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***Jumbo*** · 10-09-2022, 08:15 PM

I would miss practice to go to any music Festival that has Tool in their lineup. I absolutely love Tool but really enjoy going to festivals to hear some other new and great music. I would just say I had to do some cryotherapy which is my recovery process.

mcgriddleluver · 10-09-2022, 08:23 PM

Ben Der found out that the Mcdonalds closest to his house was doing a one day only special where they were serving mcgriddles at night time. He just had to take advantage of this rare opportunity. When he got busted he just bought the trainer 2 mcgriddles and that was enough to buy his silence.

Esk · 10-09-2022, 08:49 PM

FRIDAY NIGHT! that's Lord Lord of the Rings, Rings of Power prime time, I can't be missing that for some silly bag skate.

**brickwall35** · 10-09-2022, 09:09 PM

In reality, Wall just thought it was bogus that goalies had to bag skate, I mean they're wearing so much extra gear. But he doubled down on the lie and said he was looking for new gear to wear under his equipment.

Merica · 10-09-2022, 09:10 PM

There’s only one thing that Connor McKeil would skip practice for…ands that a dame. He was caught buying items at a sex shop for his girlfriends OnlyFans show. Shame.

Arkz · 10-09-2022, 09:23 PM

Jon St. Ark was about to walk into the arena for practice when he heard the tell-tale jingle of an ice cream truck driving down the street. He swiftly and deftly dropped his many pounds of equipment and broke into a dead sprint, off to get one of the last Choco Tacos in existence.

Briedaqueduc · 10-09-2022, 09:37 PM

Paul Koivu would always ditch practice for playing video game on release date. If one of his favorite game comes out during practice, then he will be missing said practice.

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GoonerBear · 10-09-2022, 09:43 PM

I've been offered to be a runway model for a new special hat collection to promote for this coming winter! And I very well can't miss that! Not even for practice!

***micool132*** · 10-09-2022, 09:44 PM

I had to miss practice because some chaos wizards resurected a bunch of unicorns into zombies and invaded my hometown of Dundee. I had to fight off this horde with fireballs and lightning raining from the skies and was then too tired to go to the practice. It's hard fighting evil and playing hockey.

***mer*** · 10-09-2022, 09:44 PM

Aksel skips practice only when his favorite barista is having a bad day. He likes his coffee a certain way and only Kayla gets it right. He’ll move mountains to keep her happy, and explains it off as a hockey ritual.

Air Crou · 10-09-2022, 09:50 PM

Practice brother? Really? It's possibly the LAST thing Krou would do on a Saturday night. Saturdays are for drinking. When he got caught, coach had him come earlier next Saturday to run suicides on ice. Guess where he went to avoid it? Well, you guessed it, drinking.

Shmurph · 10-09-2022, 09:51 PM

When it's strike season, every frenchmen is required to either start a strike or join an existing strike somewhere so of course, when the time will come, Laroux will be leading either some farmers or railway strike

*LarryTheMVP* · 10-09-2022, 09:57 PM

The only time DAD would miss a practice is for his family. If his mom is sick or if his something terrible happens to his family, DAD will immediately fly to Finland. Besides that, nothing will make DAD miss a practice.

***Big Newff*** · 10-09-2022, 10:07 PM

I seen there was a yellow tenis ball outside and I just had to go a find it, my inner dog got the best of me

Thunder39 · 10-09-2022, 10:14 PM

The newest reverse retro jerseys dropped late the night before and Jones was up alright shopping to fuel his jersey addiction. Was it the smarted decision? No but you gotta respect the drip. Being up late made him sleep through his alarm and well, here we are.

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