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S68 mPT #3: Audience Participation Due: December 11th @ 11:59 PM (PST)

Agent Tesla: The requirements for this are not so simple in that it has to be something that a charity or other appropriate organization would want, something that would not be damaged by being thrown, and also something that would not be damaged by being in close proximity to ice for an extended period of time. That is why I suggested what I did.

Management: Okay I can understand how this meets all of the requirements, but did you not think for just two seconds on why people throwing coins at the ice could be dangerous?

Agent Tesla: I thought about it for more than two seconds, but ultimately decided the idea of us playing on a frozen wishing well was more appealing. Sorry for having a sense of whimsy.

Management: Just get out of my office.

Agent Tesla: Least we raised forty thousand three hundred and ten dollars and fifty-five cents for the Hockey Players Blinded By Flying Funds Foundation!

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Since we need to ask the fans to bring something that won’t hurt if someone misthrow it and it ended up on someone’s head, we ask our fans to bring trash bag fill with clothes that are not shoes.

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The fans toss teddy bears onto the rinks, and we try to keep it grizzly bear themed, but sometimes polar bears and black bears get thrown on the ice, and since it’s for charity, we welcome our bear brethren to Great Falls.
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You know those babel cheeses? They're red and have a cow on them, so people throw tons of them onto the ice. Also various toys, but the cheese to toy ratio is crazy.

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Given the great Carolina puck shortage of 2015, the Kraken fans bring actual regulation hockey pucks they've brought from home to toss on the ice, as an offering to the hockey gods to ensure it never happens again.

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In BUffalo we have all of these like stuffed buffalo minatures that fans love to throw on the ice on the even of a charitable event or something or the other. It is a tradition spannin gback hundreds of years, for some reason. Things are going great!

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Toss those stuff animals onto the ice. If you are a real Panthers fan then you will toss stuffed Panthers out there onto the ice. Hopefully they will go to children who could use a special stuffed animal for the holidays.

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We keep it simple here in Montreal; we just want stuffed animals to be donated to the local children's hospitals. We used to have fans throw bayonets on the ice, until the poor zamboni driver was killed.

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The Argos fans bring stuffed swords to throw onto the ice for those special games. They tried out actual swords for the first year and quickly realized it was not as cool as it sounded.

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Nothing crazy like squids or whatever. Thought about coins but then that'll fucking hurt. Just cheap socks or something that wont cost fans a silly amount of money. Maybe a scarf? I dunno how much those are these days though.

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There's only one thing a real Monarch will toss onto the ice, and thats the severed heada of their enemies.

However, since thats kinda illegal and everything we're just gonna have to settle for any headwear. Whether it be helmets, hats, caps or wigs.

 
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The Manhattan Rage usually do charity by asking fans to bring plushies of any kind as long as they're kid friendly. That said, a fan favourite for some reason is a bull plush dressed in a matador suit that just keeps showing up for some reason.

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You know all those Marcus the Doctor Bird plushies that got made? Jamal's Jamaica-themed sidekick? Well... those would be great gifts for underprivileged kids, don't you think? And Jamal's share of the money from the sales during the month of December will also be donated to a charity in Jamaica to support underprivileged children.



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For the charity Meals on Wheels the Winnipeg fans were asked to bring in wheels as they were currently in low supply. The fans brought an array of wheels from small toy car wheels to big bulky 18 wheeler trucks. The last ones had the issue of not being extra smooth to throw on the ice, but with a bit of team work from the whole crowd those big bois were able to get onto the ice in the end.

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It always gets cold up in Maine so when it is time for the charity drive they ask all the fans to bring firewood to throw onto the ice. It gets very dangerous but, they still do it every year.

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