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S61 PT#2: Based and Brownpilled
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Skeleton PartyRegistered Senior Member
Name Redacted would take the purple pill, no question about it. Name Redacted's body is a temple, and he is very particular about the things he puts into it. The Manhattan goalie isn't about putting drugs into his body if he doesnt know exactly where they come from. He would prefer to take copious amounts of steroids from his trusted dealer instead of getting them from a shady guy in a trenchcoat.
Name Redacted is totally about taking candy from strangers, however. Since the purple pill is a tasty grape jelly bean, this is right up his alley. Honestly, he probably skipped breakfast (since his sim burnt down his house last week making cereal), so the jelly bean would probably be a good sugar boost before practice. Name Redacted would then chase the man away with a machete because this is his turf and no one deals pills here except for him. He might even take the trenchcoat too. ![[Image: x7WZYBT.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/x7WZYBT.gif) ![[Image: hTAHbeC.png]](https://i.imgur.com/hTAHbeC.png) | ![[Image: OaCJVMI.png]](https://i.imgur.com/OaCJVMI.png) | ![[Image: pMYriGC.png]](https://i.imgur.com/pMYriGC.png)
gurbsBank Manager Posting Freak
The black pill will erase the current PT director from existence, but you will take their place. As PT director no one has to do PTs. The league just gives everyone TPE and this surely will not lead to any problems. Okay here’s my shot as PT director…. PT 1: copy and paste your favorite lyrics. +3 TPE. Surely no one will mess this up and everyone will get their TPE eh? Second mention has PT Director… mPT everyday. I want everyone to get 7 TPE each day, every day. Only thing is NO WORD LIMITS. Yup you heard right, as my 3rd rule change, no more word limits that means no word minimum. Okay now I think with those changes PTs will be fun and enjoyable to do again. So shall we take a vote and let me become the director. Alright when do I start? & how much do I get paid?
![[Image: gurbs.gif]](https://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/gurbs.gif) SHL Career Stats / Achievements S67 PHI | 66GP | 23G | 32A | 55P | +11 | 163sog | 14.11sh% | 1 ppp | 63 hit | 44 blk | 12 pim
S68 PHI | 66GP | 7 G | 29A | 36P | +12 | 113sog | 6.19 sh% | 0 ppp | 141hit | 26 blk | 20 pim
S69 PHI | 48GP | 3 G | 27A | 30P | +9 | 53 sog | 5.66 sh% | 0 ppp | 91 hit | 21 blk | 14 pim
Career Totals | 1040GP | 258G | 476A | 734P | 2507sog | 10.29sh% | 100pp | 1082hit | 673blk S63 PHI | 6 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | 0 | 19 sog | 26.32sh% | 0 ppp | 6 hit | 11 blk
[align=center]S64 PHI | 4 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -2 | 2 sog | 0.00 sh% | 0 ppp | 6 hit | 2 blk S65 PHI | 7 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +2 | 19 sog | 15.79sh% | 0 ppp | 11 hit | 3 blk S66 PHI | 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -2 | 12 sog | 8.33 sh% | 0 ppp | 8 hit | 5 blk
HanTheMan_Trading Card Team Senior Member
obviously, the answer is the red pill. the amount of chaos that one little pill would cause on the ice is insane. I'm not even going to read what the others do i am slamming red pill. speeding up my digestive system would be helpful before training so it does not feel like I will throw up everything. Plus you gotta wait 30 minutes after you eat to go swimming so they say. Now i dont have to wait as long. The rapid digestion causing big bowel movements I think would add a level of danger to the game, and honestly create a strategy. if im absolutely ripping ass while on the ice, no one will want to be near me. And! If someone thought it was interesting enough to track, you could easily track my movement around the ice from the small trail of brown that would follow me. plenty of angles to support this choice in my opinion.
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ZompRegistered Posting Freak
After some careful consideration, Ethan Price decided to go with the purple pill.
He's not one who's known for trying out mystery pills, however this one looked the most appetizing compared to all of the other ones being offered. After initially popping it into his mouth, he quickly realized that it was nothing more than a jelly bean. He then proceeded to eat it. I'm not really too sure how to continue on from here. I supposed we can bring in the fact that he's allergic to jelly beans and immediately made his way to the bathroom. Knowing that he was going to be in there for a long time, he brought along his phone with him so he'd be able to post his PT in the middle of the night right before it was due.
