So proud of our 500
Name: Outdoor Truck Age: 18 Height: 6'5" Weight: 225 lbs Number: 86
[Bob had arrived home. He picks up a piece of cake from the kitchen while humming The Incredibles theme song, and walks into the living room. A chair swivels around to reveal Helen on her pajamas, almost making Bob throw the piece at her.]
Helen: I thought you’d be back by 11.
Bob: I said I’d be back later.
Helen: I assumed you’d be back later. If you came back at all, you’d be "back later".
Bob: Well...I’m back, okay?
[Helen then picks up a little rock from Bob's suit.]
Helen: Is this...rubble?
gaby
It would appear team USA and team Rhine both agreed to not play the gold medal game
we've hit chirper thread 500 which means it's time for me to actually make use of this feature
sigs by me bitch
-------------------------------------- Name: Benson Fiorentini Number: 9 Height: 6'0" Weight: 205lbs Birthplace: Long Island, NY Age: 25 -------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S68: GP: 66 || G: 8 || A: 34 || P: 42 || +29 || SH%: 8.3% || HIT: 113 || PIM: 21 S69: GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 33 || P: 51 || +28 || SH%: 15.1% || HIT: 136 || PIM: 26 S70: GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 47 || P: 63 || +43 || SH%: 15% || HIT: 138 || PIM: 32 S71: GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 29 || P: 56 || -20 || SH%: 15.3% || HIT: 95 || PIM: 37 S72: GP: 66 || G: 34 || A: 39 || P: 73 || -26 || SH%: 16.1% || HIT: 78 || PIM: 30 -------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S68: GP: 21 || G: 2 || A: 10 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 8.0% || HIT: 39 || PIM: 6 S69: GP: 16 || G: 5 || A: 4 || P: 9 || -1 || SH%: 17.2% || HIT: 28 || PIM: 4 S70: GP: 13 || G: 4 || A: 8 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 16% || HIT: 25 || PIM: 12 S71: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || -3 || SH%: 11.1% || HIT: 6 || PIM: 0 S72: GP: 5 || G: 2 || A: 5 || P: 7 || +1 || SH%: 14.3% || HIT: 7 || PIM: 0 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 198 || G: 70 || A: 80 || P: 150 || +17 || SH%: 13.13% || HIT: 337 || PIM: 64 Playoffs: GP: 20 || G: 7 || A: 3 || P: 10 || -10 || SH%: 18.92% || HIT: 46 || PIM: 8 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 9th overall by the Vancouver Whalers (S65) Drafted 2nd overall by the Seattle Argonauts (S66) Played for the Seattle Argonauts (S68 - S74) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S74) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Won the Challenge Cup with Seattle [Rookie Year] (S68) -------------------------------------- Name: Finn Krüger Number: 8 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200lbs Birthplace: Cologne, Germany Age: 53 -------------------------------------- SHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 649 || G: 68 || A: 339 || P: 407 || +55 || HIT: 871 || SB: 878 || PIM: 393 Playoffs: GP: 92 || G: 11 || A: 43 || P: 54 || -1 || HIT: 121 || SB: 128 || PIM: 71 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 150 || G: 35 || A: 72 || P: 107 || 0 || HIT: 64 || SB: 143 || PIM: 83 Playoffs: GP: 27 || G: 3 || A: 13 || P: 16 || -5 || HIT: 13 || SB: 21 || PIM: 9 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 4th Overall by the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Signed a $2m/1yr contract with the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Drafted 3rd Overall by the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $9m/3yr (3m AAV) contract with the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $6m/2yr (3m AAV) extension with the West Kendall Platoon (S38) Signed a $18m/3yr (6m AAV) contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S42) Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S45) Signed with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S47) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S49) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S34, S35) Quilha Agante Trophy for Best Defenceman (S35) Named Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S36) Won Gold Medal with Team Germany (S36) Named Alternate Captain of the West Kendall Platoon (S40) Won Bronze Medal with Team Germany (S40) Won Challenge Cup with the West Kendall Platoon (S41) -------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats: TOTALS: GP: 300 || W: 158 || L: 112 || OTL: 30 || GF: 912 || GA: 865 || GF/GA: 1.05 -------------------------------------- Playoff Stats: VAN S42: GP: 0 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || GF: 0 | GA: 0 VAN S41: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 10 | GA: 13 VAN S40: Did Not Qualify VAN S39: GP: 15 || W: 10 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || GF: 52 | GA: 43 VAN S38: GP: 4 || W: 0 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 11 || GA: 19 VAN S37: Did Not Qualify -------------------------------------- Transactions Named Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S37) Named Head GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S42) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Laurifer Trophy Winner (S41, S42, S43) Occasus Trophy Winner (S42) Mathias Chouinard Award for Best GM (S41, S42)
