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S74 mPT#0: Your Mom

Quote:Your task: Tell me how your player would react to widespread rumors that a specific teammate had enjoyed a night of passion with their mother.
Please bear in mind that this prompt is open to creative interpretation. If night of passion means discussing a mutual love of the opera, great, you get full credit for that!

25 words minimum!

My player wouldn't let it bother him. Nope, not at all. Not even a little bit. Completely unfazed.
Why is he crying? Why are YOU crying? He’s not crying. And if he was (he’s not) it’s because of how sad he is that you actually thought these rumors would bother him. Completely absurd, to the point my player almost feels bad for you.

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Toasty definitely would pay no mind to it. His focus is simply being the best player in the league and game. Getting caught up in nights of passion won't help with that.

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I would congratulate them and thank them for helping fund my 5 years at college. Mom was always a hard worker and had to help put me through school any way she could!.

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Upon hearing the rumors, my player, with a raised eyebrow and a chuckle, would likely approach the teammate with a mix of curiosity and jest. In a lighthearted manner, they'd probably say something along the lines of, "So, I hear you and my mom had quite the night out! Did you bond over her secret spaghetti recipe or debate the nuances of Italian opera?"

Shawn Pawn would not have problems with other players having relations with his mother because if she can bag a professional athlete in her old age. Good for her.

Viktor Krunk's mother lives in Siberia, and he knows nobody has been there to do anything with her, so he would go and smack teammate Puddles O'Duck in the mouth, as he would be sure that's where the rumour came from.

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Bernard Lodge would be quite upset with his teammates if one of them was involved in a night of passion with his mother. After all, what are his teammates doing in Haltwhistle, England when the season is starting so soon? They should be practicing!

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Well it would be pretty weird because it would mean that they have enjoyed a night of passion with a box of ashes. Feel like the mental hospital might need to get involved at that point.

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Nevek would probably just ask for the next question, he's there to talk about hockey, not his private life and want to keep both of them separated.

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Spack Jarrow would be very confused how his teammate found his mother in the first place since he grew up without parents on a merchant vessel.

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I’d be jacked to the gills. Been looking for a new father figure and having my new dad be on the team would be cool. Plus my moms a massive hoooor, so I’m used to it.

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Yes, the rumours are true. I did enjoy a passionate night with my mother. We stayed up all night in fact. I would like to clarify that it was my stepmom, and that we were playing Monopoly.

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my teammate would simply not be on the team in the same week if the rumors were true as i believe this would be a breach of professional courtesy and the bro code

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I think it very badly depends on how much the given teammate throws it into my face. If there isn't much huff and puff about "haha Snail, got into your mom", it's maybe a quick nut tap and a stern what the fuck, but making fun of me for this? You are getting a special massage package called "oops how can one get injured during a training".

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First of all, this Bedard thing is hilarious. Second of all, Jon St. Ark would be upset only if he heard that the player on his team treated his mother disrespectfully. Everyone deserves to go on a fun little date.

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