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negs77 · 07-06-2021, 06:16 PM

Bjorn Bjorn enjoys swings a lot. His favorite thing to do is swing and carry his loaf of cinnamon raisin bread, tearing off pieces and feeding the local children.

karlssens · 07-06-2021, 06:34 PM

My player(s) have never been huge standouts in this league, but one stat I found very impressive on the last few seasons of my first player Nikolaus Scholz was just how dominant he was at faceoffs. From S42-S45 he was demoted to third line center due to his age and depth on the team and while he didn't score a whole bunch he led the entire league in faceoff winning percentage like 3 of those 4 seasons. Man was like the Antoine Vermette of the SHL or some shit.

Julio Tokolosh · 07-06-2021, 09:13 PM

In Julio's rookie season in the SMJHL (for the Colorado Raptors, in s46), Julio didn't register his first point until the 21st game of the season. not very fun, but unfortunately a fact.

*JURT* · 07-06-2021, 09:41 PM

With Jean-Uhtred Ragnarsson-Tremblay, Ragnar-Alexandre Ragnarsson-Tremblay and Ren-Ekelemchi Shimizu-Okoli on the roster, the Seattle Argonauts have the longest potential goal line. RART giving the puck to RESO who then sends a long pass to JURT who then scores on the breakaway would be the best goal ever.

Pickle Juice · 07-06-2021, 11:01 PM

Ty Murphy, as everyone knows, was born and raised in Ireland. But what those who aren’t close to him don’t know, is that Ty Murphy does not have an Irish Accent. That’s because his parents are both from Cooter, Missouri (notice his deep southern Missouri drawl).

tweedledunn · 07-07-2021, 03:04 AM

Geronimo Otto was the first Kelowna Knight awarded The Jonathan Lundberg Award for the player who most embodies what it means to be a Knight. Otto was later instrumental in bringing Lundberg to play alongside him with the Portland Admirals.

FlappyGiraffe · 07-07-2021, 08:07 AM

my previous player gary grease holds the record for being the tallest (7'7") and heaviest (350lbs) player in shl history. It is no longer physically possible to be that tall in the new engine so i dont know if it will be broken anytime soon

*Katth* · 07-07-2021, 08:15 AM

Some say that Otis B. Driftwood's schlong is so big it touches the water in the toilet, but insiders told me he raises the toilet water all the way to the top.

S50 Challenge Cup Finals Game 7
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***Fantobens*** · 07-07-2021, 08:37 AM

David Fantobens was the first captain of a team to lead them directly off a cliff in the challenge cup finals by blowing a three to zero series lead. Way to go you piece of shit.

***Fantobens*** · 07-07-2021, 08:38 AM

David Fantobens was the first captain of a team to lead them directly off a cliff in the challenge cup finals by blowing a three to zero series lead. Way to go you piece of shit.

BarnabasCollins · 07-07-2021, 08:51 AM

Kata Vilde is one of only 20 members of the Quad Gold club. He also holds the single season record for the 50 game season for Save percentage and Goals against average. He is closing in on number 2 all time goalie wins and number 1 all time shutouts.

Mediocre_Fred · 07-07-2021, 09:50 AM

Did you know that Frederick Wanesly is the first player from Great Britain to play for the Seattle Argonauts, get picked up by Philadelphia, AND switch to playing for Switzerland? I'm pretty sure he's also the only one to do that exact sequence of events, but I didn't check to make sure...

*kenvald* · 07-07-2021, 10:37 AM

Sven Yxskaft is the first Swedish born defensemen from the S52 class to lead the team in points after at least a third of the regular season has been played.

***TheSparkyDee*** · 07-07-2021, 10:40 AM

Zakkira Diporov was a 6th round pick in the Season 54 SMJHL Draft and became a 2nd round pick in the Season 55 SHL Draft to the Winnipeg Aurora, and now is the top scorer for Winnipeg.

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ddrector · 07-07-2021, 10:40 AM

Kobo has no idea who Alex Ovechkin is. The byOvechkin's also don't acknowledge the Ovechkin's as a general rule. Sometime many centuries ago there was the byOvechkin family, but a split occurred when Reginald byOvechkin left the family behind and changed his name to Reginald Ovechkin.

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