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Noel is one of those guys that doesn't understand how to deal with babies. His best friend and his wife recently had their first kid, which he held until the baby threw up on him and then started crying. So that ended his baby experience for the next few years.
Credits to OrbitingDeath, Tweedle, Incite, Wasty, and Slothfacekilla for sigs!
Jon Toner | #3 | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers | S38-S57 | HOF | Age: 37 Birthplace: Killarney, Ireland Height: 6'1 Weight: 200 Number: 3 ---------------------- SHL Career Stastics GP: 816 | G: 127 | A: 372 | P: 499 | +/-: 127 | H: 1017 | SB: 1073 | ---------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics GP: 200 | G: 31 | A: 92 | P: 123 | +/-: -30 | H: 121 | SB: 235 | ---------------------- IIHF Career Statistics GP: 160 | G: 19 | A: 63 | P: 82 | +/-: +21 | H: 253 | SB: 253 | ---------------------- Achievements Drafted 28th overall in the S38 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 30th overall in the S39 SHL Entry Draft S41 Four Star Cup Champion with the Kelowna Knights S42 SHL All-Rookie Team 1x Scott Stevens Nominee (S46) 1x Scott Stevens Winner (S49) 1x 1st Team Allstar (S49) 2x 2nd Team Allstar (S46,S48) 5x IIHF Gold Medalist (S42-46) 1x IIHF Silver Medalist (S47) 1x IIHF Bronze Medalist (S48) 1x IIHF Top Defenseman Award (S48) Unanimously inducted into the Hall of Fame (S63) Age: 30 Birthplace: Lyon, France Height: 6'3 Weight: 215 Number: 77 ---------------------- SMJHL Career Stastics S57 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 22 | H: 99 | SB: 44 | S58 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 10 | H: 74 | SB: 37 | S59 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 26 | P: 45 | +/-: +23 | PIMS: 30 | H: 93 | SB: 19 | S60 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 54 | P: 66 | +/-: +18 | PIMS: 30 | H: 79 | SB: 48 | SMJHL Totals: GP: 264 | G: 48 | A: 126 | P: 174 | PIMS: 92 | H: 345 | SB: 148 | ---------------------- SHL Career Statistics S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 27 | P: 38 |+/-: +38 | PIMS: 28 | H: 85 | SB: 36 | S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 26 | P: 37 | +/- +27 | PIMS: 12 | H: 72 | SB: 41 | S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 32 | P: 43 | +/- +55 | PIMS: 16 | H: 97 | SB: 47 | S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 43 | P: 63 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 20 | H: 130 | SB: 65 | S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 44 | P: 60 | +/- +19 | PIMS: 14 | H: 107 | SB: 81 | S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 47 | P: 95 | +/- +26 | PIMS: 38 | H: 74 | SB: 44 | S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 46 | A: 56 | P: 102 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 42 | H: 59 | SB: 31 | S68 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 43 | P: 67 | +/- +51 | PIMS: 28 | H: 75 | SB: 55 | S69 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 37 | P: 70 | +/- +44 | PIMS: 35 | H: 58 | SB: 32 | S70 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 42 | P: 74 | +/- +50 | PIMS: 44 | H: 70 | SB: 33 | S71 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 68 | P: 99 | +/- +37 | PIMS: 44 | H: 114 | SB: 39 | S72 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 31 | P: 62 | +/- +46 | PIMS: 34 | H: 128 | SB: 26 | S73 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 38 | P: 63 | +/- +24 | PIMS: 32 | H: 102 | SB: 61 | ---------------------- Achievements Drafted 6th overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Colorado Raptors (S57) Drafted 4th overall in the SHL Draft by the Baltimore Platoon (S58) Colorado Raptors 'A' (S58-S60) Set SMJHL Record for Assists in a season with 54 (S60) Traded from the Baltimore Platoon to the Winnipeg Aurora in S66 S66 Ron Mexico Nominee S66 3rd Team All-Star S67 Ron Mexico Nominee S67 2nd Team All-Star S72 Challenge Cup Champion] Signed with the New Orleans Specters in S74 Signed with the Winnipeg Aurora in S76 Player Profile |
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The last interaction Meta Knight had with a baby was in the elevator at his condo, where one of his neighbors baby was staring at him in awe
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Rodrigo Banes
The last time Rodrigo Banes interacted with a baby he had been taken to court for his poor performance this season, and a previously adoring fan who had asked Roddy to autograph their baby was now suing him for 'being a useless pylon who vandalized my child.'