JNHRegistered S35 Challenge Cup Champion || Still Drunk
The pink pill is tempting - because it makes me a worldwide renowned superstar and not having the tlaent of one isn't really concerning cause i've yet to see a Korean pop star that excels at the sport of hockey. I think that means I get all of the benefits without any of the downsides.
I think I'd have to settle with the orange pill. No joke, allergies are a bitch and why not get some benefit without any downside. I've already cemented myself as a solid player in the league so super strength and shitting powers don't really mean much to me. Get rid of my runny nose, ensure I"m able to breathe properly while on the ice and stop me from having to itch my eyes half the time. Can't really figure out why everyone wouldn't be taking this option when you look at the other ones available - couldn't pay me enough to be PT director honestly. ![[Image: NCQjJT2.png]](https://i.imgur.com/NCQjJT2.png)  -  -
RuggsyRookie Mentor Committee Posting Freak
If I were to stumble on this magical group of pills I think I would settle on the pink pill thatl gives you the fame of a Korean pop star, but not the talent of one. As someone who is already extremely famous and beautiful and massively skilled its not something that im not already used to. And would give an immediate boost to my instagram and twitter and tik tok followers which I can use to push my brand for easy cash. I think one of the best benefits is how I would almost immediately become one of the most recognizable hockey players in Korea, cementing me into a fresh new hockey market and giving me one more amazing place I can visit, now that I think about it I could just use the money from korean merch could go to an offseason house there. I really dont see a downside here besides some sweet sweet money.
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nourRegistered Commissionour
I’m goin blackpill here because slash and I have always had some sort of strange romantic tension, so in this fictional scenario I would say “oh the black pill would finally stop me from sabotaging all of my romantic relationships because I keep thinking of slash”, but it would end up backfiring horribly. I wake up the day after ingesting the black pill to a profound sense of loneliness, feeling incomplete and alone. “I should be happy,” I mumble, “I can finally have a normal life I can finally move on from this weird chapter in my personal history”. But the unsettling isolation eats away at me, growing worse and worse. Soon I’m looking for the rat bastard who gave me the pill on that street corner but he’s nowhere to be found, just a sign flipping guy advertising subway in his place. I turn to the mystic arts, the cults, religion, anything to bring him back. I don’t want this job anymore I just want my friend(?) slash back. God I miss him.
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caltroit_red_flamesTrading Card Admins S45 Challenge Cup Champion
marco999Registered Senior Member
I would definitely take the orange because honestly the other pills are not good options. I suffer from some sort of life threatening allergy, but I have no idea what I'm allergic to. I nearly died once and had to be hospitalized after I ate something I wasn't supposed to eat. It happened again at another time when I was on my first restaurant date with my then girlfriend, now an ex. Not the way you want your date to go, believe me! I've had many doctors appointments (thanks free Canadian healthcare) and they ran dozens of tests and they haven't found what I am allergic to yet. It's something that's really concerning for me because both dishes I ate had absolutely nothing in common, so I can't really narrow it down. If you gave me a pill that would get rid of that Democles' sword over my head, I would certainly take it! As I said earlier, all the other pills would be no use to me, so the orange pill is a no brainer for me.
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VandySHL GM SHL GM
For me this one was kind of a crap shoot but id take the black pill. I don't know Slash but they seem like a good egg, but I think he deserves a break. These PTs have been fun and I wouldn't mind a high paying job like his. One thing I'd do is raffle a PT pass though i'm not sure how that might work. Maybe highest PT total for a week then a game of marbles to whittle it down to a winner. Also maybe increase the mPT from 1 to 2. I get why its one and three for the bigger PTs but I feel like maybe going 2/4 could be better? Also maybe a PT scavenger hunt/trivia contest. I love doing trivia, maybe a trivia contest on discord for PT could be a cool thing like a game night. Skribbl, Trivia, Battleship, etc. Something that brings us together on Discord.
