Only 10 games left in the regular season?! Hot dang.

[Video: https://imgur.com/lKLW0en]

It's weird to finally cheer for a seemingly competent NHL team for the first time in like 7-8 years. Go Wings!

[Video: https://imgur.com/lKLW0en]

i have about zero thoughts going on in my brain so this is probably a bad time to decide to chirp

 

i actually really like a lot of the teams' branding here. maybe some of the best?

like, the SMJHL legitimately has some teams that would be perfect for any other league's major leagues

Just ate a haystack brownie.

Stavros Kondos || F || Seattle Argonauts



Theo Kondos || F || Jesster & Darr Winner - CC x2 || 
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]


Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

Its Tuesday.......God please end this now haha

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Dan Johnston||RD||Peak TPE: 1319
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220
Number: 55
Drafted 16th Overall by Anchorage Armada[S71 SMJHL Draft]
Drafted 15th Overall by Atlanta Inferno[S72 Draft]
S74 SMJHL 1st Team All-Star
S74 Quilha Agante Award Winner (Top SMJHL Defender)
CANADA


{SMJHL}  Anchorage Armada

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
REGULAR SEASON STATS
[S71] SMJHL GP:66 G:11 A:29 P:40 +/-: -21 PIM: 48 BK: 131 H: 135
[S72] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 5 A: 28 P: 33 +/-: +3 PIM: 55 BK: 152 H: 107
[S73] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 3 A: 27 P: 30 +/-: +21 PIM: 24 BK: 127 H: 91
[S74] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 14 A: 45 P: 59 +/- +11 PIM: 30 BK: 132 H: 89
SMJHL Totals GP:264 G:33 A: 129 P: 162 +/-: +14 PIM: 157 BK: 542 H: 412
PLAYOFF STATS
[S71] GP:6 G:1 A:3 P:4 +/-: -2 PIM: 2 BK:15 H:8
[S72] GP:7 G:1 A:4 P:5 +/-: -1 PIM:2 BK:14 H:13
[S73] GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-: +7 PIM:4 BK:6 H:12
[S74]  GP:12 G:0 A:1 P:1 +/-: -10 PIM:2 BK:37 H:24
SMJHL Playoff Totals GP:32 G:3 A:9 P:12 +/-: -6 PIM:10 BK:72 H:57


{SHL}  Atlanta Inferno  
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
REGULAR SEASON STATS
[S75] GP: 66 G:3 A:17 P:20 +/-: +3 PIM:34 BK: 126 H: 33
[S76] GP: 66 G:8 A:21 P:29 +/-:-16 PIM:38 BK:229 H:60
SHL TOTALS GP: 132 G:11 A:38 P:49 +/-:-13 PIM:72 BK:355 H:93

PLAYOFF STATS
[S75] GP:6 G:0 A:2 P:2 +/-:0 PIM:0 BK:16 H:0
[S76] GP:6 G:0 A:0 P:0 +/-:-2 PIM:0 BK:30 H:3
 

World Junior Championships {Canada(71-73) Canada Black(74)}
[S71] Gp: 15 G: 1 A: 2 P: 3  +/-: 1 PIM: 4  H: 15 BK: 42 [ 4th Place]
[S72] GP: 15 G: 2 A: 5 P: 7 +/-: 8 PIM: 18 H: 16 BK: 35 [ BRONZE MEDAL WINNER]
[S73]  GP:15 G:1 A:6 P:7 +/-: 5 PIM:8 H:18 BK:19 [4th Place]
[S74]  GP:12 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-: 2 PIM: 10  H:17 BK:21[9th Plac]
WJC Totals (4 Tourneys) GP:48 G:6 A:14 P:20 +/-: +22 PIM:36 H:57 BK:102 [Medal Count G: S: B:1]


IIHF Hockey Championships {Canada S75}
S75- GM:15 G:1 A:5 P: 6 PIM:8  +/-:8  H:10 BK:29 [SILVER MEDAL WINNER]
S76: GM:15 G:0 A:4 P:4 PIM:2 +/-:9 H:14 BK:40 [GOLD MEDAL WINNER] 
IIHF World Hockey Championship Medal Count G:1 S:1 B:0



Credit to Ragnar and Enigmatic for the great Signatures

I spontaneously went out and ate a hungry mans breakfast at 10 and now I want a nap

Times][/color]
Dan Johnston||RD||Peak TPE: 1319
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220
Number: 55
Drafted 16th Overall by Anchorage Armada[S71 SMJHL Draft]
Drafted 15th Overall by Atlanta Inferno[S72 Draft]
S74 SMJHL 1st Team All-Star
S74 Quilha Agante Award Winner (Top SMJHL Defender)
CANADA