Rodrigo Banes has no official comment at this time beyond saying that the court case is ongoing and his legal team will issue a statement on his behalf when necessary.
Lias is not a baby person. Like, really, not a baby person at all. He has no interest in making babies or having babies or interacting with babies. But he isn't one of those militant asshole "childfree" people who make up derogatory names for children just because they are small or whatever, as if they are not even human or something. Anyway, Lias had to awkwardly hang out with Gunnar's kids a few times when he was younger, and it was always like, weird. He tries his best but it's hard to not just treat them like little tiny adults.
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Nevek Kove absolutly love baby. His latest interaction with a baby was babysitting for one of his sibbling. He took the kid out for a long walk in a baby carrier and after that cuddled with it on the couch watching hockey game. Gotta start them early.
Nevek Kove | RD | Quebec City Citadelles Player Type: Stay-at-Home Defenseman Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs Number: 49 Birthplace: Quebec City, Quebec, Canada Peak TPE: 1811 TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S66 | QCC | GP:66 | G:07 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | +/-:+12 | SB:061 | HIT:115 S67 | QCC | GP:66 | G:05 | A:17 | P:22 | PIMs:30 | +/-:+16 | SB:157 | HIT:099 S68 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:23 | P:27 | PIMs:26 | +/-:-23 | SB:203 | HIT:102 S69 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:32 | +/-:+16 | SB:171 | HIT:079 S70 | MIN | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:29 | +/-:-08 | SB:268 | HIT:069 S71 | MIN | GP:66 | G:05 | A:07 | P:12 | PIMs:32 | +/-:-05 | SB:260 | HIT:041 S72 | MIN | GP:66 | G:07 | A:20 | P:27 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+05 | SB:292 | HIT:050 S73 | MIN | GP:66 | G:02 | A:28 | P:28 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+04 | SB:187 | HIT:069 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S66 | QCC | GP:17 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:04 | +/-:+00 | SB:024 | HIT:024 S67 | QCC | GP:21 | G:01 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+09 | SB:052 | HIT:028 S68 | QCC | GP:05 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-05 | SB:015 | HIT:003 S69 | QCC | GP:25 | G:00 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+20 | SB:072 | HIT:045 S70 | MIN | GP:04 | G:01 | A:00 | P:01 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-07 | SB:019 | HIT:007 S71 | MIN | Did Not Qualify S72 | MIN | Did Not Qualify S73 | MIN | GP:05 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-01 | SB:013 | HIT:005 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF/WJC Stats : S67 | ICE | GP:14 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+10 | SB:018 | HIT:026 S68 | ICE | GP:13 | G:00 | A:00 | P:00 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-03 | SB:022 | HIT:003 S69 | BRI | GP:13 | G:02 | A:05 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+02 | SB:014 | HIT:016 S69 | IRL | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | +/-:+08 | SB:036 | HIT:011 S70 | IRL | GP:12 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:04 | +/-:-06 | SB:027 | HIT:010 S71 | IRL | GP:15 | G:00 | A:08 | P:08 | PIMs:12 | +/-:+10 | SB:059 | HIT:017 S72 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:01 | P:02 | PIMs:10 | +/-:+00 | SB:048 | HIT:014 S73 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:04 | P:05 | PIMs:06 | +/-:+02 | SB:045 | HIT:011 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- British Isles WJC Medals: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S66 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 28th overall by the Quebec City Citadelles S67 | SHL Draft : Selected 1st overall by the Minnesota Monarchs Elizabeth Doyle | G | Buffalo Stampede Player Type: Goalie Height: 5'9" | Weight: 179 lbs Number: 27 Birthplace: Galway, Ireland Peak TPE: 2145 TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S50 | STL | GP:37 | W:16 | L:16 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.877 | GAA:3.50 | SO:00 S51 | STL | GP:46 | W:22 | L:18 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.890 | GAA:3.09 | SO:02 S52 | STL | GP:41 | W:23 | L:13 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.888 | GAA:2.84 | SO:01 S52 | BUF | GP:05 | W:02 | L:02 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.875 | GAA:3.22 | SO:00 S53 | STL | GP:38 | W:21 | L:15 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02 S54 | BUF | GP:44 | W:35 | L:07 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:1.91 | SO:08 S55 | BUF | GP:44 | W:34 | L:10 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.916 | GAA:2.01 | SO:05 S56 | BUF | GP:44 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.919 | GAA:2.28 | SO:09 S57 | BUF | GP:53 | W:40 | L:11 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:06 S58 | BUF | GP:54 | W:33 | L:17 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.924 | GAA:2.08 | SO:13 S59 | BUF | GP:54 | W:41 | L:10 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.903 | GAA:2.62 | SO:01 S60 | BUF | GP:55 | W:40 | L:09 | OTL:05 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02 S61 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.38 | SO:04 S62 | BUF | GP:52 | W:38 | L:14 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.99 | SO:03 S63 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:20 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.78 | SO:04 S64 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03 S65 | BUF | GP:55 | W:34 | L:16 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.69 | SO:05 S66 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:22 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:3.20 | SO:03 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S50 | STL | GP:13 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.897 | GAA:3.09 | SO:00 S51 | STL | GP:12 | W:07 | L:03 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.891 | GAA:2.84 | SO:00 S52 | STL | GP:17 | W:09 | L:08 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.882 | GAA:3.18 | SO:02 S53 | STL | GP:14 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.38 | SO:01 S54 | BUF | GP:13 | W:07 | L:05 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01 S55 | BUF | GP:17 | W:12 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:.0927 | GAA:1.86 | SO:03 S56 | BUF | GP:23 | W:18 | L:08 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.910 | GAA:2.86 | SO:01 S57 | BUF | GP:17 | W:11 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.25 | SO:01 S58 | BUF | GP:21 | W:13 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.905 | GAA:2.49 | SO:01 S59 | BUF | GP:19 | W:13 | L:03 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03 S60 | BUF | GP:22 | W:16 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.02 | SO:03 S61 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.45 | SO:01 S62 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.90 | SO:01 S63 | BUF | GP:12 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01 S64 | BUF | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.907 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01 S65 | BUF | GP:18 | W:10 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.50 | SO:00 S66 | BUF | GP:16 | W:09 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.70 | SO:01 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF/WJC Stats : S49 | BRI | GP:17 | W:08 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.855 | GAA:3.91 | SO:00 S50 | BRI | GP:08 | W:06 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.39 | SO:01 S50 | IRL | GP:02 | W:01 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.939 | GAA:1.51 | SO:00 S51 | BRI | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:00 S51 | IRL | GP:04 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.51 | SO:00 S52 | BRI | GP:09 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.865 | GAA:2.93 | SO:00 S52 | IRL | GP:07 | W:04 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.931 | GAA:2.17 | SO:00 S53 | BRI | GP:04 | W:02 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.72 | SO:00 S53 | IRL | GP:05 | W:03 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01 S54 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.32 | SO:00 S55 | IRL | GP:09 | W:02 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.97 | SO:01 S56 | IRL | GP:13 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.927 | GAA:2.74 | SO:02 S57 | IRL | GP:10 