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S74 PT#0: Your Dad

New England is going to win the cup this season because it's simply our year. We've been one of the best teams in the SHL for a few seasons now and I dont see us really slowing down anytime soon. Luke has done a great job building the team and knowing when it's time to let go of vets and bring in new blood to replace them. I couldn't be happier with how this team is being run and how great our outlook is. I really think that the Wolfpack is the alpha dog team of the SHL Cool. Plus, when you've got a guy like Pork Tenderloin on the blue line you know some grade A hockey is going to be played night in and night out. We have some of the best guys here. Some of the most talented, hardest working, and most impressive players I've ever had the pleasure of being teammates with.

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Option 1: It's obvious to anyone in the SMJHL that Great Falls will be winning the cup this season. After being underestimated for the past 3 seasons, they showed only a fraction of their power last playoffs and it scared the whole league. This season there's no stopping them as they come for the Four Star like a bear catching salmon in the stream. The Team has it all and even tho they are young, they are going to make the other teams go home crying. They have the best goalie duo in the league. Nothing is getting past the twin titans of pad stacking. Then you look at the absolute studs they are putting on the ice at defense and its a wonder the crowds are not passing out from excitement. Round all of that out with 12 elite forwards that will literally do the griddy after lighting the lamp. What more could you ask for from a team at the end of the day?

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PROMPT 1 Lias uhhhh doesn't really have a dad? so I really couldn't do the graphic prompt here, that would have been weird. But the sabotage thing. We can talk about that one. Lias's real form of sabotage is to make the other team think he is going to do something but he actually has nothing planned. The real espionage is the making them think that something horrible is going to happen but they just sit there and wait and nothing is happening. He strongly implies that something is going to happen and then he just lets them assume and imply and imagine what it is going to be, and all the while he has nothing planned, but they don't know that, and so they assume something terrible is going to happen. He frequently winks at them and says things in a highly exaggerated manner in order to make them THINK something will happen but then nothing ever does. It is psychological warfare and nothing ever happens.

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Well I think it is quite simple, and it should be completely obvious to everyone on the outside looking in on why Toronto is going to win the challenge cup this season. With it being so obvious I am not sure why I have to write this PT prompt, everyone already knows the answer to why Toronto will win the cup. Outside of you, no one asked me why Toronto is going to the win the cup, because the answer is very option and right in front of your eyes - so why do I have to write out the answer for you? I will tell you one thing, Toronto has been working with magicians in the offseason. Now you might think its weird, but what do magicians and hockey have in common? Any guesses? No? Well the answer is Hat Tricks! That is also why Toronto is going to win the cup because we will be scoring many hattricks this season on the path to the cup.

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The Simulation Hockey League team based out of the major city of Atlanta known affectionately by their nickname the Inferno are definitely winning the cup this year. They're a deep squad and are full of absolute rockstars. They're so good they've got big shooters like superstar Binko Koivu @goldenglutes he scores at will and could drag the team to the finals on his own if need be. Lucky for him we don't need him to do that because we've got other offensive dynamos in the lineup like Shoyo "Nuts" Hinata and Viktor Krunk not to mention Billy Herrington. They've got a sweet young core that are just heading into superstar status themselves like Jiggle E. Puff. Not to mention they've got some great veteran presence on the blueline in old men like Philippe Eko-Eel and Angus McFife XVIII. They've got all the tools to win as well as micool who promises that he'll win the cup. We will win the cup.

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Personally if I had to play a prank on my arch nemesis right before the biggest game of the season, it would have to be very low key and discreet as everyone would be at the upmost on guard. One prank or mischief I might pull is shortening each and every one of their sticks by and inch or two. Hopefully that would not notice until the game started and that slight difference would be enough for them to miss all of their shots. I would also put tape on the bottom of their skates so that when they step out on to the ice for warmups they would fall onto the ice and every one around would laugh at them leading to psychological damage right before the game. This would probably make them too anxious and again they would miss all of their shots. Maybe during the game while they were struggling, I would even go up to them and let them know it was me who was pranking them.

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My team will win the cup this season in the only way anyone can. We will score more goals than the other team in a higher percentage of our games than any other team in the league. By outscoring our opponents we will be the winner of the game. Winning games provides us with points and the points are used for seeding in the playoffs. As the winning team in the most games we will have the most points and therefore be the number one seed in our conference. This will ensure home ice advantage throughout the playoffs which is advantageous. In the playoffs, we will win by defeating our opponents in the requisite number of games for each round before they do. This strategy (winning the required amount of games before our opponent can) will be used in the final as well.

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Our team is going to win the playoffs by having literally insane goaltending and using a run 'n gun style of play. We don't have the defense right now to make it happen the way championships normally do so we're going to have to throw everything at the net and surprise every team by not giving them any time or space. Work harder than anyone else in the league and hope that we can get a million goals off the rush while our goalies bail us out game after game. And of course after our games we'll need to make sure we get ready for the next game so we be rehydrating with a hockey player's favorite drink: penal-tea! Ha! But actually not taking penalties will be a big part of it. Special teams are going to be huge and we'll need to make sure our offense is clicking without giving the other team any power play opportunities.

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New England is gonna win the cup this year, I just know it. We have made it to the conference finals in the past 3 seasons and even won a cup just 5 seasons ago. This will be the year we hoist it again. We have been hitting the gym all summer long to stay in top physical shape. When a wolf spends all that time in the gym working on their core strength, they develop a Wolfpack. Our team MVP Ivan Lacksamus has won the scoring title 2 seasons in a row averaging over 2 points per game. I believe he will do it again this season because Ivan certainly doesn't lack... some... points. We just have to be careful training so hard. We were doing some laps and our star defenseman Pork Tenderloin got sidetracked with a lower body injury. I guess you you call him Pork Tender Groin. The only player on the team still rocking the dad bod is Outdoor Truck, that's why Luke had to take him in to the body shop.

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I think the sneak attack move here is the classic 'snake and cement in the skate tactic'. The players will be huddling around, prepping for the game and hitting the gym and stuff. They will be hitting the rink, praticing all day, hydrating correctly... but they will not know what hit them. The way the trick works is very simple, while the other team is prepping, hanging out and waiting for the game-day expierence, you have a mugger go to the teams arena.... and then what they now is pure evil and sabotage.. while the other team is doing there thing, away from the dressing room, you hire the mugger to lace all of the skates of the skater with snakes and cement.. you pour it in the skates and watch the magic happen!!! What magic I say? Well, eventually, the snakes will die from the fungus within the skate from the sweat. so they die and their bodies remain. From there, you add the cement, so the snake die and "freeze" so to speak in the skate, making it impossible for the oponnent to realistically skate. So when they put their skates on, they cannot -- and they forfeit!! BOOM. now they are golfing. Thanks for my ted talk.

“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them.  Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.”

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The Los Angeles Panthers didn't have a great season last season. Not bad either but they were just over .500. They've got the start though. They've got paw-tential It's just that they were missing something to make them truly great. A Panther can't roar but they certainly we're purring either. Luckily that's just the platform from which they will launch themselves this season as Andren Akerson has finally taken the step up from Juniors. The hard hitting agitator is going to annoy their opponents into submission. He's the young Cub, fresh into the fray and looking to show the league the Panthers have some bite to them. A bit new youthful enthusiasm will help them get that Cup. Really, it's pretty clear that the Los Angeles Panthers are going to claw their way up the standings and on their way to the Cup. We're on the prowl for the Cup and gonna show the league our claws.

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