Seeing as our mascot is a knight, I would bring a real-life horse to ride around the concourse on as well as a javelin spear to impale the opposing team's fans (definitely just fake blood).

The mascot performer can't come in today and you know what that means... you have to put on the suit! The GM promptly healthy scratches you because they need someone dancing in the stands more than they need you on the ice!
Your task: What special flair would you bring to your evening in the mascot suit? What stunts do you pull? What dances do you do? How do you distract the other team?
25 words minimum!

First of all, I congratulate the GM on their fine decision making. With my numbers, I'm more suited to being a dancing whale.
Second, I decide to go steampunk and use a jetpack to soar above the ice and the opposing team's bench during the game, all the while playing extremely loud whale noises on a speaker in the suit.
Finally, once the game is over, win or lose, I use a portable hose to spray down the other team with briny salt water. That's what you get for challenging the whale.

Jae-ik Barron || C || S73 || Great Falls Grizzlies || Atlanta Inferno
Player Type: Two-Way Forward / Shadow
Birthplace: Seongnam, South Korea
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 201 lbs
Number: 27
Nationality: Canadian / South Korean
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Transactions:
(S72) Drafted 4th overall by the Great Falls Grizzlies
(S73) Drafted 13th overall by the Atlanta Inferno
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S72-S74 (GFG) - 198 GP | 35 G | 99 A | 134 P | -38 | 84 PIM | 254 HIT | 115 SB | 19:24 TOI
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S72-S74 (GFG) - 19 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +1 | 10 PIM | 22 HIT | 12 SB | 20:13 TOI


Adam Barron || D || S50 || Retired
Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman
Birthplace: Bonavista, NL, Canada
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 27
Peak TPE: 2318
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S52-68 : 1042 GP | 174 G | 466 A | 640 P | +278 | 427 PIM | 1103 HIT | 1743 SB | xx TOI
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
10 Post-seasons - 94 GP | 26 G | 37 A | 63 P | +5 | 32 PIM | 117 HIT | 159 SB | xx TOI
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S49-S51 (HFX) - 150 GP | 12 G | 59 A | 71 P | -8 | 92 PIM | 143 HIT | 157 SB | 19:27 TOI
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S49-S51 (HFX) - 18 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +8 | 10 PIM | 11 HIT | 23 SB | 22:40 TOI
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Transactions:
(S49) Drafted 18th overall by the Halifax Raiders
(S50) Drafted 1st overall by the Winnipeg Jets
(S57) Traded to the Toronto North Stars
(S63) Traded to the Baltimore Platoon
(S66) Signed with the Atlanta Inferno
(S67) Signed with the San Francisco Pride
(S68) Retired during the Off-season
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Awards & Accomplishments:
SHL Challenge Cup: winner (S66)
SHL Anton Razov Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Ron Mexico Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Scott Stevens Trophy: winner (S58)
SHL Aidan Richan Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Bojo Biscuit: nominated (S61)
SHL Turd Ferguson: winner (S68)
IIHF: gold (S54, S56, S57, S58), silver (S61, S62), bronze (S55, S63, S64)
IIHF Best Defenseman: winner (S58, S61)
WJC: gold (S51), silver (S50)

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I would print out a low resolution image of the kekw meme and do a poor job of taping it over my face. Visibility will be as poor as my performance.

KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kari Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 185 lbs
NUMBER: 33
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6
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KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 19
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SHL CAREER STATS
S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75
S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94
S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130
S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162
S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183
S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210
S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131
S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115
S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138
S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72
S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19
TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 LAP: DNQ
S26 LAP: DNQ
S27 LAP: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15
S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38
S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23
S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4
S36 LAP: DNQ
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35
TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115
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TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED
NAME: Tatu Mäkelä
BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
NUMBER: 65
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SHL CAREER STATS
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50
S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71
S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98
TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 BUF: DNQ
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8
S44 BUF: DNQ
S45 BUF: DNQ
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8
S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12
S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11
S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26
S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13
TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176
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KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kolja Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 225 lbs
NUMBER: 8
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0
S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37
S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24
S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71
S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70
TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S53 DET: DNP
S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3
S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0
S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7
S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34
TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44
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KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 69
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SHL CAREER STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134
S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194
S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148
S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212
S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230
S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326
S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269
S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297
S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257
S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281
S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305
S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164
TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263
SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24
S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25
S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33
S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41
S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62
S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75
S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13
S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25
S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97
S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25
S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33
S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37
TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559
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KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS
NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor
HEIGHT: 6'6"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs
NUMBER: 75
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114
S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27
S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8
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Honestly just dance a lot and harass the hot fans. Hirano can hide behind the mask while he fulfills his dreams and picks up a milf mommy while in disguise as the mascot

There is a good chance I'll be the mascot who simply tries to photobomb every single picture that is taken in the arena.  Its not much, but its honest work

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Duncan Mackenzie would bring the goofy excitement. Also, he would bring tons of pain as he blew out his knees falling down the stairs trying to do something stupid to entertain the kids.