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:2.91 | SO:01 S58 | IRL | GP:09 | W:00 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:4.41 | SO:00 S59 | IRL | GP:11 | W:02 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:3.84 | SO:00 S60 | IRL | GP:11 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:3.33 | SO:00 S61 | IRL | GP:10 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.929 | GAA:2.70 | SO:00 S62 | IRL | GP:13 | W:08 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.935 | GAA:2.21 | SO:03 S63 | IRL | GP:11 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.898 | GAA:3.66 | SO:00 S64 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.906 | GAA:3.79 | SO:00 S65 | IRL | GP:12 | W:06 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.936 | GAA:2.32 | SO:02 S66 | IRL | GP:15 | W:06 | L:08 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.79 | SO:01 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: S50 | Signed 1y / $4M contract with St. Louis Scarecrows S51 | Signed 2y / $5M contract with Buffalo Stampede S53 | Signed 3y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede S56 | Signed 2y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede S57 | Opted out of S57 contract with the Buffalo Stampede ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: 1x Oriens Trophy (S52(STL)) 1x All-SMJHL Second Team (S52) 2x All-Star Team (S52, S53) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- British Isles WJC Medals: 1x Silver Medal (S49) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: 1x All Rookie Team (S54) 4x First All Star Team (S54, S55, S57, S58) 1x Ryan Jesster Trophy (S54) 2x Mike Honcho Trophy (S54, S55) 3x John McBride Trophy (S54, S57, S58) 3x President Trophy (S54(BUF), S55(BUF), S60(BUF)) 5x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S55(BUF), S56(BUF), S58(BUF), S59(BUF), S60(BUF)) 1x Anton Razov Trophy (S55) 2x Challenge Cup (S55(BUF), S60(BUF)) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: 1x Silver Medal (S65) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S50 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 5th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows S51 | SHL Draft : Selected 11th overall by the Buffalo Stampede Oisín Fletcher | C/LW | "C" | New Orleans Specters Player Type : Sniper Height: 6'1" | Weight: 210 lbs Number: 36 Birthplace: Québec City, Québec, Canada Peak TPE: 2,048 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | HAL | GP:50 | G:12 | A:17 | P:29 | PIMs:21 | Shots:129 | +/-:-15 S36 | HAL | GP:50 | G:21 | A:26 | P:47 | PIMs:08 | Shots:152 | +/-:+19 S37 | HAL | GP:50 | G:32 | A:32 | P:64 | PIMs:39 | Shots:162 | +/-:+36 S38 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:15 | P:28 | PIMs:11 | Shots:129 | +/-:+05 S39 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:23 | Shots:127 | +/-:+17 S40 | NEW | GP:50 | G:16 | A:17 | P:33 | PIMs:06 | Shots:146 | +/-:+08 S41 | NEW | GP:50 | G:17 | A:21 | P:38 | PIMs:19 | Shots:239 | +/-:-23 S42 | NEW | GP:50 | G:29 | A:35 | P:64 | PIMs:14 | Shots:227 | +/-:+24 S43 | NEW | GP:50 | G:23 | A:24 | P:47 | PIMs:32 | Shots:161 | +/-:+15 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:27 | A:31 | P:58 | PIMs:20 | Shots:210 | +/-:+22 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:20 | P:41 | PIMs:08 | Shots:184 | +/-:+09 S46 | NOS | GP:50 | G:16 | A:23 | P:38 | PIMs:00 | Shots:151 | +/-:+09 S47 | NOS | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:10 | Shots:231 | +/-:+03 S48 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:24 | P:45 | PIMs:22 | Shots:145 | +/-:+30 S49 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | PIMs:13 | Shots:224 | +/-:+03 S50 | NOS | GP:50 | G:03 | A:32 | P:35 | PIMs:12 | Shots:083 | +/-:+05 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | HAL | Did Not Qualify S36 | HAL | GP:13 | G:08 | A:05 | P:13 | PIMs:06 | Shots:054 | +/-:+03 S37 | HAL | GP:06 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:00 | Shots:025 | +/-:00 S38 | NEW | GP:07 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:012 | +/-:-04 S39 | NEW | GP:12 | G:03 | A:02 | P:05 | PIMs:00 | Shots:034 | +/-:+02 S40 | NEW | GP:05 | G:02 | A:00 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:017 | +/-:-04 S41 | NEW | Did Not Qualify S42 | NEW | GP:18 | G:09 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:11 | Shots:074 | +/-:+01 S43 | NEW | Did Not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:03 | A:03 | P:06 | PIMs:10 | Shots:029 | +/-:-04 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:07 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:10 | Shots:067 | +/-:+07 S46 | NOR | GP:20 | G:08 | A:13 | P:21 | PIMs:14 | Shots:089 | +/-:-02 S47 | NOR | GP:07 | G:08 | A:04 | P:12 | PIMs:07 | Shots:028 | +/-:+04 S48 | NOR | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:060 | +/-:-01 S49 | NOR | GP:11 | G:01 | A:05 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:031 | +/-:-02 S50 | NOR | GP:10 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:00 | Shots:014 | +/-:-05 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Stats : S35 | IRE | GP:10 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:003 | +/-:+02 S36 | IRE | GP:11 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:021 | +/-:-07 S37 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:00 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | Shots:008 | +/-:+01 S38 | IRE | GP:10 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:039 | +/-:+01 S39 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:05 | P:09 | PIMs:00 | Shots:045 | +/-:+07 S40 | IRE | GP:11 | G:04 | A:02 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:033 | +/-:00 S41 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:05 | P:11 | PIMs:00 | Shots:042 | +/-:+06 S42 | IRE | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:053 | +/-:-02 S43 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:07 | P:10 | PIMs:06 | Shots:039 | +/-:00 S44 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:06 | P:10 | PIMs:04 | Shots:050 | +/-:+05 S45 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:09 | P:14 | PIMs:06 | Shots:044 | +/-:+08 S46 | IRE | GP:15 | G:02 | A:06 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:051 | +/-:-03 S47 | IRE | GP:15 | G:07 | A:05 | P:12 | PIMs:04 | Shots:042 | +/-:+07 S48 | IRE | GP:15 | G:08 | A:06 | P:14 | PIMs:04 | Shots:064 | +/-:+20 S49 | IRE | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | Shots:050 | +/-:-04 S50 | IRE | GP:13 | G:02 | A:09 | P:11 | PIMs:02 | Shots:026 | +/-:+04 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: S35 | Signed 1y / $2M contract with Halifax Raiders S36 | Signed 3y / $1.5M contract with New England Wolfpack S39 | Signed 2y / $4M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S41 | Signed 2y / $8M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S43 | Signed 1y / $5M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S44 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S44 | Signed 2y / $10M contract extension with Edmonton Blizzard S46 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Winnipeg Jets S46 | Signed 4y / $20M contract with New Orleans Specters S50 | Signed 1y / $7M contract with New Orleans Specters ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: 2x Elias Armia Trophy (S35, S36) 1x Ron Bolt Trophy (S36) 1x Jared Hanson Trophy (S37) 1x Roberto Martucci Trophy (S37) 1x Zach Miller Trophy (S37) 1x Ideen Fallah Trophy (S37) 1x Raymond Lindsay Trophy (S37) 1x Laurifer Trophy (S37(HAL)) 1x First All-Star Team (S37) 1x Second All-Star Team (S36) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: 3x Damian Littleton Trophy (S40, S42, S44) 2x First All Star Team (S42, S44) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S42) 2x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S42, S44) 1x Jay Mcdonald Trophy (S44) 2x President Trophy (S44(EDM), S45(EDM)) 2x Cole Reinhart Trophy (S45(EDM), S46(NOR)) 1x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S42(NEW)) 1x Challenge Cup (S45(EDM)) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: 3x Bronze Medal (S39, S41, S48) 2x Silver Medal (S37, S47) 5x Gold Medal (S42, S43, S44, S45, S46) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S35 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 26th Overall by the Halifax Raiders S36 | SHL Draft : Selected 3rd Overall by the New England Wolfpack
Jaromir Jagrbomb's last interaction with a baby was when someone had brought a kid to their first live hockey game. They were holding a sign behind the glass, so during the warm-up Jagrbomb gave the family his stick. Hopefully the baby will appreciate it once grown up.
