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Salming · 11-28-2022, 08:35 AM

Player task:

William Salming, as a Quad Gold Club member, is already pretty much perfect hockey player but I guess you could always improve him. That would happen by stealing some attributes from his previous teammates from Quebec City Citadelles. From the goalie Mat Smith, Salming would want to steal his clutchness in big moments. He always shines in bright lights when stakes are at the highest. We have saw it on the national team but also on the club level in Citadelles and Chicago. From Kev Kevens, Salming would steal his toughness near the boards. Kevens is excellent to win board battles, even little bit better than Salming. And from his current teammate Max Manning, Salming would steal scoring touch, because so far Salming has only one goal and 20 assists. But Salming likes to pass the puck so it is not the problem for him but for opponents it is easier to scout him if he always just gets assists and not goals.

***bluesfan55*** · 11-28-2022, 09:20 AM

it's easy dawg. all i would do is check whoever had the most skill in the simulation major junior hockey league (and by skill, we are going by points off of the leaderboard or whatever i don't really care) and tell them "your power belongs to me you incompetent pillock" and then they would suck. so first i would start by taking the shot away from alexi piastri of the nevada battleborn. he would get blown up by my incomparable hitting skill, i would tell him that "your shot belongs to me you incompetent pillock" and all of a sudden i would be leading the simulation major junior hockey league in goals. it is a very simple and very easy strategy for me because i already talk a lot of shit on the ice already so adding a mental part to it (and then the literal part of stealing their skill) would benefit me extremely

creative prompt, 157 words

ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @Ragnar for the sigs

adamantium · 11-28-2022, 09:42 AM

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CREATIVE // WC: 245

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How do you manage to get away with stealing the goal scoring prowess of one of your own teammates? Is it even ethical to do so? Max Manning is the goal scoring leader by a country mile at this point, but there's very real cowardice in stealing the talents of a man that purports to be the reason your team is obliterating the league.

As such, there's only one sensible target: Luke Thomason ( @luke ). Fiorentini grew up admiring the Rage star's abilities on the ice and, as such, it's time to become as good as the man he always looked up to. It won't be easy--breaking into a Manhattan penthouse is a tall order--but Benny's knowledge of New York City and his connections around the area will allow him to pull off the most genius heist of all-time. Rappeling down from the roof of Thomason's apartment building and using that laser circle tool that I think Tom Cruise used in Mission Impossible at some point to make a hole big enough for him to fire the power-stealing beam through. Then, when Thomason isn't looking, his powers (or what's remaining of them at this point) will be transferred to Fiorentini, making him the second coming of a totally normal to above average hockey player that played in his hometown.

The only hang-up here is Benny's crippling fear of heights and this sucker is like a good fifty stories in the air so... pray for the boy.

sigs by me bitch

WildfireMicro · 11-28-2022, 09:57 AM

CREATIVE PROMPT

While Sir Devoir would normally not want to go along with the plan to steal talent, he decides to at the very least test the device out. So one day while Rebecca Montagne was on a few days break, he finds that she is hanging out in a seafood restaurant in Baltimore and stealthy use a combination of Confusion and and mind reading to hide his identity from he'd while he sits a ways behind her with a clear sight to do the test. Whike she was finishing up her meal, he uses he laser pointer like device, he is able to steal her talent and continues using his Psychic abilities to confuse her mind enough so that she never knew he was there.

After doing some in ice testing to make sure the talent stealing worked, he immediately went back to that doctor and broke the device into many pieces, allowing Rebecca to get her talent back with her none the wiser. Devoir will never condone cheating in any way, and made sure that doctor knew that too.

*FaraDian* · 11-28-2022, 11:05 AM

Player Prompt

I can spend all the time in the weight room that I want, but at some point, I'm not getting any taller and these muscles aren't getting any bigger. But if the doc can help me out, I know exactly where I'm going... time to take a tour of the Montreal locker room. Jonathon Hagen is the only player in the league with a 20 in strength, so I'll take that, thank you very much. He's got 19s in both offensive and defensive read? Okay, I'll take his body and his mind. While I'm here in La Metropole with my special little device, I might as well say hello to Roderic Banes as well. 18 Checking and 17 Hitting? That'll add some grit to my game. And if he happens to walk by, might as well do the thing with Friedensreich Hundertwasser as well, grabbing that 16 Screening and 18 Getting Open. But let's not get too greedy here, it's my first visit to the city and I don't want to overstay my welcome.

***artermis*** · 11-28-2022, 11:28 AM

PLAYER PROMPT

This is basically already part of Petr's backstory. Czech legends of the game all volunteered to have their brains scanned and their hockey knowledge taken from them in order to put into one database/brain so that Czechia could continue building the world's greatest hockey player: Petr Svoboda. Naturally, to continue improving, Petr has of course trained himself, but a constant flow of hockey minds being added to the pool of knowledge would be advantageous, thus the Czech State Security service has continued this program by finding more... volunteers (mostly ex-SHLers, Hall of Famers, award winners, et cetera).

The Czech's search for the greatest mechanical and technical skills related to hockey, as longevity and Petr's physicals are maintained by a vigorous genetic screening and editing program, a strict dieting and training regime, and, when needed, any surgery and medical procedure that money can buy, so longevity, strength, and speed are covered.

minaj27 · 11-28-2022, 11:44 AM

If Minaj were to steal the abilities of one player from the league, it would have to be his current idol Marcel Beck. Not only is Beck the reigning top defenseman in the league, but he also took home awards for top defensive defenseman. His ability to be the best in both zones is what Minaj is striving for as well. Beck leads all defensemen in overall TPE so its not surprising he leads many individual categories as well. However his defensive positioning, checking, puck handling, passing, shooting range, and shot accuracy are all top marks any defenseman can only hope to be on par with him. Now if I get a chance to take from two players to complete the perfect player, then combining Puddles O'Duck offensive abilities with Marcel Beck's defensive abilities would be the perfect SHL player. He leads most of the offensive abilities including getting open, passing, puck handling, and offensive read.

CaptainCamel · 11-28-2022, 12:03 PM

Creative Prompt

Paul Binder is a pretty small dude for a hockey player. While sometimes his size is a bit of a deterrent on the ice, he's the perfect go-to guy to steal other players' energy and skills for this and was promptly given the job by ATL GM hotdog. While Binder was given free reign to approach this however he would like, he prefers to keep things classic. He hides in the giant laundry bin that players toss their dirty jerseys, pants, and jock straps into. He has troubles keeping in his gagging and puke, but eventually finds an opportunity to grab someone's hand as they get a little too close. Of course players will be surprised by this, but luckily I think most of them would just assume his tiny little grabby hands would be that of a raccoon or something and leave it at that, no need to dig through that gross dirty laundry. After gathering as much as he can, he waits until he gets wheeled off to a hallway (or something I don't know where they take that stuff) and gets out of the stinky pile with skills in-hand.

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