please listen to wallsocket by underscores
sigs by me bitch
-------------------------------------- Name: Benson Fiorentini Number: 9 Height: 6'0" Weight: 205lbs Birthplace: Long Island, NY Age: 25 -------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S68: GP: 66 || G: 8 || A: 34 || P: 42 || +29 || SH%: 8.3% || HIT: 113 || PIM: 21 S69: GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 33 || P: 51 || +28 || SH%: 15.1% || HIT: 136 || PIM: 26 S70: GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 47 || P: 63 || +43 || SH%: 15% || HIT: 138 || PIM: 32 S71: GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 29 || P: 56 || -20 || SH%: 15.3% || HIT: 95 || PIM: 37 S72: GP: 66 || G: 34 || A: 39 || P: 73 || -26 || SH%: 16.1% || HIT: 78 || PIM: 30 -------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S68: GP: 21 || G: 2 || A: 10 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 8.0% || HIT: 39 || PIM: 6 S69: GP: 16 || G: 5 || A: 4 || P: 9 || -1 || SH%: 17.2% || HIT: 28 || PIM: 4 S70: GP: 13 || G: 4 || A: 8 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 16% || HIT: 25 || PIM: 12 S71: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || -3 || SH%: 11.1% || HIT: 6 || PIM: 0 S72: GP: 5 || G: 2 || A: 5 || P: 7 || +1 || SH%: 14.3% || HIT: 7 || PIM: 0 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 198 || G: 70 || A: 80 || P: 150 || +17 || SH%: 13.13% || HIT: 337 || PIM: 64 Playoffs: GP: 20 || G: 7 || A: 3 || P: 10 || -10 || SH%: 18.92% || HIT: 46 || PIM: 8 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 9th overall by the Vancouver Whalers (S65) Drafted 2nd overall by the Seattle Argonauts (S66) Played for the Seattle Argonauts (S68 - S74) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S74) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Won the Challenge Cup with Seattle [Rookie Year] (S68) -------------------------------------- Name: Finn Krüger Number: 8 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200lbs Birthplace: Cologne, Germany Age: 53 -------------------------------------- SHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 649 || G: 68 || A: 339 || P: 407 || +55 || HIT: 871 || SB: 878 || PIM: 393 Playoffs: GP: 92 || G: 11 || A: 43 || P: 54 || -1 || HIT: 121 || SB: 128 || PIM: 71 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 150 || G: 35 || A: 72 || P: 107 || 0 || HIT: 64 || SB: 143 || PIM: 83 Playoffs: GP: 27 || G: 3 || A: 13 || P: 16 || -5 || HIT: 13 || SB: 21 || PIM: 9 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 4th Overall by the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Signed a $2m/1yr contract with the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Drafted 3rd Overall by the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $9m/3yr (3m AAV) contract with the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $6m/2yr (3m AAV) extension with the West Kendall Platoon (S38) Signed a $18m/3yr (6m AAV) contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S42) Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S45) Signed with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S47) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S49) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S34, S35) Quilha Agante Trophy for Best Defenceman (S35) Named Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S36) Won Gold Medal with Team Germany (S36) Named Alternate Captain of the West Kendall Platoon (S40) Won Bronze Medal with Team Germany (S40) Won Challenge Cup with the West Kendall Platoon (S41) -------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats: TOTALS: GP: 300 || W: 158 || L: 112 || OTL: 30 || GF: 912 || GA: 865 || GF/GA: 1.05 -------------------------------------- Playoff Stats: VAN S42: GP: 0 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || GF: 0 | GA: 0 VAN S41: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 10 | GA: 13 VAN S40: Did Not Qualify VAN S39: GP: 15 || W: 10 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || GF: 52 | GA: 43 VAN S38: GP: 4 || W: 0 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 11 || GA: 19 VAN S37: Did Not Qualify -------------------------------------- Transactions Named Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S37) Named Head GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S42) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Laurifer Trophy Winner (S41, S42, S43) Occasus Trophy Winner (S42) Mathias Chouinard Award for Best GM (S41, S42)
MrBojangles
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Sharks 2 wins in a row.. lets go!
gaby
weird that patrick kane will be a red wing
i was supposed to do some yoga this morning but i was too eepy
notorioustig
Counting down the days until preseason
notorioustig
Not long now until He is risen
SledgehammerPete
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Well - looks like i'm back here again
SledgehammerPete
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i've been a naughty boy and haven't chirped for a couple weeks
Atox
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Given money
Credit Maxy and Merica for sigs
Snussu
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