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Mads McBride #16 || LW || Texas Renegades || ???? TPE
Position: LW
Country: Ireland
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
MET | GP: 198 | G: 56 | A: 93 | P: 149 | +/-: +32 | S: 10.1%
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SHL Career Statistics:
S66 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 23 | P: 54 | +/-: +21 | S: 158
S67 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 42 | P: 76 | +/-: +14 | S: 204
S68 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 38 | P: 66 | +/-: +13 | S: 191
S69 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 40 | P: 74 | +/-: +49 | S: 214
S70 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 39 | P: 83 | +/-: +43 | S: 234
S71 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 47 | P: 95 | +/-: +34 | S: 233
S72 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 56 | P: 96 | +/-: +15 | S: 263
S73 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 43 | A: 50 | P: 93 | +/-: +41 | S: 305
S74 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 53 | P: 84 | +/-: +16 | S: 245
S75 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 61 | P: 101 | +/-: +46 | S: 291
S76 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 42 | P: 81 | +/-: +23 | S: 251
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 122 | G: 47 | A: 80 | P: 127 | +/-: +43 | S: 424
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Career IIHF Statistics:
IRL | GP: 96 | G: 50 | A: 64 | P:114 | +/-: -05 | S: 301
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 4th OA to Montreal Patriotes (S64)
IIHF Silver Medal (S66)
IIHF Gold Medal (S71)
2x IIHF Bronze Medal (S75, S76)
Montreal Patriotes Captain (6x Seasons)
Ryan Jesster Nominee (S66)
All-Rookie Team (S66)
3x All-Star (S71, S72, S75)
2x IIHF Best Forward (S71, S72)
Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S73)
Traded to Texas Renegades (S74)
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MONTREAL IMPACT FOREVER

Season has begun!

 

   

  [S62]  Ben Jammin - LD     |     Winnipeg Aurora     |       Chicago Syndicate     |      Kelowna Knights 
Drafted by the Kelowna Knights - Round 1 #3rd overall S61 SMJHL Entry Draft 

Drafted by the Montreal Patriotes - Round 1 #7th overall S62 SHL Entry Draft 

Traded from the Montreal Patriotes to the Chicago Syndicate - S63 Trade Deadline

Sign and trade from the Chicago Syndicate to the Winnipeg Aurora - S75 Off-Season
Birth Place: Vancouver, BC Canada
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S65 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 11  | A : 18  | P : 29  | +/- : +25 

S66 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 5    | A : 34  | P : 39  | +/- : +44 
S67 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 7    | A : 20  | P : 27  | +/- : +28 

S68 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 3    | A : 20  | P : 23  | +/- : +23

S69 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 6    | A : 30  | P : 36  | +/- : +48 

S70 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 15  | A : 32  | P : 47  | +/- : +25 

S71 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 13  | A : 36  | P : 49  | +/- : +30 

S72 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 16  | A : 36  | P : 52  | +/- : +29 

S73 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 14  | A : 35  | P : 49  | +/- : +1 

S74 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 17  | A : 41  | P : 58  | +/- : -9 

S75 WPG | GP : 66  | G : 12  | A : 32  | P : 44  | +/- : +29

S76 WPG | GP : 66  | G : 7  | A : 27  | P : 34  | +/- : +35 

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SHL Playoff Statstitics:
S65 CHI | GP : 17  | G : 2  | A : 6  | P : 8  | +/- : +5 
S66 CHI | GP : 14  | G : 1  | A : 2  | P : 3  | +/- : +5
S67 CHI | GP : 7  | G : 1  | A : 1  | P : 2  | +/- : -2 
S68 CHI | GP : 15  | G : 0   | A : 6  | P : 6  | +/- : -3

