Rangerjase
One of the slang words tossed around the tampa bay barracuda locker room is "chomp" . It doesn't mean one thing, it means a lot of things. No context is truly needed. You'll hear phrases such as. Lets go out there and chomp em. On occasion you'll just see Michael Fitted yelling chomp and running around the arena with his shirt off. Nobody truly knows why.
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Clawtors - When the Raptors play they will continue to claw at the score, either clawing to get out of the deficit or sticking in the claws to put the game out of reach. "This team is sticking the Clawtors in them!"
Waters
My new word is crenkis. When a guy does a crenkis, wow. what can I say. that's an impressive feat. It basically means that he shot the puck really hard and really accurately. For instance, one could say Ben Waters jr crenkises all of his shots and he's really good because of it.
Grindle Waters-Johnson || LW || Great Falls Grizzlies || 241 TPE Height: 5'11" Weight: 210 lbs Birthplace: Rimouski, Japan Transactions S78: Drafted by Great Falls Grizzlies with the 5th overall pick in S78 SMJHL Entry Draft S78: Signed to a 5m rookie contract by the Great Falls Grizzlies Stats Awards
Accupuck - verb: To collect the puck that was used to complete a player's achievement. Eg. a rookie's first pro league goal.
"The player made sure to accupuck while his teammate celebrated scoring a hattrick."
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S51-71 || Sven Yxskaft || Defenseman || New England Wolfpack || 2315 TPE peak --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'11" Weight: 187 lbs Birthplace: Sweden --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Achievements: **** S70 - Challenge Cup Champion **** S70 - IIHF Silver Medal S69 - IIHF Silver Medal **** S68 - IIHF Gold Medal **** S65 - Eastern Conference All-Star S64 - IIHF Silver Medal S64 - Eastern Conference All-Star S62 - Nominated for the Scott Stevens(Best Defenseman) award S62 - Nominated for the Joe McKeil(Best Coach) award **** S62 - All-time TPE leader **** S61 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award S61 - Nominated for the Lance Uppercut(Best GM) award S61 - Most (current)TPE in the SHL S60 - IIHF Bronze Medal S60 - Eastern Conference All-Star Game representative S59 - Won the Damian Littleton(Most Dedicated) Award S59 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award **** S54 - 4 Star Cup Champion **** S54 - Nominated for the Brodie Witzel Trophy(Playoffs MVP) S54 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman) S54 - Traded as a rental for a Reddit 1st S53 - WJC Silver Medal S53 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman) S53 - Nominated for the Zach Miller Trophy(Most Dedicated) S53 - SMJHL All-Star Team West S52 - IIHF Silver Medal S52 - WJC Bronze Medal S51 - WJC Silver Medal S51 - Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S55 - Called up to the SHL, New England Wolfpack S54 - Traded to Carolina Kraken S52 - Drafted 5th Overall by NEW in the SHL Entry Draft S51 - Drafted 14th Overall by VAN in the SMJHL Entry Draft
Quote: Your task: Come up with a few new bits of hockey slang! Tell me a fun new hockey word, what it means, and why.
"Bro, you Barron'd that one top shelf"
To Barron is to score despite having progressively gotten worse and worse at both ends of the ice over the last several seasons and yet still somehow manage to score-- not because you are talented, but because you are a warm body on the ice surrounded by capable players who have not had the steamroller of time run over them repeatedly.
