same story. We're winners. We've won in the past, we're winning in the present, and we'll win in the future. On your last legs and want a title before you retire? Hamilton is the spot. Want to establish yourself as a one of the winningest young players around? Come to the Steelhawks. Want to simply butter up the commissioner? Join the Ham Fam. We have a deep-rooted culture, a championship resume, and enough discord channels for an entire country. Regardless of what your needs or wants are, Hamilton is the best place for any free agent who considers themselves to be anybody.

Plus, we've got perfect weather year-round, outdoor activities, and a beautiful downtown that has nightlife for days. Don't make the mistake that so many other free agents make when they simply pick somewhere out of haste or familiarity. Pick the Steelhawks. Pick consistency. Pick trophies.

We want you, but most of all, we want you to want us too. Come join the liveliest locker room in hockey, the fullest trophy case, and a sure-fire ticket to awards and trophies galore.

Come do the HamJam!

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