Rence Sykut would not need to respond to these rumors. Papa Sykut would've already used his Russian mafia ties to crush these rumors as well as the bones of the perpetrators. No one messes with Mama Sykut.

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Videl Valor would normally be disturbed if she found that someone was doing unholy things to her mother. But, Videl’s mother had left her at age 12, so this wouldn’t surprise Videl because her mother was always doing questionable things.

My mother is a grown adult. It is not my business who she has consensual relations with as long as I don't hear about it. Hockey moms need love too.

I will make no further comment on the matter. These rumors are just a distraction which disrupts my focus on my upcoming season with the Raptors.

Well … would have surprised me to start, but my whole goal would be to find out who did this, and congratulate him. But overall,
Go mom go!

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Ace Lightnings reaction to a teammate sleeping with his mother would be pretty standard. He would trick him into becoming best friends and then steal his dog.

If the rumor is true that one of Dag-Otto's teammates spent an evening helping his mom weed her garden and plant new herbs and flowers, then Dag-Otto would be very excited and would like to know who did this great deed.

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Past Players

S51-71 || Sven Yxskaft || Defenseman || New England Wolfpack || 2315 TPE peak
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 187 lbs
Birthplace: Sweden
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Achievements:
**** S70 - Challenge Cup Champion ****
S70 - IIHF Silver Medal
S69 - IIHF Silver Medal
**** S68 - IIHF Gold Medal ****
S65 - Eastern Conference All-Star
S64 - IIHF Silver Medal
S64 - Eastern Conference All-Star
S62 - Nominated for the Scott Stevens(Best Defenseman) award
S62 - Nominated for the Joe McKeil(Best Coach) award
**** S62 - All-time TPE leader ****
S61 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award
S61 - Nominated for the Lance Uppercut(Best GM) award
S61 - Most (current)TPE in the SHL
S60 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S60 - Eastern Conference All-Star Game representative
S59 - Won the Damian Littleton(Most Dedicated) Award
S59 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award
**** S54 - 4 Star Cup Champion ****
S54 - Nominated for the Brodie Witzel Trophy(Playoffs MVP)
S54 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman)
S54 - Traded as a rental for a Reddit 1st
S53 - WJC Silver Medal
S53 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman)
S53 - Nominated for the Zach Miller Trophy(Most Dedicated)
S53 - SMJHL All-Star Team West
S52 - IIHF Silver Medal
S52 - WJC Bronze Medal
S51 - WJC Silver Medal
S51 - Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence
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Transactions:
S55 - Called up to the SHL, New England Wolfpack
S54 - Traded to Carolina Kraken
S52 - Drafted 5th Overall by NEW in the SHL Entry Draft
S51 - Drafted 14th Overall by VAN in the SMJHL Entry Draft

Petr would be very confused. Petr has no biological mother, instead Czechia herself is mother. Ah, in that case, Petr would be quite pleased that more people were coming to realize the glory of Czechia.

i'll playwith anyone
playing with my teammates is part of the intangibles I bring to the table
i play with them a lot.
they didn't like it at first
but after a while, it just felt normal

4-0 and 0-4 aren't that different tbh

FIRE EGGY
HIRE ARTY

Hysterical laughter erupts in the locker room. There's no way, it's all rumours but it's hilarious. The next mother trip is going to be a good one that's for sure!

Considering we had a petition to allow @BadWolf to bang moms, I’m sure FSM would have no choice but to allow BadWolf to have her way with his mom. Hell eveyone is equal because she's banging everyones mom.

Patrice Nadeau || G || SMJHL:  Lethbridge Lions S45-S47 || SHL: San Francisco Pride S46-S54 || Peak: 723 TPE|| Retired: S54
Name: Patrice Nadeau
Shoots: Left
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 218 lbs
Age: 49
Born: Québec City, QC, Canada
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SMJHL Total Regular Season Statistics:
GP:113 || GS:110 || W:53 || L:52 || OTL:6 || GA:281 || SA:2813 || SV%:0.900 || GAA:2.58 || SO:10 || MIN:6531 || G:0 ||A:8 || PTS:8 || PIM:4 ||
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SMJHL Total Playoff Career Statistics:
GP:13 || GS:13 || W:4 || L:6 || OTL:2 || GA:50 || SA:327 || SV%:0.847 || GAA:3.91 || SO:0 || MIN:767 || G:0 ||A:1 || PTS:1 || PIM:2 ||
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SHL Total Regular Season Statistics:
GP:135 || GS:125 || W:65 || L:53 || OTL:4 || GA:369 || SA:3772 || SV%:0.902 || GAA:3.00 || SO:8 || MIN:7381 || G:0 ||A:2 || PTS:2 || PIM:17 ||
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SHL Total Playoff Career Statistics:
GP:0 || GS:0 || W:0 || L:0 || OTL:0 || GA:0 || SA:0 || SV%:0 || GAA:0 || SO:0 || MIN:0 || G:0 ||A:0 || PTS:0 || PIM:0 ||
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International Total Career Statistics:

