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*Zerg* · 11-28-2023, 11:20 PM

Please pick ONE prompt to write about. Do not mix and match prompts. Identify the prompt you are using in your submission - Copying and pasting the prompt will deduct from your word count so if you do this make sure YOUR submission is 150+ words excluding the prompt.

OPTION 1 - Rock that dad bod

Written Task: Describe how your team is going to win the cup this season, because obviously they are. Include at least one dad joke.

Graphic option: Draw your player's dad holding the cup.

OPTION 2 - monkaS

Written Task: Describe how you would sabotage your team's archrival before a game in which the winner makes the playoffs and the loser goes golfing. The sneakier the better. Don't get caught!

Graphic option: Draw your player finding themselves the victims of an equipment sabotage.

You will receive 3 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

All responses are due on Monday, December 4th at 11:59 PST. NOTE: IF YOU SUBMIT/EDIT AFTER THE DEADLINE YOU WILL RECEIVE REDUCED/NO TPE.

Affiliate claims from either PBE or ISFL or WSLB or SSL are accepted; link directly to your post and note if your username is different there.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded. The graders reserve the right to determine malicious intent, after discussion with me. You will not be warned.

This task is for SHL players and send downs only. If your player is S75, that's not you.

*Zerg* · 11-28-2023, 11:20 PM

PT pass

***sve7en*** · 11-28-2023, 11:24 PM

Yo wtf

**JamesT** · 11-28-2023, 11:26 PM

Code:
Written Task: Describe how you would sabotage your team's archrival before a game in which the winner makes the playoffs and the loser goes golfing. The sneakier the better. Don't get caught!

For the past few seasons the Chicago Syndicate and Texas Renegades have been archrivals since they are consistently battling for 2nd place in the Central division and have been facing each other in the 1st round during the SHL playoffs. Texas is now one of the top TPE teams in the whole league, while Chicago has taken a step back with losing MST and their core is aging and regressing. Knowing that Texas has the edge on the ice this season, Chicago will need to resort to off-ice tactics to sabotage Texas. @downer who is also on Texas is the main person in terms of the update portal and if Ben Jammin found a way to hack into his computer and remove all of Texas TPE before this do or die game between the two rival teams. He would look to sneak into the Texas dressing room and access Downer's laptop which surely does not have any passwords or security measures to protect from theft. Ben Jammin would make all Texas players drop to 155 TPE and make everyone on Chicago have 2K TPE, this is a masterplan that will come to fruition this season and ensure victory in this matchup.

(201 words)

Troy_McClure03 · 11-28-2023, 11:29 PM

Option 2:

I will start by doing the old saw handle stick move, where you hollow up the underside of the blades of the sticks, so they are more likely to snap. From there, I'll fill the hollow spot with steel. Then I will report to the refs that they are using illegal equipment.

Assuming that doesn't work, I will give a call to good old Wayne Holloway. I will let him know that someone on his team... is a spy and is trying to murder them! that'll throw them off.

Lastly, I will send them a cookie basket a few hours before the game. I will send it from the Detroit cookie company. The problem? I will be taking out those delicious cookies from the bakery and replacing them with cookies from Brady's Bakery. Brady's Bakery has an amazing cookies. However, they will have the dog biscuits. The kicker? The added Benadryl frosting.

This all doesn't really matter tho, as Detroit will be in last place, and won't be making the playoffs anyway.

(180ish words)

***luke*** · 11-28-2023, 11:30 PM

Pt pass

*ZootTX* · 11-28-2023, 11:42 PM

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