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SlashACMRegistered Certified Swiss Cheese 09-05-2021, 11:12 PMnour Wrote: I’m goin blackpill here because slash and I have always had some sort of strange romantic tension, so in this fictional scenario I would say “oh the black pill would finally stop me from sabotaging all of my romantic relationships because I keep thinking of slash”, but it would end up backfiring horribly. I wake up the day after ingesting the black pill to a profound sense of loneliness, feeling incomplete and alone. “I should be happy,” I mumble, “I can finally have a normal life I can finally move on from this weird chapter in my personal history”. But the unsettling isolation eats away at me, growing worse and worse. Soon I’m looking for the rat bastard who gave me the pill on that street corner but he’s nowhere to be found, just a sign flipping guy advertising subway in his place. I turn to the mystic arts, the cults, religion, anything to bring him back. I don’t want this job anymore I just want my friend(?) slash back. God I miss him. I am back. Kiss me you fool ![[Image: unknown.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477951418158809089/912414697985277972/unknown.png)     | ![[Image: specterspp.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/537644128066994197/593600679130431523/specterspp.png) ![[Image: spectersupdate.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/537644128066994197/593594692164255784/spectersupdate.png) |    ![[Image: cainbanner_35.jpg]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763788165953355846/879485847517429760/cainbanner_35.jpg)
jeffie43Fantasy League Manager anime mommy with big big milkies
Jack Kanoff would probably take the orange pill if he had to choose between all the pills listed. Sure getting the PT Director fired was quite tempting but all in all he would ultimately end up with the orange pill. This pill would grant him with superhuman strength. For Kanoff who is one of the more talented players in the SHL to become even stronger? That is a scary thought to see in the simulation hockey league. Also I believe that strength is a very important attribute in hockey/Franchise Hockey Manager and can also be used in various scenarios in real life where strength is always needed (With like literally everything). On the rink, with his added strength, Jack Kanoff would be able to out muscle defensemen on his way to the net and prove to be an unstoppable force. Additionally, he would also be able to hit people harder and become a better two way player as a result of this mystical pill
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NhamletBudget Director Weenie Hut Jr. GM
I'd take the purple pill considering how there's such a strong sweet tooth that it'd clearly be the greatest weakness of Minamino. As a result what ends up happening is that this continues to increase the motivation by 5 minutes with each candy piece. Yet in return the corresponding crash causes a reduction in performance. This is attempted to be counteracted by additional purple candy pills.
This cycle repeats itself over and over where the dependency of the pills continue. The highs and dopamine dependency on the purple pill resulted in a cyclical spiral where Minamino continued to gain weight and losing effectiveness with those highs. The worst part was that it was simply sugar crashes being fought with more sugar. Ultimately this would require a specialist who would then need to determine that there would be an unfortunate disease to struggle with for the rest of mianmino's life. And that would be diabetes. Type 2. ![[Image: 1rdovVs.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/1rdovVs.gif) ![[Image: X6NDpNM.png]](https://i.imgur.com/X6NDpNM.png) ![[Image: 6eXcLdf.png]](https://i.imgur.com/6eXcLdf.png)
jjlangabeerRegistered Dream Daddy
I think I would easily have to take the orange pill, as lame as it sounds allergies absolutely suck, but no way are they worse than going to the restroom every fifteen minutes or being blind. Then add in that as a person who deals with constant daily Allergies it would just be part of my regular diet anyway so it fits right in.
When you have crazy allergies, live with two cats, and have taken a hockey puck to the nose that destroyed it and is a constant issue allergy medication becomes one of the most vital parts of your life. Now do not get me wrong, I would love super speed or super strength and some grape jelly, but not having a runny nose all day, itchy eyes or throat, or being completely stuffed up while you try to sleep at night. I do not think anything could truly top that. It is just 100 pure bliss. ![[Image: HIXWkkp.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/HIXWkkp.gif) HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
JOHN LANGABEER NETS IT AND TIES THE GAME!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AND HE SCORES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN LANGABEER JUST SCORED THE 2 BIGGEST GOALS OF HIS CAREER IN A MATTER OF 10 SECONDS!!!!!! WEST KENDALL TAKES THE LEAD!!!! S41 Challenge Cup Finals Game 7, Game Tying and Game Winning Goals.
trashaeSMJHL GM Posting Freak
Teddy Murphy is no stranger to the trappings of fame and fortune. This makes the pink pill the obvious choice for our hero on the ice. He has spent years getting out of crowds unnoticed and even has a history planning heists with himself as a distraction to draw security from the target. In that sense the pink pill will only serve to amplify Teddy’s already immense draw. In fact, with the fame of a Korean pop star even opposing players won’t be able to resist coming over for an autograph and a selfie. On the ice Teddy will use this to draw out the opponents’ defense thus allowing his teammates to score at will. Sure there will be some initial difficulty related to the conditioning of his own teammates to resist the allure of a massive Korean pop star, but that’s where Teddy’s unique ability to sneak out of a crowd unnoticed comes in and he will be able to score himself to propel the team to victory.
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