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*Pyro182* · 12-24-2023, 01:53 PM

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trella · 12-24-2023, 02:04 PM

in practice, rookie defenseman rip thunderdome 2013-2023 has an interesting relationship with his goaltender tibuk soonika. while rip thunderdome has been a good addition to the barracuda this season, posting a pretty decent stat line on the third pair, he definitely has a lot to work on defensively. however, rip thunderdome is not great at self reflection and usually blames any defensive mishaps on the goalie. that is why, in practice, rip thunderdome 2013-2023 actually puts in even less effort in the defensive zone than he does in the real game. this is all a part of his strategy to condition the goalie into playing better when the defense collapses in front of him. if soonika is used to not having hald of the defensive pair helping out in front of him, he will be more ready to face an offensive barrage when rip thunderdome is on the ice. rip thunderdome figured that instead on working on his defensive game, this was the better option.

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Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

*SimmiZ* · 12-24-2023, 02:16 PM

*kahri* · 12-24-2023, 02:18 PM

***Whitecap*** · 12-24-2023, 02:20 PM

Prompt 2:

Svoboda is a very chill and relaxed person off the ice, but on the ice he is as competitive as it gets. This is why he typically does not enjoy practice very much, because he'd rather be playing a game or doing something with actual stakes.

With his goalies, he's constantly trying to challenge them in practices. He finds it even better when there is a prize up for grabs or something to actually compete for. Initially his goalies were on board, thinking it would make practice a bit more fun for them. They agreed to some challenges, mostly things like shootout style competitions where they would see if Svoboda could score more than they saved.

This ended pretty quickly when they realized just how seriously Svoboda was taking these competitions, as he was wiring absolute bombs at them in the form of slapshots, and trying to get whatever edge he could over them. These days, his goalies don't tend to practice much with him anymore.

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CrazyMojito · 12-24-2023, 02:36 PM

Prompt 2

Now I know his role was never to be the goal scorer, Jack St. Clair seems to have a knack for it. He sits tied with his linemate for the team lead in goals while barely keeping up with his playmaking responsibility. So if he is going to be lacking in the area hes supposed to be best at, he had better make up for it somewhere else. Being the type of player Jack is, he doesn't want to settle with being tied for the team lead, he wants the league lead. Having the incredible Justin Time as your goaltender to practice on can really help hone in on weakness' in your shot and picking shots better. It's really too bad that Jack St. Clair misses the net all the time and can't benefit from such an opportunity. I can't tell if he is just trying to be too fine with his shot and barely missing or if he is hitting the corner glass. When he does hit the net though the pucks go in.

Wearingabear · 12-24-2023, 02:48 PM

Ubba Lodbrok, center for the Anchorage Armada of the Simulation major junior hockey league
, and prospect for the Philadelphia forge of the Simulation Hockey League has been tormented on Twitter, The Athletic, Chriper and Reddit and even Threads about his first half performance this season. Well, it's about time the turn tables. Jon Plum, the author of such articles, has no idea what's coming to him. Read below:

Jon Plum, first of all, your ties are horrendous, and your most recent selfie you took and posted. Are you even visible in the that? It's just blurred images, it looks like ai stretched you out and shrunk you back up before it was posted. And that outfit? Don't you have enough residuals at this point to hire a stylist before you go on the air to millions of people. Your face is as red as the plum in your name. Your hockey iq and thoughts are so antiquated, nobody believes you as much as they believe the Blackhawks didn't know about people getting touched in their orginazation.

*Punk42AE* · 12-24-2023, 02:58 PM

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ACapitalChicago · 12-24-2023, 03:01 PM

Someone demands that John Brown is traded and this makes him and the rest of the team laugh and laugh and laugh. Such a request, nay, even a demand, is ridiculous and makes everyone online clown on the guy. This absolute boomer has no idea what they're talking about. And so, John Brown decides to point that out directly to the person by recording a video. He gets one of the young ridiculous whippersnappers on the team to set up the video and press record for him. This allows John Brown to proceed to scream at the online gentleman in a very verbose manner that is both brutal and excessive. While some may feel that his overly verbose barrage is uncalled for, John Brown feels it demands even more. So John Brown decides not to stop at one video and instead records a second with even more overly verbose yelling and screaming at the dumb person online

S66 Damian Littleton

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JuOSu · 12-24-2023, 03:07 PM

PBE PT

***Toast*** · 12-24-2023, 03:19 PM

PBE

*kenvald* · 12-24-2023, 03:37 PM

ISFL affiliate

***CloudRobot*** · 12-24-2023, 03:39 PM

Option 2:

As captain of the Regina Elks and an overall Team Player Mac Turner loves to do all kinds of drills with every teammate! Especially with his good friends between the pipes. One of Macv Turner's favorite drills to do with his goalies is practise hockey fights. Mac Turner wants all of his teammates to be prepared and ready to drop the gloves espeically his goalies. Fun fact mac Turner got into a fight in his first preseason game of his career! Another drill Mac Turner loves doing with all his team mates is golaie slip n slide! Goalies stand in a row and skaters, like penguins slide in between their legs. Its super fun and a team building plus bonding activity! One last drill Mac Turner does with the goalies that actually relates to hockey skill is screening the goalie. Ever since he was switched to a center Mac has been working on that in practise.

**SFresh3** · 12-24-2023, 04:06 PM

Option 1:

fubaguy · 12-24-2023, 04:34 PM

Option 1

Bobby Tkachuky Should be traded and here is why! Bobby is the heart and soul of the Yukon Malamutes! He is the number one center paired with a play who he helped mold into a top five score in the league. On top of that he has a well abouve fifty percent faceoff percent which is just simply not good enough. Bobby is third in points for the team which is simply unacceptable, If you don't lead the team in point you simply suck and should be traded period. Being a plus 17 clearly shows Bobby is dragging the team done and can't help at all. Bobby has only 31 blocks and 66 hits so clearly he's not a team player and doesn't do anything other than put up points. Bobby defiantly won't wont go to the front of the net and use he above average screening ability to help his team at all. Clearly Bobby just sucks and a pylon would be way more effective for this team.

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