Jaromir Jagrbomb - RD - Quebec City Citadelles
Walton Stromberg - C - Philadelphia Forge
Career highlights:
S54 SMJHL Entry Draft - 25th overall pick by Maine Timber
S54 - Alex Andani Award (WJC Top Rookie)
S55 SHL Entry Draft - 22nd overall pick by San Francisco Pride
S57 - WJC Gold Medal as the captain of Team Finland
S58 - Selected to SHL All-Rookie Team
S60 - Inducted to Maine Timber Hall of Fame
S62 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland
S64 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland
S66 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland
S69 - SHL Challenge Cup Champion (Philadelphia Forge)
My players last interaction with a baby was juust a few days ago on chirstmas day when we saw some good babies at the chjristmas party and had some good fun at the christmas baby party! Good times for all involved.
Rotticus Scott||LW||4x Cup Winner||S54||2k+ TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats SMJHL Career Regular Season G: 35, A: 81, P: 116 PPG: .59 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats SMJHL Career Post-Season GP: 61 G: 17, A: 24, P: 38 PPG: .62 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Achievements 3x Conference Champion. 2x President's Trophy Winner WJC 2x Gold, Silver medal 4-Star Cup Champion S56 Ronan O'Keefe award winner (Top Playoff Scorer) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics S57: G: 25 A: 34 P: 59 S58: G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 S59: G: 24 A: 40 P: 64 S60: G: 28 A: 41 P: *69* S61: G: 24 A: 40 P: 64 S62: G: 34 A: 49 P: 83 S63: G: 21 A: 42 P: 62 S64: G: 40 A: 26 P: 66 Totals: G:205 A: 297 P: 502 (.95 PPG) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Achievements Ryan Jesster Rookie of the Year S57 President's Trophy S57. S60 Challenge Cup Winner S56, S58, S61, S63 IIHF Gold Medal S57 (as GM), S58 as player Quad Gold Club Tommi Koivu || LD || S66 || S69 IIHF Gold || 1900+ TPE
Rangerjase
Nash has always been good with babies and children and general. There is nothing like going to visit a friend with a new baby at home and going over to say hello. His last interaction was taking a selfie on the street with a parent walking their baby.
Ryu was with his new niece these past holidays, as his younger brother and wife had their first child just a month ago, so he was able to meet Anri Jones and held on to her for the first time there.
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Jason Bourne || RW || USA || 229 TPE Name: Jason Bourne Age: 22 Birthplace: Washington, DC, USA Height: 5'10" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 16
Ryu Jones || LW/C || Japan/World || 893 TPE || 2183 Peak TPE Name: Ryu Jones Age: 20 Birthplace: Kobe, Japan Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 27
skyrrhawk
Posts: 704
Threads: 19 Joined: Sep 2023
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Discord: randomerey
Pronouns: They/Them
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Céleste Desjardins
Celly's last interaction with a baby was over the holidays! They were back home in Lewiston for Christmas, celebrating with their family, which tends to be a bit of an extended family open house event. And their cousin has a new baby, who really doesn't do much except stare at people.
Celly gave them a QCC onesie.
