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#76

The only new hockey slang were that makes sense is EBEBEB, used in a sentence, “ That was very Ebebeb of you” Used when describing something positive someone does or says.

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#77

This is a nightmare because I'm incredibly uncreative

Porking: when you lose a face off. "Wow you really porked that one, Petrov"
Spooling: when you do a really cool spin move "Nice, you really spooled that dummy"

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#78

I honestly think my favorite hockey slang term is when the puck is called the biscuit. It is so simple but I absolutely love it when that happens

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#79

we call it a crunchy. Means when you hit a player hard enough and they fall while watching the replay it shows you squished someone hard against the boards on a hit.



#80

My favorite hockey word slang has to be beauty which refers to a player who is loved not only for his skills, but for his personality. He is one of the coolest guys on the team and usually has great stories. He might also have the best flow on the team.

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#81

With some high scoring games showing up from time to time people had to come up with a term for 4 goals in a game, 3 is a hat trick, 4 is a turkey, like in bowling.

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Something my player has been really good at his whole career is pulling a "Sutton". Thats when you are the worst player on the ice for both teams yet somehow do something that helps your team win.

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#83

Girkin dumpy ya bud - it means "watch out - I'm coming for you." Just don't say it to players between the ages of 31-33 or it would be offensive.

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preteeing: its the feeling that Leafs fan's get when the playoffs near, it usually is accompanied by an upset stomach, regret, and can last throughout the entire golfing season

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#85

knackers - like knickers but masculine. Don't get your knackers in a twist bro, that shot was knacker dropping and so on. Knacker krackers are another term for spearing a guy in the junk.

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#86

Seattle have already entered a word into the lexicon of SHL slang, and that word is ‘Beeg’. It can be used on its own (that is Beeg), to describe a situation (Beeg win over SFP!), to describe someone (that is one Beeg Yoshi!) or to describe the vibes in the Seattle LR (Beeg Beeg Vibes of course)

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#87

The new hockey slang term Sven came up with is Greasing the Monkey. A player is Greasing the Monkey when he tries to get the refs on his side by sweet talking them in a kind and non-confrontational way to attempt to get favorable calls.

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New slang term?  To be Carp’d.  As in even in a regressing goalie stands on their head so hard that a 100 GR is inevitable on the path to a shutout.

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#89

heres a crazy new hockey word for you: planche! what is planche you ask? its when you just absolutely destroy someone with a big hit that honestly might not be totally legal! in a sentence, it would go a little something like: "yooo that dude got totally planched"

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#90

Hamburger. Hotdog is slang for someone who's acting like a dummy. Hamburger is basically the same as hotdog but the person has just been hit really hard so they're laying on the ice flat on their ass.

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