Jae-ik Barron || C || S73 || Atlanta Inferno Player Type: Two-Way Forward Birthplace: Seongnam, South Korea Height: 6'2" Weight: 201 lbs Number: 27 Nationality: Canadian / South Korean ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: (S72) Drafted 4th overall by the Great Falls Grizzlies (S73) Drafted 13th overall by the Atlanta Inferno ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S72-S74 (GFG) - 198 GP | 35 G | 99 A | 134 P | -38 | 84 PIM | 254 HIT | 115 SB | 19:24 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S72-S74 (GFG) - 19 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +1 | 10 PIM | 22 HIT | 12 SB | 20:13 TOI Adam Barron || D || S50 || Retired Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman Birthplace: Bonavista, NL, Canada Height: 6'2" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 27 Peak TPE: 2318 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S52-68 : 1042 GP | 174 G | 466 A | 640 P | +278 | 427 PIM | 1103 HIT | 1743 SB | xx TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: 10 Post-seasons - 94 GP | 26 G | 37 A | 63 P | +5 | 32 PIM | 117 HIT | 159 SB | xx TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S49-S51 (HFX) - 150 GP | 12 G | 59 A | 71 P | -8 | 92 PIM | 143 HIT | 157 SB | 19:27 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S49-S51 (HFX) - 18 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +8 | 10 PIM | 11 HIT | 23 SB | 22:40 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: (S49) Drafted 18th overall by the Halifax Raiders (S50) Drafted 1st overall by the Winnipeg Jets (S57) Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S63) Traded to the Baltimore Platoon (S66) Signed with the Atlanta Inferno (S67) Signed with the San Francisco Pride (S68) Retired during the Off-season ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Accomplishments: SHL Hall of Fame Inductee SHL Challenge Cup: winner (S66) SHL Anton Razov Trophy: nominated (S58) SHL Ron Mexico Trophy: nominated (S58) SHL Scott Stevens Trophy: winner (S58) SHL Aidan Richan Trophy: nominated (S58) SHL Bojo Biscuit: nominated (S61) SHL Turd Ferguson: winner (S68) IIHF Hall of Fame inductee IIHF: gold (S54, S56, S57, S58), silver (S61, S62), bronze (S55, S63, S64) IIHF Best Defenseman: winner (S58, S61) WJC: gold (S51), silver (S50) |
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Obviously this is actually slang for something I can't say on this kid friendly website, but a "Johnson" became the hottest new Atlanta slang, meaning when you miss a breakaway. Named of course after playoff breakaway disaster Gabe Johnson.
(S65) Ricky Koivu, RW (Anchorage Armada, Philadelphia Forge Age: 19 TPE: 371 Drafted (SMJHL): 12th Overall (ANC) in S64 Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (PHI) in S65 Anchorage Armada (S64-) Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pts Season-by-Season Statistics: (ANC) S64 SMJHL Regular Season: 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts (ANC) S64 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pt (S48) Gabriel Johnson, D (Retired, formerly player of ANC, HAM, SEA, EDM and ATL) Age: 33 TPE: 1933 Drafted (SMJHL): 17th Overall (ANC) in S47 Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (HAM) in S48 Anchorage Armada (S47-S49) Hamilton Steelhawks (S50-S57) Seattle Argonauts (S58-) Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 150 GP: 22G, 52A, 74pts | -12 | 84 HIT | 132 SB Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 16 GP: 1G, 8A, 9pts | -6 | 12 HIT | 22 SB Career Total (Regular Season - SHL): 300 GP: 57G, 165A, 222pts | +95 | 268 HIT | 397 SB Career Total (Playoffs - SHL): 61 GP: 12G, 28A, 40pts | +3 | 76 HIT | 167 SB Career Accolades: S47 WJC Best Rookie S48 WJC Gold Medalist Named Assistant Captain of ANC in S49 Runner-up for SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike in S49 Called up to Hamilton Steelhawks in S50 S50 SHL All-Rookie Team S51 Challenge Cup S53 Anton Razov Nominee S53 Challenge Cup S54 IIHF Gold Medalist S55 IIHF Bronze Medalist ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season-by-Season Statistics: (ANC) S47 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 2G, 11A, 13pts | +14 | 49 HIT | 43 SB (ANC) S47 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 6 HIT | 1 SB (ANC) S48 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 17A, 26pts | -23 | 10 HIT | 43 SB (ANC) S48 SMJHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 1G, 7A, 8pts | -5 | 6 HIT | 21 SB (ANC) S49 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 11G, 24A, 35pts | -5 | 25 HIT | 46 SB (ANC) S49 SMJHL Playoffs: 13 GP: 2G. 6A, 8pts | -4 | 10 HIT | 18 SB (HAM) S50 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 16A, 25pts | -5 | 27 HIT | 54 SB (HAM) S50 SHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 5G, 9A, 14pts | +8 | 5 HIT | 32 SB (HAM) S51 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 24A, 33pts | +17 | 25 HIT | 57 SB (HAM) S51 SHL Playoffs: 14 GP: 0G, 6A, 6pts | -4 | 16 HIT | 34 SB (HAM) S52 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 10G, 24A, 34pts | +0 | 20 HIT | 58 SB (HAM) S52 SHL Playoffs: 5 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 7 HIT | 11 SB (HAM) S53 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 15G, 32A, 47pts | +15 | 74 HIT | 69 SB (HAM) S53 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 4G, 7A, 11pts | +4 | 26 HIT | 40 SB (HAM) S54 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 