Céleste Desjardins || LW || Quebec City Citadelles || Manhattan Rage Name: Céleste Desjardins Birthplace: Lewiston, ME Height: 5'8" Weight:173 lbs Number: 13 S73 SMJHL Draft: 4th Round, 47th OA - Quebec City Citadelles S74 SHL Draft: 1st Round, 2nd OA - Manhattan Rage ------------------------------------------------------------ Citadelles Alt. Capt S73-S76 S73: Esa Anrikkanen, Rookie All-Star Team
S75: WJC Bronze Medal
S76: Four Star Cup, Ronan O'Keefe Trophy, WJC Bronze Medal
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
264 GP | 140 G | 187 A | 327 P | +128 | 956 S | 132 PIM | 573 H | 19 GWG
SMJHL Postseason Stats:
46 GP | 28 G | 29 A | 57 P | +29 | 172 S | 20 PIM | 114 H | 3 GWG
Int'l Stats: Round Robin
WJC: 48 GP | 26 G | 23 A | 49 P | +6 | 165 S | 20 PIM | 96 H | 3 GWG
Int'l Stats: Bracket
WJC: 8 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | -4 | 30 S | 0 PIM | 17 H | 0 GWG
Trevor is pretty award around babies, but his last exchange with one was awkward for everyone, Trevor couldn’t get over the baby staring at him, he ended up walking away complaining that the baby was looking at him like he owed him money.
McBride currently has a 3 year old that is in the midst of potty training, so extra long flights for away games has taken a toll of everyone.. especially the hotel staff.
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Mads McBride #16 || LW || Retired Position: LW Country: Ireland ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S63-S65 | GP: 198 | G: 56 | A: 93 | P: 149 | +/-: +32 | S: 10.1% ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S66-S78 | GP: 924 | G: 460 | A: 584 | P: 1044 | +/-: +332 | S: 3051 | H:1613 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Playoff Statistics: SHL | GP: 145 | G: 57 | A: 91 | P: 148 | +/-: +45 | S: 487 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career IIHF Statistics: IRL | GP: 132 | G: 62 | A: 78 | P:140 | +/-: -08 | S: 384 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards / Accomplishments: Drafted 4th OA to Montreal Patriotes (S64) IIHF Silver Medal (S66) Montreal Patriotes Captain (6x Seasons) Ryan Jesster Nominee (S66) All-Rookie Team (S66) 3x All-Star (S71, S72, S75) 2x IIHF Best Forward (S71, S72) 2x IIHF Gold Medal (S71, S77) 2x IIHF Bronze Medal (S75, S76) Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S73) Traded to Texas Renegades (S74) LARGEST PUNISHMENT IN SHL HISTORY
echlyrica
Posts: 146
Threads: 8 Joined: Mar 2023
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Discord: Rondeb22#7862
Pronouns: She/They
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Crystal McLeod
Crystal last held a baby when visiting her fiancée in Kelowna. Her sister-in-law-to-be had recently had a baby and asked Cystal if she wanted to hold it. Crystal had agreed and proven ultimate terrible at holding a baby, because the baby was used to soft woman and not women who are packed with muscles and energy.
binko's last interaction with a baby was actually not a human baby but it was a baby dog also known as a puppy the puppy was very nice it was very cuddly and a little bitey but very sweet
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Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired Birthplace: United Kingdom Height: 6' 3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 40 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Trophies, Awards, and Medals: S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman) S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie) S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team S47 | GB | IIHF Gold S49 | GB | IIHF Silver S52 | GB | IIHF Gold S53 | GB | IIHF Bronze S54 | GB | IIHF Silver S55 | GB | IIHF Gold ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14 S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Playoffs Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5 S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Career Statistics: S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9 S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1 S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Playoffs Statistics: S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Transactions: S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons
Crunk
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Discord: CRUNK#9628
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Viktor Krunk
Viktor Krunk's last interaction with a baby was when one was crying on a flight that he was taking. He approached the parents with a face like thunder and sang the baby a sweet lullaby in Russian.
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