S66 mPT #1: Freudian Slip
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JURT
All-Star Committee Posting Freak
One time, JUST was on live TV talking about life and stuff and just let it slip out that his husband Gunnar Söderberg has a very huge and beautiful personality and that made his husband blush.
aleks
SHL GM chigan worl manager
when i was brought on to talk about hamilton I was unable to not talk about the Vancouver whalers and their season thus far and how hot the managers of the whalers are
FlappyGiraffe
Registered nice guy tries hard loves the game
one time my guy who plays in the simulation hockey league named aleksander kozlov said live on air something completely utterly ridiculous you see aleksander kozlov said live on air that he played lacrosse by mistake, instead of hockey it was crazy
5ympathies
Registered CCII Fan Club
vic03
Registered Senior Member
Once I said that ham doesn’t have a brain, I was referring to the good ham but they tried to spin it as if I was talking about Nhamlet like that.
taterswc
Registered Posting Freak
Makrus made the unfortunate mistake of referring to himself as Makrus. Realizing the mistake he made and quickly tried to pretend to be choking. Makrus faked choking to the hospital and feels like he played it off smooth.
Tesla
Registered Posting Freak
Agent Tesla: Okay I admit I slept through your interview on account of I don't really care about you, but I have to know how you managed to get such an odd group of people so mad at you.
Dave Heinrich: Well it started when I referred to a different brand of hook-and-loop fasteners by the name velcro and upset the velcronies. Then I proceeded to make it worse by trying to just move past it because I thought it was a genericized trademark, but apparently they get all bent out of shape by that. So my social media feeds are full of people calling me a hook-and-loop fool. Agent Tesla: Ah! I can solve this for your really quickly after I get done laughing at the absurdity. Two hours later Agent Tesla: Problem solved! Dave Heinrich: First laughing at me for two hours is unappreciated, but second and more importantly how!? Agent Tesla: I just explained you did not capitalize the word when you said it and they had to leave us alone. Code: Word Count: 174
DarkCanuck29
Registered Senior Member
Duncan Mackenzie tried to say that his teammates were a bunch of Dragons, but stumbled and said his teammates were Drag Queens. This has led to him getting to host a local Drag even, which is some of the best fun he has ever had!
Winnipeg Aurora
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 29
Born: Vancouver, Canada
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SMJHL Draft: 29OA by Kelowna Knights
SHL Draft: 18OA by Calgary Dragons
Traded: S71 Trade Dealine to Baltimore for S72 BAP 1st, S74 BAP 2nd, and Tommy Tightpants
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Career Stats
***SMJHL Regular Season***
S60: GP:66 | G:6 | A:11 | P:17 | +\-: -35 | PIM:18 | H:94
S61: GP:66 | G:23 | A:33 | P:56 | +\-: 7 | PIM:20 | H:97
S62: GP:66 | G:17 | A:32 | P:49 | +\-: -5 | PIM:22 | H:94
S63: GP:66 | G:17 | A:30 | P:47 | +\-: 22 | PIM:12 | H:107
Total: GP:264 | G:63 | A:106 | P:169 | +\-: -11 | PIM:72 | H:392
***SMJHL Playoffs***
S60: GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: -6 | PIM:0 | H:14
S61: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: -1 | PIM:0 | H:15
S62: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 2 | PIM:2 | H:16
S63: GP:18 | G:3 | A:9 | P:12 | +\-: -3 | PIM:5 | H:19
Total: GP:38 | G:9 | A:13 | P:22 | +\-: -8 | PIM:7 | H:64
***SHL Regular Season***
S64: GP:66| G:17 | A:10 | P:27 | +\-: -28 | PIM:29 | H:124
S65: GP:66| G:22 | A:24 | P:46 | +\-: -49 | PIM:62*(5) | H:161*(T-1)
S66: GP:66| G:25 | A:45 | P:70 | +\-: -20 | PIM:28 | H:113
S67: GP:66| G:50* (4) | A:44 | P:94 | +\-: 28 | PIM:20 | H:111
S68: GP:66| G:26 | A:47 | P:73 | +\-: 9 | PIM:36 | H:122
***SHL Playoffs***
S66: GP:5| G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:2 | H:7
S67: GP:12 | G:11 | A:6 | P:17 | +\-: 7 | PIM:2 | H:24
S68: GP:11 | G:3 | A:4 | P:7 | +\-: 2 | PIM:0 | H:15
***WJC***
S60: GP:13 | G:5 | A:0 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:23
S61: GP:13 | G:4 | A:4 | P:8 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:19
S62: GP:14 | G:3 | A:0 | P:3 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:29
S63: GP:14 | G:9 | A:4 | P:13 | +\-: 1 | PIM:2 | H:37
Total: GP:54 | G:21| A:8 | P:29 | +\-: 1 | PIM:10 | H:108
***IIHF***
S62: GP:12 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:7
S63: GP:13 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -1 | PIM:6 | H:25
S64: GP:12 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:6 | H:19
S65: GP:12 | G:1 | A:3 | P:4 | +\-: -5 | PIM:10 | H:20
S66: GP:13 | G:3 | A:6 | P:9 | +\-: 2 | PIM:8 | H:14
S67: GP:12 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:23
S68: GP:14 | G:4 | A:6 | P:10 | +\-: 5 | PIM:0 | H:33
zaynzk
Registered Posting Freak
Once after a suumer league game, Niko told the visitors to eat his shorts. The local police was there coving the game. It became a big issues and they arrested him very sad and lamea and stuff
Kyle Sux Lmap
Ragnar
Registered The Gnometorious
I accidentally mentioned that @Zombiewolf and I made love four times last night when really it was five. I felt terrible. I made sure to correct myself as soon as I could.
Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy
❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤
JuOSu
Registered Posting Freak
I once said that I thought one of our opponents was really cute and then from then on I constantly had to hear about it in interviews. It was embarrassing.
.Laser
Registered Posting Freak
One time when Graj was on an instagram live showing how he liked his gloves to be treated, he was talking about making sure the stitching didnt burst, but instead of saying stitching, he accidentally said "Now you gotta make sure that when you do this you aren't weakening the shitting" and didn't live it down for a month.
(PHI): 66 GP | 39 G | 52 A | 91 P | +42 | 277sog | 14.08sh% | 19 ppp | 71 hits | 64 blks | 65 pim
GP | 327 G | 506 A | 833 P | +394 | 2448 sog | 13.4sh% | 194 ppp | 920 hits | 659 blks | 436 PIM
[pbl]Won Silver in IIHF with Sweden in S69
[pbl]Won the S72 Jeff Dar Award with the Philadelphia Forge
Thanks to EAB and sulovien for the sigs!
Waters
Registered stupid moron;dumb hair
Yikes, who could forget when Ben Waters Jr said something very racy... he said that he really liked tommi koivu and not platonically? A lot of people wondered what he meant by that, but he let them wonder!
Lorec
Registered Senior Member
Lev accidentally gave out some confidential information about his fathers true origins and hockey ancestry. Hopefully the KGB wasnt listening, at least hes got the great country of Britain to protect him now.
RashfordU
HOF Committee Winnipeg Aurora
Rashford started ranting about how management was letting the Aurora down in S66 after years of promise, but then the interviewer asked me about how I was enjoying being a GM and all was okay
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