WJC || GP:60 || GS:53 || W:29 || L:20 || OTL:5 || GA:141 || SA:1325 || SV%:0.894 || GAA:2.76 || SO:5 || MIN:3063 || G:0 ||A:2 || PTS:2 || PIM:2 ||
IIHF || GP:90 || GS:90 || W:27 || L:54 || OTL:7 || GA:313 || SA:2942 || SV%:0.894 || GAA:3.68 || SO:2 || MIN:5109 || G:0 ||A:2 || PTS:2 || PIM:12 ||
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Guðmundur Kristjánsson || LW/C/RW || SMJHL: Colorado Raptors S54-S56|| SHL: NEW:S55-S62, CHI:S63-S65, WPG: S66-S71, HAM: S72 || Peak: 2048 TPE || Retired: S72
Name: Guðmundur Kristjánsson
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Age: 40
Born: Reykjavík, Iceland

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SMJHL Total Regular Season Statistics:
GP:150 || G:20 || A:52 || P:72 || +/-:-5 || PIM:34 || HIT:34 || PPG:11 || PPP:14 || SHG:0 || SHP:0 || SB:78||S:256 || S%:7.81 ||
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SMJHL Total Playoff Career Statistics:
GP:22 || G:5 || A:12 || P:17 || +/-:0 || PIM:4 || HIT:5 || PPG:0 || PPP:5 || SHG:0 || SHP:0 || SB:14||S:54 || S%:9.26 ||
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SHL Total Regular Season Statistics:
GP:1056|| G:271|| A:615|| P:886|| +/-:124|| PIM:421|| HIT:1060 || PPG:49|| PPP:149|| SHG:4 || SHP:11 || SB:785 ||S:2716|| S%:09.98||
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SHL Total Playoff Career Statistics:
GP:177 | G:49 || A:75 || P:124 || +/-:12 || PIM:36 || HIT:239 || PPG:2 || PPP:5 || SHG:0 || SHP:0 || SB:138 ||S:437 || S%:11.21 ||
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International Total Career Statistics:

WJC || GP:43 || G:8 || A:23 || P:31 || +/-:2 || PIM:10 || HIT:21 || PPG:4 || PPP:9 || SHG:0 || SHP:0 || SB:23||S:90|| S%:8.89||
IIHF || GP:178 || G:49 || A:84 || P:133 || +/-:47 || PIM:84 || HIT:170 || PPG:14 || PPP:30 || SHG:2 || SHP:6 || SB:128 ||S:395|| S%:12.41||
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Florian Söderberg-Motyla || C || SMJHL: Yukon Malamutes S72-S75 || SHL: Toronto North Stars S73- || Peak: ???? || Drafted 1st Overall by Toronto North Stars
Name: Florian Söderberg-Motyla
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 243 lbs
Age: 24
Born: Zakopane, Poland

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SMJHL Total Regular Season Statistics:
GP:264 || G:80 || A:180 || P:260 || +/-:8 || PIM:177 || HIT:351 || PPG:28 || PPP:80 || SHG:1 || SHP:7 || SB:66 ||S:561 || S%:14.26 ||
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SMJHL Total Playoff Career Statistics:
GP:49 || G:13 || A:32 || P:45 || +/-:17 || PIM:20 || HIT:71 || PPG:3 || PPP:7 || SHG:0 || SHP:2 || SB:14 ||S:117 || S%:11.11 ||
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My mother is dead so I would probably call the police to file a report or request for investigation because that is against the law.

I'd be surprised really, I can't imagine anyone wanting to enjoy that with her. I think it's disgusting but ultimately if a teammate shared my mothers passion for lutfisk and wanted to share it with her then I'd give it my blessing.

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Cale would not take kindly to the rumours at all unless it was @CementHands that the rumour was about in which case he would accept him as his new dad. Otherwise Cale would likely look to get revenge.

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Retired |  RD  | Nathan Thomas  | S55
Career J stats: |  MET  
197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS | 
Career stats: |  SFP/PHI  
660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM 

C  | Cale Salad  | S68 |

S68 |  4 Star Cup  

This does not involve any player or their families, and anyone that suggests otherwise is wildly inaccurate and it’s frankly disgusting.

Paul Bondage | RD | Atlanta Inferno | 420 TPE

I am still Yukon's team mom.  All I can say is "ouch."  They passed me around like a joint at a Willie Nelson concert, thanks to @BadWolf's petition passing, allowing her to bang moms.

Kaarlo Koivunen would doubt that the rumors were true because why would somone just go to finland for that like no one would do that and if found true kaarlo koivunen would be okay if both were okay with it

Kaarlo Koivunen || RD || Yukon Malmutes || Calgary Dragons 



Name: Kaarlo Koivunen

Birthplace: Rauma, Finland

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 200 lbs

Number: 28

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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season:

S73 | 66 GP | 6 G | 30 A | 36 P | +2 | 40 PIM | 93 H

S74 | 66 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | +8 | 32 PIM | 88 H

S75 | 66 GP | 10 G | 26 A | 36 P | +26 | 32 PIM | 84 H

S76 | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 P | -32 | 36 PIM | 117 H

SMJHL Post season:

S73 | 13 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 P | -4 | 6 PIM | 16 H

S74 | 11 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 20 H

S75 | 6 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 1 | 0 PIM | 10 H

S76 | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -4 | 4 PIM | 13 H

SMJHL Career: 

 Regular Season: 

 264 GP | 28 G | 101 A | 129 P | +4 | 140 PIM | 382 H
 Playoffs: 
 36 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 P | -8 | 12 PIM | 59 H

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Drafted by yukon malmutes in the s73 SMJHL draft as the 49th pick 

Drafted by calgary dragons in the s74 SHL draft as the 36th pick