8G, 36A, 44pts | +35 | 60 HIT | 68 SB (HAM) S54 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 3G, 5A, 8pts | -4 | 22 HIT | 50 SB (HAM) S55 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 6G, 33A, 39pts | +33 | 62 HIT | 91 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Job History: Russia WJC Head GM (S47) SMJHL Media Grading Team (S48-S52) SHL All-Star Voting Committee (S48-) Canada WJC Head GM (S48) Co-GM of Canada IIHF Team (S49-S51) SMJHL Awards Committee (S49-S52) Canada Federation Head (S51-S53) SMJHL PT Director (S53-) Vancouver Whalers Interim Co-GM (S53) Hamilton Steelhawks Co-GM (S53-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Accolades: Managed Canada to S48 WJC Gold Managed Canada to S50 IIHF Bronze Won Joe McKeil Award for Best Coach in S53 Managed Hamilton to S53 Challenge Cup Scott Stevens Nominee for Best Defenseman in S63
Nerio
Cream puck - simply put, this is when the puck accumulates enough ice on it such that it's visible, adjusts its movement, and if you could pick it up and clean it off you would.
"Sorry I missed the one timer, it was a cream puck and came much weirder than I thought it would"
alright so the new terms we use in the hockey room are sheesh and yeet. They mean exactly what you think they mean and the owls are just as ice cold when they use them as their veins.
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Evok
One of the oldest slang in quebec city citadelles locker room is 'to dennys' which mean to get a shutout. This is in honor of the tradition that the team celebrate at dennys each time they have a shutout.
Nevek Kove | RD | Quebec City Citadelles Player Type: Stay-at-Home Defenseman Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs Number: 49 Birthplace: Quebec City, Quebec, Canada Peak TPE: 1811 TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S66 | QCC | GP:66 | G:07 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | +/-:+12 | SB:061 | HIT:115 S67 | QCC | GP:66 | G:05 | A:17 | P:22 | PIMs:30 | +/-:+16 | SB:157 | HIT:099 S68 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:23 | P:27 | PIMs:26 | +/-:-23 | SB:203 | HIT:102 S69 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:32 | +/-:+16 | SB:171 | HIT:079 S70 | MIN | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:29 | +/-:-08 | SB:268 | HIT:069 S71 | MIN | GP:66 | G:05 | A:07 | P:12 | PIMs:32 | +/-:-05 | SB:260 | HIT:041 S72 | MIN | GP:66 | G:07 | A:20 | P:27 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+05 | SB:292 | HIT:050 S73 | MIN | GP:66 | G:02 | A:28 | P:28 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+04 | SB:187 | HIT:069 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S66 | QCC | GP:17 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:04 | +/-:+00 | SB:024 | HIT:024 S67 | QCC | GP:21 | G:01 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+09 | SB:052 | HIT:028 S68 | QCC | GP:05 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-05 | SB:015 | HIT:003 S69 | QCC | GP:25 | G:00 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+20 | SB:072 | HIT:045 S70 | MIN | GP:04 | G:01 | A:00 | P:01 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-07 | SB:019 | HIT:007 S71 | MIN | Did Not Qualify S72 | MIN | Did Not Qualify S73 | MIN | GP:05 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-01 | SB:013 | HIT:005 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF/WJC Stats : S67 | ICE | GP:14 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+10 | SB:018 | HIT:026 S68 | ICE | GP:13 | G:00 | A:00 | P:00 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-03 | SB:022 | HIT:003 S69 | BRI | GP:13 | G:02 | A:05 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+02 | SB:014 | HIT:016 S69 | IRL | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | +/-:+08 | SB:036 | HIT:011 S70 | IRL | GP:12 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:04 | +/-:-06 | SB:027 | HIT:010 S71 | IRL | GP:15 | G:00 | A:08 | P:08 | PIMs:12 | +/-:+10 | SB:059 | HIT:017 S72 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:01 | P:02 | PIMs:10 | +/-:+00 | SB:048 | HIT:014 S73 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:04 | P:05 | PIMs:06 | +/-:+02 | SB:045 | HIT:011 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- British Isles WJC Medals: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S66 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 28th overall by the Quebec City Citadelles S67 | SHL Draft : Selected 1st overall by the Minnesota Monarchs Elizabeth Doyle | G | Buffalo Stampede Player Type: Goalie Height: 5'9" | Weight: 179 lbs Number: 27 Birthplace: Galway, Ireland Peak TPE: 2145 TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S50 | STL | GP:37 | W:16 | L:16 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.877 | GAA:3.50 | SO:00 S51 | STL | GP:46 | W:22 | L:18 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.890 | GAA:3.09 | SO:02 S52 | STL | GP:41 | W:23 | L:13 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.888 | GAA:2.84 | SO:01 S52 | BUF | GP:05 | W:02 | L:02 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.875 | GAA:3.22 | SO:00 S53 | STL | GP:38 | W:21 | L:15 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02 S54 | BUF | GP:44 | W:35 | L:07 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:1.91 | SO:08 S55 | BUF | GP:44 | W:34 | L:10 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.916 | GAA:2.01 | SO:05 S56 | BUF | GP:44 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.919 | GAA:2.28 | SO:09 S57 | BUF | GP:53 | W:40 | L:11 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:06 S58 | BUF | GP:54 | W:33 | L:17 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.924 | GAA:2.08 | SO:13 S59 | BUF | GP:54 | W:41 | L:10 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.903 | GAA:2.62 | SO:01 S60 | BUF | GP:55 | W:40 | L:09 | OTL:05 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02 S61 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.38 | SO:04 S62 | BUF | GP:52 | W:38 | L:14 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.99 | SO:03 S63 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:20 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.78 | SO:04 S64 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03 S65 | BUF | GP:55 | W:34 | L:16 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.69 | SO:05 S66 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:22 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:3.20 | SO:03 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S50 | STL | GP:13 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.897 | GAA:3.09 | SO:00 S51 | STL | GP:12 | W:07 | L:03 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.891 | GAA:2.84 | SO:00 S52 | STL | GP:17 | W:09 | L:08 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.882 | GAA:3.18 | SO:02 S53 | STL | GP:14 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.38 | SO:01 S54 | BUF | GP:13 | W:07 | L:05 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01 S55 | BUF | GP:17 | W:12 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:.0927 | GAA:1.86 | SO:03 S56 | BUF | GP:23 | W:18 | L:08 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.910 | GAA:2.86 | SO:01 S57 | BUF | GP:17 | W:11 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.25 | SO:01 S58 | BUF | GP:21 | W:13 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.905 | GAA:2.49 | SO:01 S59 | BUF | GP:19 | W:13 | L:03 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03 S60 | BUF | GP:22 | W:16 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.02 | SO:03 S61 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.45 | SO:01 S62 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.90 | SO:01 S63 | BUF | GP:12 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01 S64 | BUF | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.907 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01 S65 | BUF | GP:18 | W:10 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.50 | SO:00 S66 | BUF | GP:16 | W:09 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.70 | SO:01 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF/WJC Stats : S49 | BRI | GP:17 | W:08 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.855 | GAA:3.91 | SO:00 S50 | BRI | GP:08 | W:06 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.39 | SO:01 S50 | IRL | GP:02 | W:01 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.939 | GAA:1.51 | SO:00 S51 | BRI | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:00 S51 | IRL | GP:04 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.51 | SO:00 S52 | BRI | GP:09 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.865 | GAA:2.93 | SO:00 S52 | IRL | GP:07 | W:04 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.931 | GAA:2.17 | SO:00 S53 | BRI | GP:04 | W:02 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.72 | SO:00 S53 | IRL | GP:05 | W:03 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01 S54 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.32 | SO:00 S55 | IRL | GP:09 | W:02 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.97 | SO:01 S56 | IRL | GP:13 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.927 | GAA:2.74 | SO:02 S57 | IRL | GP:10 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:2.91 | SO:01 S58 | IRL | GP:09 | W:00 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:4.41 | SO:00 S59 | IRL | GP:11 | W:02 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:3.84 | SO:00 S60 | IRL | GP:11 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:3.33 | SO:00 S61 | IRL | GP:10 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.929 | GAA:2.70 | SO:00 S62 | IRL | GP:13 | W:08 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.935 | GAA:2.21 | SO:03 S63 | IRL | GP:11 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.898 | GAA:3.66 | SO:00 S64 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.906 | GAA:3.79 | SO:00 S65 | IRL | GP:12 | W:06 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.936 | GAA:2.32 | SO:02 S66 | IRL | GP:15 | W:06 | L:08 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.79 | SO:01 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: S50 | Signed 1y / $4M contract with St. Louis Scarecrows S51 | Signed 2y / $5M contract with Buffalo Stampede S53 | Signed 3y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede S56 | Signed 2y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede S57 | Opted out of S57 contract with the Buffalo Stampede ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: 1x Oriens Trophy (S52(STL)) 1x All-SMJHL Second Team (S52) 2x All-Star Team (S52, S53) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- British Isles WJC Medals: 1x Silver Medal (S49) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: 1x All Rookie Team (S54) 4x First All Star Team (S54, S55, S57, S58) 1x Ryan