 Winnipeg Aurora 

Duncan Mackenzie || RW || Winnipeg Aurora

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 225 lbs

Number: 29

Born: Vancouver, Canada

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SMJHL Draft: 29OA by Kelowna Knights

SHL Draft: 18OA by Calgary Dragons

Traded: S71 Trade Dealine to Baltimore for S72 BAP 1st, S74 BAP 2nd, and Tommy Tightpants

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Career Stats

***SMJHL Regular Season***

S60: GP:66 | G:6 | A:11 | P:17 | +\-: -35 | PIM:18 | H:94

S61: GP:66 | G:23 | A:33 | P:56 | +\-: 7 | PIM:20 | H:97

S62: GP:66 | G:17 | A:32 | P:49 | +\-: -5 | PIM:22 | H:94

S63: GP:66 | G:17 | A:30 | P:47 | +\-: 22 | PIM:12 | H:107

Total: GP:264 | G:63 | A:106 | P:169 | +\-: -11 | PIM:72 | H:392

***SMJHL Playoffs***

S60: GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: -6 | PIM:0 | H:14

S61: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: -1 | PIM:0 | H:15

S62: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 2 | PIM:2 | H:16

S63: GP:18 | G:3 | A:9 | P:12 | +\-: -3 | PIM:5 | H:19

Total: GP:38 | G:9 | A:13 | P:22 | +\-: -8 | PIM:7 | H:64

***SHL Regular Season***

S64: GP:66| G:17 | A:10 | P:27 | +\-: -28 | PIM:29 | H:124

S65: GP:66| G:22 | A:24 | P:46 | +\-: -49 | PIM:62*(5) | H:161*(T-1)

S66: GP:66| G:25 | A:45 | P:70 | +\-: -20 | PIM:28 | H:113

S67: GP:66| G:50* (4) | A:44 | P:94 | +\-: 28 | PIM:20 | H:111

S68: GP:66| G:26 | A:47 | P:73 | +\-: 9 | PIM:36 | H:122

S69: GP66| G:30 | A:49 | P:79 | +\-:8  | PIM:24 | H:124

S70: GP66| G:26 | A:59 | P:85 | +\-:5  | PIM:30 | H:107

S71: GP65| G:26 | A:49 | P:75 | +\-:-35  | PIM:44 | H:124

***SHL Playoffs***

S66: GP:5| G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:2 | H:7

S67: GP:12 | G:11 | A:6 | P:17 | +\-: 7 | PIM:2 | H:24

S68: GP:11 | G:3 | A:4 | P:7 | +\-: 2 | PIM:0 | H:15

S69: GP:4 | G:0 | A:2 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:0 | H:11

S70: GP:9 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:15

***WJC***

S60: GP:13 | G:5 | A:0 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:23

S61: GP:13 | G:4 | A:4 | P:8 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:19

S62: GP:14 | G:3 | A:0 | P:3 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:29

S63: GP:14 | G:9 | A:4 | P:13 | +\-: 1 | PIM:2 | H:37

Total: GP:54 | G:21| A:8 | P:29 | +\-: 1 | PIM:10 | H:108

***IIHF***

S62: GP:12 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:7

S63: GP:13 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -1 | PIM:6 | H:25

S64: GP:12 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:6 | H:19

S65: GP:12 | G:1 | A:3 | P:4 | +\-: -5  | PIM:10 | H:20

S66: GP:13 | G:3 | A:6 | P:9 | +\-: 2 | PIM:8 | H:14

S67: GP:12 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:23

S68: GP:14 | G:4 | A:6 | P:10 | +\-: 5 | PIM:0 | H:33

S69: GP:12 | G:5 | A:5 | P:10 | +\-: -6 | PIM:4 | H:21

S70: GP:12 | G:9 | A:6 | P:15 | +\-: 6 | PIM:4 | H:24

For my night is the mascot costume I would go through every opposing player's social media accounts and dig up every embarrassing or cringe tweet and just walk around the rink with giant blown up copies of them. It is going to be really hard for them to concentrate while I am airing all that dirty laundry.