{SMJHL}  Anchorage Armada

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
REGULAR SEASON STATS
[S71] SMJHL GP:66 G:11 A:29 P:40 +/-: -21 PIM: 48 BK: 131 H: 135
[S72] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 5 A: 28 P: 33 +/-: +3 PIM: 55 BK: 152 H: 107
[S73] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 3 A: 27 P: 30 +/-: +21 PIM: 24 BK: 127 H: 91
[S74] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 14 A: 45 P: 59 +/- +11 PIM: 30 BK: 132 H: 89
SMJHL Totals GP:264 G:33 A: 129 P: 162 +/-: +14 PIM: 157 BK: 542 H: 412
PLAYOFF STATS
[S71] GP:6 G:1 A:3 P:4 +/-: -2 PIM: 2 BK:15 H:8
[S72] GP:7 G:1 A:4 P:5 +/-: -1 PIM:2 BK:14 H:13
[S73] GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-: +7 PIM:4 BK:6 H:12
[S74]  GP:12 G:0 A:1 P:1 +/-: -10 PIM:2 BK:37 H:24
SMJHL Playoff Totals GP:32 G:3 A:9 P:12 +/-: -6 PIM:10 BK:72 H:57


{SHL}  Atlanta Inferno  
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
[S75] GP: 66 G:3 A:17 P:20 +/-: +3 PIM:34 BK: 126 H: 33
[S76] GP: 66 G:8 A:21 P:29 +/-:-16 PIM:38 BK:229 H:60
SHL TOTALS GP: 132 G:11 A:38 P:49 +/-:-13 PIM:72 BK:355 H:93

PLAYOFF STATS
[S75] GP:6 G:0 A:2 P:2 +/-:0 PIM:0 BK:16 H:0
[S76] GP:6 G:0 A:0 P:0 +/-:-2 PIM:0 BK:30 H:3
 

World Junior Championships {Canada(71-73) Canada Black(74)}
[S71] Gp: 15 G: 1 A: 2 P: 3  +/-: 1 PIM: 4  H: 15 BK: 42 [ 4th Place]
[S72] GP: 15 G: 2 A: 5 P: 7 +/-: 8 PIM: 18 H: 16 BK: 35 [ BRONZE MEDAL WINNER]
[S73]  GP:15 G:1 A:6 P:7 +/-: 5 PIM:8 H:18 BK:19 [4th Place]
[S74]  GP:12 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-: 2 PIM: 10  H:17 BK:21[9th Plac]
WJC Totals (4 Tourneys) GP:48 G:6 A:14 P:20 +/-: +22 PIM:36 H:57 BK:102 [Medal Count G: S: B:1]


IIHF Hockey Championships {Canada S75}
S75- GM:15 G:1 A:5 P: 6 PIM:8  +/-:8  H:10 BK:29 [SILVER MEDAL WINNER]
S76: GM:15 G:0 A:4 P:4 PIM:2 +/-:9 H:14 BK:40 [GOLD MEDAL WINNER] 
IIHF World Hockey Championship Medal Count G:1 S:1 B:0



Credit to Ragnar and Enigmatic for the great Signatures

i just want a nap permanently tbh

shl threads when?

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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland
Number: 11
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 228#
----------------------------------------------------
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Notables:
Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft
S54 HoF Ceremony Host
S55 HoF Ceremony Host
Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft
S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze
S56 Finland WJC Co-GM
S56 SMJHL Intern
S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM
S57 4 Star Champion
S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal
S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge
----------------------------------------------------

SHL Stats:
S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18
S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39
S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26
S61 - PHI:

----------------------------------------------------

SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC

S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20

S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39

S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42

S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34

----------------------------------------------------

SMJHL playoff stats

S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38

S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20

S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11

S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34

----------------------------------------------------

International Representations

S54 WJC FIN - Bronze
S55 WJC FIN - Bronze
S56 WJC FIN
S57 WJC FIN - GOLD
S57 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN

wait, trade deadline came and gone and no significant things happened??

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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland
Number: 11
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 228#
----------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------
Notables:
Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft
S54 HoF Ceremony Host
S55 HoF Ceremony Host
Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft
S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze
S56 Finland WJC Co-GM
S56 SMJHL Intern
S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM
S57 4 Star Champion
S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal
S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge
----------------------------------------------------

SHL Stats:
S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18
S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39
S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26
S61 - PHI:

----------------------------------------------------

SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC

S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20

S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39

S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42

S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34

----------------------------------------------------

SMJHL playoff stats

S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38

S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20

S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11

S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34

----------------------------------------------------

International Representations

S54 WJC FIN - Bronze
S55 WJC FIN - Bronze
S56 WJC FIN
S57 WJC FIN - GOLD
S57 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN

Dash: Well, you are.