Jesster Trophy (S54) 2x Mike Honcho Trophy (S54, S55) 3x John McBride Trophy (S54, S57, S58) 3x President Trophy (S54(BUF), S55(BUF), S60(BUF)) 5x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S55(BUF), S56(BUF), S58(BUF), S59(BUF), S60(BUF)) 1x Anton Razov Trophy (S55) 2x Challenge Cup (S55(BUF), S60(BUF)) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: 1x Silver Medal (S65) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S50 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 5th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows S51 | SHL Draft : Selected 11th overall by the Buffalo Stampede Oisín Fletcher | C/LW | "C" | New Orleans Specters Player Type : Sniper Height: 6'1" | Weight: 210 lbs Number: 36 Birthplace: Québec City, Québec, Canada Peak TPE: 2,048 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | HAL | GP:50 | G:12 | A:17 | P:29 | PIMs:21 | Shots:129 | +/-:-15 S36 | HAL | GP:50 | G:21 | A:26 | P:47 | PIMs:08 | Shots:152 | +/-:+19 S37 | HAL | GP:50 | G:32 | A:32 | P:64 | PIMs:39 | Shots:162 | +/-:+36 S38 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:15 | P:28 | PIMs:11 | Shots:129 | +/-:+05 S39 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:23 | Shots:127 | +/-:+17 S40 | NEW | GP:50 | G:16 | A:17 | P:33 | PIMs:06 | Shots:146 | +/-:+08 S41 | NEW | GP:50 | G:17 | A:21 | P:38 | PIMs:19 | Shots:239 | +/-:-23 S42 | NEW | GP:50 | G:29 | A:35 | P:64 | PIMs:14 | Shots:227 | +/-:+24 S43 | NEW | GP:50 | G:23 | A:24 | P:47 | PIMs:32 | Shots:161 | +/-:+15 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:27 | A:31 | P:58 | PIMs:20 | Shots:210 | +/-:+22 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:20 | P:41 | PIMs:08 | Shots:184 | +/-:+09 S46 | NOS | GP:50 | G:16 | A:23 | P:38 | PIMs:00 | Shots:151 | +/-:+09 S47 | NOS | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:10 | Shots:231 | +/-:+03 S48 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:24 | P:45 | PIMs:22 | Shots:145 | +/-:+30 S49 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | PIMs:13 | Shots:224 | +/-:+03 S50 | NOS | GP:50 | G:03 | A:32 | P:35 | PIMs:12 | Shots:083 | +/-:+05 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | HAL | Did Not Qualify S36 | HAL | GP:13 | G:08 | A:05 | P:13 | PIMs:06 | Shots:054 | +/-:+03 S37 | HAL | GP:06 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:00 | Shots:025 | +/-:00 S38 | NEW | GP:07 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:012 | +/-:-04 S39 | NEW | GP:12 | G:03 | A:02 | P:05 | PIMs:00 | Shots:034 | +/-:+02 S40 | NEW | GP:05 | G:02 | A:00 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:017 | +/-:-04 S41 | NEW | Did Not Qualify S42 | NEW | GP:18 | G:09 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:11 | Shots:074 | +/-:+01 S43 | NEW | Did Not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:03 | A:03 | P:06 | PIMs:10 | Shots:029 | +/-:-04 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:07 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:10 | Shots:067 | +/-:+07 S46 | NOR | GP:20 | G:08 | A:13 | P:21 | PIMs:14 | Shots:089 | +/-:-02 S47 | NOR | GP:07 | G:08 | A:04 | P:12 | PIMs:07 | Shots:028 | +/-:+04 S48 | NOR | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:060 | +/-:-01 S49 | NOR | GP:11 | G:01 | A:05 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:031 | +/-:-02 S50 | NOR | GP:10 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:00 | Shots:014 | +/-:-05 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Stats : S35 | IRE | GP:10 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:003 | +/-:+02 S36 | IRE | GP:11 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:021 | +/-:-07 S37 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:00 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | Shots:008 | +/-:+01 S38 | IRE | GP:10 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:039 | +/-:+01 S39 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:05 | P:09 | PIMs:00 | Shots:045 | +/-:+07 S40 | IRE | GP:11 | G:04 | A:02 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:033 | +/-:00 S41 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:05 | P:11 | PIMs:00 | Shots:042 | +/-:+06 S42 | IRE | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:053 | +/-:-02 S43 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:07 | P:10 | PIMs:06 | Shots:039 | +/-:00 S44 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:06 | P:10 | PIMs:04 | Shots:050 | +/-:+05 S45 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:09 | P:14 | PIMs:06 | Shots:044 | +/-:+08 S46 | IRE | GP:15 | G:02 | A:06 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:051 | +/-:-03 S47 | IRE | GP:15 | G:07 | A:05 | P:12 | PIMs:04 | Shots:042 | +/-:+07 S48 | IRE | GP:15 | G:08 | A:06 | P:14 | PIMs:04 | Shots:064 | +/-:+20 S49 | IRE | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | Shots:050 | +/-:-04 S50 | IRE | GP:13 | G:02 | A:09 | P:11 | PIMs:02 | Shots:026 | +/-:+04 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: S35 | Signed 1y / $2M contract with Halifax Raiders S36 | Signed 3y / $1.5M contract with New England Wolfpack S39 | Signed 2y / $4M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S41 | Signed 2y / $8M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S43 | Signed 1y / $5M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S44 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S44 | Signed 2y / $10M contract extension with Edmonton Blizzard S46 