San-sam Emerson | Philadelphia Forge | LD | S63
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Incheon, South Korea
Number: 88
S62 SMJHL 3OA Pick
S62 SMJHL All-Rookie Team
S63 SHL 6OA Pick
S64 Regina Elk Alternate Captain
S65 SHL All-Rookie Team
S69 Challenge Cup
S70 Second Team All-SHL
S71 First Team All-SHL
S72 Second Team All-SHL
S73 Second Team All-SHL
S74 First Team All-SHL

Nat Emerson | Baltimore Platoon | Team Latvia (RETIRED)
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 250 lbs
Birthplace: Boston, Massachusetts
Number: 34
S44 WJC Silver Medal
S46 IIHF Bronze Medal
S47 Challenge Cup
S55 IIHF Top Defenseman

I would uhhhh embarrass myself in a mascot suit. I would like if Ban Jammin was in the CHI one though so I could do what any good stampede would do and run him over.

[WIP]

The only stunt Atticus Hale is proud to be able to do is a back flip. I think he'd be doing those often as the mascot. As far as distractions go, considering it would be for the Specters, I think some spooky smoke/fog effects would be in order.

Atticus Hale ║ New Orleans Specters ║ Team USA ║ 2140 Peak TPE
6'2" ║ 198 lbs ║ Moon Township, PA, USA ║ #82
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SMJHL Draft - 14th Overall by the Carolina Kraken
SHL Draft - 2nd Overall by the New Orleans Specters
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║          SHL Regular Season Statistics          ║

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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

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║ S64 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -16 | 137 |  24 ║

║ S65 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 19 | 35 |  -3 | 172 |  15 ║

║ S66 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 24 | 48 | +14 | 143 |  18 ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 66 | 20 | 43 | 63 | +16 | 161 |  46 ║

║ S68 |NOLA | 66 | 25 | 36 | 61 |  -7 | 200 |  24 ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 66 | 46 | 42 | 88 | +30 | 252 |  38 ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 50 | 80 |  +3 | 224 |  52 ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA | 66 | 38 | 54 | 92 | +16 | 212 |  56 ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 38 | 68 | -13 | 217 |  36 ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA | 66 | 33 | 38 | 71 |  -8 | 212 |  49 ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA | 66 | 27 | 46 | 73 |  -1 | 221 |  62 ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 44 | 68 |  -7 | 215 |  26 ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA | 66 | 31 | 30 | 61 |  23 | 218 |  24 ║ "C"

║ S77 |NOLA | 66 | 19 | 27 | 46 |  21 | 151 |  36 ║ "C"

║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

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║    Career | 924| 379| 516| 895| +68 | 2735| 506 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║             SHL Playoff Statistics              ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
║ S64 |NOLA |  6 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  +2 |  13 |  2  ║

║ S65 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -6 |  17 |  0  ║

║ S66 |NOLA |  9 |  3 |  2 |  5 |  -1 |  15 |  2  ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 11 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  -2 |  26 |  8  ║

║ S68 |NOLA |  5 |  0 |  3 |  3 |  -2 |  8  |  2  ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 14 | 10 |  4 | 14 |  -2 |  47 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA |  7 |  8 |  1 |  9 |  -3 |  29 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA |  5 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  -4 |  14 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA |  4 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -5 |  16 |  2  ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA |  6 |  1 |  3 |  4 |  -6 |  22 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA |  7 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  +1 |  25 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 11 |  8 |  2 | 10 |  +3 |  41 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA |  4 |  0 |  1 |  2 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S77 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -4 |  10 |  2  ║ "C"

║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢

║    Career | 103| 40 | 42 | 82 | -31 | 300 |  34 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR | 66 |  7 | 12 | 19 |  +6 |  85 |  24 ║
║ S61 | CAR | 66 | 18 | 26 | 44 |  +3 | 141 |  12 ║
║ S62 | CAR | 66 | 19 | 38 | 57 |  -7 | 207 |  18 ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR | 66 | 31 | 38 | 69 | +27 | 206 |  4  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 264| 75 | 114| 189| +29 | 639 |  58 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣

║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  E  |  6  |  2  ║
║ S61 | CAR |  4 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  E  |  12 |  2  ║
║ S62 | CAR |  6 |  2 |  4 |  6 | +8  |  14 |  0  ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR |  6 |  0 |  2 |  2 | -2  |  18 |  0  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 22 |  5 |  8 | 13 | +6  |  50 |  4  ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║                 IIHF Statistics                 ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 | USA | 12 |  3 |  3 |  6 |  -8 |  14 |  0  ║
║ S65 | USA | 13 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  -2 |  26 |  4  ║
║ S66 | USA | 12 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -1 |  20 |  8  ║
║ S67 | USA | 12 |  4 |  1 |  5 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║

║ S68 | USA | 12 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  E  |  28 |  10 ║
║ S69 | USA | 12 |  4 |  9 | 13 |  +2 |  40 |  10 ║
║ S70 | USA | 12 |  3 | 14 | 17 |  +5 |  55 |  12 ║
║ S71 | USA | 13 |  6 | 10 | 16 |  -2 |  43 |  10 ║

║ S72 | USA | 12 |  5 |  8 | 13 |  -2 |  35 |   6 ║

║ S73 | USA | 12 |  6 |  6 | 12 |  -8 |  43 |   2 ║

║ S74 | USA | 12 |  3 |  7 | 10 |  7  |  23 |  2 ║

║ S75 | USA | 12 |  3 |  5 |  8 |  -8 |  53 |  6 ║

║ S76 | USA | 12 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |   0 |  0 ║

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 62 | 22 | 31 | 62 | +2  | 185 |  46 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║                 WJC Statistics                  ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣

║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | USA | 13 |  2 |  2 |  4 |  +1 |  18 |  0  ║
║ S61 | USA | 15 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  +8 |  29 |  4  ║ GOLD MEDAL
║ S62 | USA | 15 |  2 |  8 | 10 |  +3 |  32 |  4  ║ SILVER MEDAL
║ S63 | USA | 13 |  5 | 12 | 17 |  +8 |  44 |  4  ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 56 | 14 | 28 | 42 | +20 | 123 |  12 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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Personal Accolades

S73 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S71 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S69 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S64 - SHL - Ryan Jesster Award (Best Rookie) NOMINEE

S64 - SHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

S63 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S62 - WJC - Team USA SILVER MEDAL Winner

S62 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S61 - WJC - Team USA GOLD MEDAL Winner
S60 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

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Career Milestones

S76 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in points (808)

S73 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in goals (262)

S71 - SHL - Reached 500 career points against the Calgary Dragons (Game 60)

S66 - SHL - First career playoff hat trick against Winnipeg Aurora (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career playoff goal against the Texas Renegades (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career hat trick against Toronto North Stars (Game 37)
S64 - SHL - First career goal against the Manhattan Rage (Game 15)
S63 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Captain
S62 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain
S60 - WJC - First career goal against Team DACH (Game 3)
S60 - SMJHL - First career playoff goal against the Quebec City Citadelles (R2G1)
S60 - SMJHL - First career goal against the Maine Timber (Game 7)

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Transactions

S61 - SHL - Signed contract with the New Orleans Specters (S61-Present)

S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Carolina Kraken (S60-S63)

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Ryu Jones would definitely bring some shenanigans to the mascot of the Chicago Syndicate.  The classics like the “Way too much popcorn while walking down the stairs” gig and would be harassing the visiting team by sitting in the seats behind their bench with an airhorn or two.

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Credit to @Symmetrik

Jason Bourne || RW || USA || 229 TPE
Name: Jason Bourne
Age: 22
Birthplace: Washington, DC, USA
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 16

Credit to @Geekusoid, @rum_ham, @Carpy48, @enigmatic, @BDonini, @honkerrs, @DELIRIVM, @Emiko, @Merica, and @Ragnar

Ryu Jones || LW/C || Japan/World || 893 TPE || 2183 Peak TPE
Name: Ryu Jones
Age: 20
Birthplace: Kobe, Japan
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 27

I think doing some shenanigans like throwing popcorn at people and doing random dances to make people laugh could be a real fun time. Over all that should be the main goal of a mascot

                    John Brown | RD | TBB
570 TPE, 6'3, 204 lbs.
S67 - Drafted 1OA by the Nevada Battleborn
S68 - SMJHL All-Star
S68 - Drafted 6OA by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S69 - SMJHL All-Star
S69 - SMJHL All Defense Team
S69 - Alexis Metzler Award
S70 - SMJHL All-Star