Violet: I said, SHUT UP, you little insect!

Dash: Well, she is!

Helen: Do not shout at the table! Honey!

Bob: (off screen) Kids! Listen to your mother!

(Helen sighs and the family goes back to eating dinner)

Dash: She’d eat if we were having "Tony loaf".

Hodor || D || Texas Renegades
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name: Hodor
Age: 30
Height: 7' 2"
Weight: 400
Number: 1
TPE: 1732
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Contracts:
DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus
Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus

Awards:
SMJHL S65: King-Kurczewksi Gauntlet (East Champions) (NL)
SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG)
SMJHL S67: All-Defensive Team (REG)
WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S68: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG)
SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence) nominee
SMJHL S68: 2nd All-Star Team (REG)
SMJHL S68: All-Defensive Team (REG)
WJC S68: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Linna-Landvik Trophy (Western Champions) (DET)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Laurifer Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) (DET)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
IIHF S70: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S72: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
IIHF S72: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S73: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX)
SHL S73: 3rd All-Star Team (TEX)
IIHF S74: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S75: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
SHL S75: Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated user) nominee
SHL S75: All-Star Team (TEX)
SHL S76: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
SHL S77: Cole Reinhart Trophy (Western Champions) (TEX)
SHL S77: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX)
SHL S77: All-Star Team (TEX)
SHL S78: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)

Player Movement:
SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers
SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk
SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades
SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons

SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL


Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name: Slap McShotty
Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft)
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220
Number: 84
Peak TPE: 2041
Retired: End of S65
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Contracts:
SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr
SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs
SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs
SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs
SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr

Awards:
SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws
IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland
SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack
SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: All-Star Team
SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee
SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy
SHL: 89th OA All-time TPE Pre S63 Regression Changes
IIHF: HOF

Player Movement:
SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws
WJC S46: Team USA
SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack
WJC S47: Transferred to DACH
IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland
SHL S48: Called up to SHL

Jobs:
S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48)
S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49)
S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current)
S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current)
S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current)
S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56)
S57: Hired as Historian (current)

Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+

S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
Never forget

Violet: THAT'S IT!

[Violet jumps over the table and starts fighting with Dash]

Helen: Stop it!

(Dash starts running around the table hitting Violet every time he passes her.)

Dash: You’re gonna be toast!

Helen: Stop running in the house! You sit down!

Hodor || D || Texas Renegades
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name: Hodor
Age: 30
Height: 7' 2"
Weight: 400
Number: 1
TPE: 1732
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Contracts:
DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus
Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus

Awards:
SMJHL S65: King-Kurczewksi Gauntlet (East Champions) (NL)
SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG)
SMJHL S67: All-Defensive Team (REG)
WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S68: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG)
SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence) nominee
SMJHL S68: 2nd All-Star Team (REG)
SMJHL S68: All-Defensive Team (REG)
WJC S68: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Linna-Landvik Trophy (Western Champions) (DET)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Laurifer Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) (DET)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
IIHF S70: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S72: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
IIHF S72: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S73: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX)
SHL S73: 3rd All-Star Team (TEX)
IIHF S74: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S75: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
SHL S75: Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated user) nominee
SHL S75: All-Star Team (TEX)
SHL S76: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
SHL S77: Cole Reinhart Trophy (Western Champions) (TEX)
SHL S77: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX)
SHL S77: All-Star Team (TEX)
SHL S78: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)

Player Movement:
SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers
SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk
SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades
SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons

SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL


Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name: Slap McShotty
Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft)
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220
Number: 84
Peak TPE: 2041
Retired: End of S65
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Contracts:
SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr
SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs
SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs
SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs
SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr

Awards:
SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws
IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland
SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack
SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: All-Star Team
SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee
SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy
SHL: 89th OA All-time TPE Pre S63 Regression Changes
IIHF: HOF

Player Movement:
SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws
WJC S46: Team USA
SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack
WJC S47: Transferred to DACH
IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland
SHL S48: Called up to SHL

Jobs:
S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48)
S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49)
S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current)
S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current)
S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current)
S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56)
S57: Hired as Historian (current)

Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+

S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
Never forget

NEW is gonna win the cup

I wonder if it's time to retire