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Winnipeg Jets S46 | Signed 4y / $20M contract with New Orleans Specters S50 | Signed 1y / $7M contract with New Orleans Specters ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: 2x Elias Armia Trophy (S35, S36) 1x Ron Bolt Trophy (S36) 1x Jared Hanson Trophy (S37) 1x Roberto Martucci Trophy (S37) 1x Zach Miller Trophy (S37) 1x Ideen Fallah Trophy (S37) 1x Raymond Lindsay Trophy (S37) 1x Laurifer Trophy (S37(HAL)) 1x First All-Star Team (S37) 1x Second All-Star Team (S36) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: 3x Damian Littleton Trophy (S40, S42, S44) 2x First All Star Team (S42, S44) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S42) 2x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S42, S44) 1x Jay Mcdonald Trophy (S44) 2x President Trophy (S44(EDM), S45(EDM)) 2x Cole Reinhart Trophy (S45(EDM), S46(NOR)) 1x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S42(NEW)) 1x Challenge Cup (S45(EDM)) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: 3x Bronze Medal (S39, S41, S48) 2x Silver Medal (S37, S47) 5x Gold Medal (S42, S43, S44, S45, S46) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S35 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 26th Overall by the Halifax Raiders S36 | SHL Draft : Selected 3rd Overall by the New England Wolfpack
bluesfan55
i have come up with the word "big mang get stamped" which means that a big (either heavy or tall) player got absolutely ran over
Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 779 TPE Birthplace: Rostock, Germany Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs SMJHL Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253 S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224 S80 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 8 A: 23 PTS: 31 +/-: 38 H: 81 PIMS: 20 SB: 287 SMJHL Playoff Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 0 SB: 18 S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50 S80 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 +/-: 6 H: 15 PIMS: 0 SB: 78 Player Milestones/Transactions Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78 led SMJHL in blocked shots, S80 Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs SHL Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75 S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89 S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81 S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83 S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87 S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76 S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57 Total SHL Stats GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614 SHL Playoff Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5 S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7 S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10 S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14 S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17 S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29 S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85 SMJHL Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107 S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138 S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142 S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465 SMJHL Playoff Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11 S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24 Career Milestones Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69
Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs SHL Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24 S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70 S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65 S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62 S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92 S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101 S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97 S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122 S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105 S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103 S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103 S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134 S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116 S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140 Career Regular Season Stats GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338 SHL Playoff Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1 S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4 S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0 S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2 S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4 S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25 S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22 S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24 S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148 SMJHL Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21 S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15 S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62 S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109 Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207 SMJHL Playoff Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6 S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7 S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1 