S66 Damian Littleton

      Joseph Weston || Winger || Los Angeles Panthers        
Joseph Weston || Winger || Los Angeles Panthers        
                                  1885 Peak TPE, 6'1", 202 Lbs.
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Regular Season Stats:
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 08 | A: 03 | P: 11 | +/-: 03 | MP: 621
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 22 | P: 39 | +/-: 02 | MP: 766
S51 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 28 | P: 48 | +/-: 25 | MP: 807
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 20 | P: 39 | +/-: 08 | MP: 957
S53 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 19 | P: 29 | +/-: 11 | TOI: 17:06
S54 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 06 | A: 14 | P: 20 | +/-: -6 | TOI: 17:17
S55 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 17 | P: 29 | +/-: 15 | TOI: 16:57
S56 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 29 | P: 46 | +/-: 44 | TOI: 18:33
S57 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 27 | P: 55 | +/-: 33 | TOI: 18:57
S58 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 28 | P: 56 | +/-: 31 | TOI: 20:19
S59 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 42 | P: 73 | +/-: 31 | TOI: 22:15
S60 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 31 | P: 59 | +/-: 27 | TOI: 22:09
S61 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 35 | P: 71 | +/-: 13 | TOI: 21:45
S62 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 44 | P: 69 | +/-: 12 | TOI: 21:19
S63 | TOR | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 27 | P: 38 | +/-: -15 | TOI: 19:40
S64 | LAP  | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 28 | P: 46 | +/-: 19 | TOI: 18:11
S65 | LAP  | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 24 | P: 38 | +/-: 21 | TOI: 17:53
S66 | LAP | GP: TBD | G: TBD | A: TBD | P: TBD | +/-: TBD | TOI: TBD
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Awards:
S49 Montreal Militia Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Carolina Kraken Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S50 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy
S50 WJC USA Bronze Medal
S50 & S51 Carolina Kraken Assistant Captain
S51 SMJHL All-Star
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S52 Carolina Kraken Captain
S52 WJC USA Captain
S53 SHL All-Rookie Team
S54 Calgary Dragons Assistant Captain
S56-S58 Calgary Dragons Assistant Captain
S59-S63 Calgary Dragons Captain
S59 SHL All-Star Game
S60 SHL All-Star Game
S61 SHL All-Star Game
S63 United States of America IIHF Gold Medal
S63 SHL All-Star Game
S65 Challenge Cup Champion


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i would take a bucket of ice cubes to the arena and go around throwing ice cubes at the attendees of the fame and pretend it wasn't me who threw the ice cubes

Signatures by Vulfzilla, Jepox, Jess, rum_ham, Ragnar, and myself

 

Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno


Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired
Birthplace: United Kingdom
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 40
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman)
S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie)
S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team
S47 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S49 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S52 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S53 | GB  | IIHF Bronze
S54 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S55 | GB  | IIHF Gold
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14
S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5
S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9
S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1
S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12
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Transactions:
S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall
S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season
S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall
S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons
S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons

Backflips. That is all I would try to do. Who doesn't love backflips? Maybe we get a trampoline and we try to do double backflips. Sounds sick.

If Tomas got into the mascot costume of the Rage, he would consistently try and just tackle the players from the other team in the locker room.

Kenneth Lind (S78-)

Tomas Lind (S57-S78)

Tomas Lind, CAR, MAN, SWE
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Drafted 13th overall (2nd Round) by Carolina Kraken in the S57 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall (1st Round) by Manhattan Rage in the S58 SHL Entry Draft
S57-S59 WJC GM of Sweden
S57 Rookie All Star Team
S57 WJC Silver
S59 Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward
S60 WJC Silver
S60 Assistant Captain
S60 Elias Armia
S60 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner for the Analytics App
S62-63 co-GM of Carolina
S64- co-GM of Manhattan
S64 IIHF Silver
S66 Lance Uppercut Award Nominees (with CoA)
S66 Damian Littleton Award Nominee
S67 Damian Littleton Award Nominee
S68 Damian Littleton Award Winner
S68 IIHF Gold
S69 IIHF Silver
S70 IIHF Silver
S72 IIHF Bronze
S73 IIHF Gold
S75 IIHF Gold



@Stadacona


@sköldpaddor @High Stick King @Ragnar

I would be the kind of mascot who hunts down the opposing fans in the stands, then spends the entire game next to them, annoying them and mocking them until they tried to fight me.