Accolades Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF named best forward, S51 WJC named to second team all SMJHL, S52 named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52 named Anchorage captain, S53 named first team all SMJHL, S53 won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53 named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53 won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54 named New England alternate captain, S55 #15 retired by the Anchorage Armada Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63 SHL All-Star, S60-S63 Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60 Sarmad Khan winner, S60 Ron Mexico winner, S60 led SHL in goals and points, S60 First Team All-SHL, S60 Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65 Member of the Triple Gold Club SHL Hall of Famer Draft Things drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE Name: Joseph Lombardi Position: Right Wing Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland) Height: very short (5'3") Weight: 145 lbs SHL Regular Season Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10 S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10 S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9 S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4 S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5 S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16 S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26 S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5 S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13 S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15 Career Stats GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14 SHL Playoff Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3 S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S42 | SEA | missed playoffs S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S44 | SEA | missed playoffs S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4 S49 | SFP | missed playoffs S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 Career Playoff Stats all you need to know is that I was shit SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 | STL | GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1 S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0 S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4 Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5 SMJHL Playoff Stats S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1 S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1 S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3 Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3 Things I've Done Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38 won a silver medal with Ireland (S38) won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41) won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47) was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41 Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco named Pride alternate captain for S48 won president's trophy with SFP (s50) wrote haters guides where I shat on every team
SDCore
The new word I've come up with is Shortskis. This is when you score a shorty but you do it by diving in the air and saucering the puck into the net.
Matsmith Soderberg-Tremblay || Left Wing/Center || #13 || Newfoundland Berserkers S65 Rookie Corey Kennedy (RETIRED) || Defense || #13 || Chicago Syndicate/Newfoundland Berserkers - Chicago Syndicate GM || S47 || Age: 21 ______________________________________________ ____ SMJHL Career Statistics: Anaheim Outlaws S46 (Rookie): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 10, P: 16, +/-: -3, PIM: 24, SHT: 60, PPP: 7 Anaheim Outlaws S47: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 15, P: 22, +/-: -6, PIM: 10, SHT: 58, PPP: 4 SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics: Anaheim Outlaws S46: GP: 3 , G: 2 , A: 0 , P: 2 , +/-: -2 , PIM: 0 , SHT: 5 , PPP: 1 Anaheim Outlaws S47: GP: 18 , G: 7 , A: 4 , P: 11 , +/-: -3 , PIM: 10 , SHT: 21 , PPP: 3 __________________________________________________ Transactions & Accomplishments: S46: Drafted 2nd overall by the Anaheim Outlaws S46 SMJHL All-Star S47 Four Star Cup Champion S47: Drafted 3rd overall by the Chicago Syndicate Player Page Update Page
Getting FHM’d – when a team outshoots their opponents by 3 times the amount and control the puck for a majority of the game, but still losing the game 2-1.
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Jason Bourne || RW || Sweden || 671 TPE Name: Jason Bourne Age: 22 Birthplace: Washington, DC, USA Height: 5'10" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 16
Ryu Jones || LW/C || Japan/World || 2183 Peak TPE Name: Ryu Jones Age: 20 Birthplace: Kobe, Japan Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 27
gaby
Pulling a grub: All alone against the goalie and missing the net, the Marco Barengrub specialty. Look at that player, he grubed it again for fuck sakes
Rule of the Ex - a traditional concept from other sports where a player (upon being traded or released) scores the game-winning goal against his former team.
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packed - when your brain is so fried from gamba'ing all your money away to stupid card packs that you can't even trade and you're just stuck in that existential despair of oh god what have i done, you got packed
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