S69 CHI | GP : 7  | G : 1   | A : 2  | P : 3  | +/- : +1

S70 CHI | GP : 11  | G : 1  | A : 7  | P : 8  | +/- : +9

S71 CHI | GP : 12  | G : 1  | A : 4  | P : 5  | +/- : +2

S72 CHI | GP : 12  | G : 3  | A : 5  | P : 8  | +/- : +1

S73 CHI | GP : 11  | G : 1  |  A : 3  | P : 4  | +/- : -8 

S74 CHI | GP : 5  | G : 1  |  A : 0  | P : 1  | +/- : -2

S75 WPG | GP : 6  | G : 0  | A : 1  | P : 1 | +/- : -10 

S76 WPG | GP : 15  | G : 4  | A : 3  | P : 7 | +/- : +10

  (Retired) [S46]  James Truong - LW/RW    |     Edmonton Blizzard   |    Montreal Patriotes
Drafted by the Edmonton Blizzard - Round 4 #54th overall S46 SHL Entry Draft 
Birth Place: Vancouver, BC Canada
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S49 Challenge Cup Champion
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S50 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 11  | A : 11  | P : 22  | +/- : -3
S51 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 10  | A : 19  | P : 29  | +/-: 3 
S52 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 14  | A : 20  | P : 34  | +/-: 8
S53 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 15  | A : 28  | P : 43  | +/-: 16
S54 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 11  | A : 28  | P : 39  | +/-: 12 
S55 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 18  | A : 28  | P : 46  | +/-: 27 
S56 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 15  | A : 29  | P : 44  | +/-: 27 
S57 EDM | GP : 66  | G : 29  | A : 30  | P : 59  | +/-: 47 
S58 EDM | GP : 66  | G : 15  | A : 42  | P : 57  | +/-: 32 
S59 EDM | GP : 66  | G : 18  | A : 27  | P : 45  | +/-: 10 
S60 MTL  | GP : 66  | G : 24  | A : 33  | P : 57  | +/- : -28 
S61 MTL  | GP : 66  | G : 12  | A : 32  | P : 44  | +/- : -10 
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Thank you @High Stick King @OrbitingDeath @Ragnar @Tesla @MattyIce for the player signatures! 

Birthday coming up, looking forward to a me-day

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Mads McBride #16 || LW || Texas Renegades || ???? TPE
Position: LW
Country: Ireland
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
MET | GP: 198 | G: 56 | A: 93 | P: 149 | +/-: +32 | S: 10.1%
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SHL Career Statistics:
S66 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 23 | P: 54 | +/-: +21 | S: 158
S67 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 42 | P: 76 | +/-: +14 | S: 204
S68 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 38 | P: 66 | +/-: +13 | S: 191
S69 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 40 | P: 74 | +/-: +49 | S: 214
S70 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 39 | P: 83 | +/-: +43 | S: 234
S71 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 47 | P: 95 | +/-: +34 | S: 233
S72 | MTL | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 56 | P: 96 | +/-: +15 | S: 263
S73 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 43 | A: 50 | P: 93 | +/-: +41 | S: 305
S74 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 53 | P: 84 | +/-: +16 | S: 245
S75 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 61 | P: 101 | +/-: +46 | S: 291
S76 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 42 | P: 81 | +/-: +23 | S: 251
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 122 | G: 47 | A: 80 | P: 127 | +/-: +43 | S: 424
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Career IIHF Statistics:
IRL | GP: 96 | G: 50 | A: 64 | P:114 | +/-: -05 | S: 301
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 4th OA to Montreal Patriotes (S64)
IIHF Silver Medal (S66)
IIHF Gold Medal (S71)
2x IIHF Bronze Medal (S75, S76)
Montreal Patriotes Captain (6x Seasons)
Ryan Jesster Nominee (S66)
All-Rookie Team (S66)
3x All-Star (S71, S72, S75)
2x IIHF Best Forward (S71, S72)
Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S73)
Traded to Texas Renegades (S74)
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CERTIFIED THREAD KILLER
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My fantasy team aint doing so good

 

   

  [S62]  Ben Jammin - LD     |     Winnipeg Aurora     |       Chicago Syndicate     |      Kelowna Knights 
Drafted by the Kelowna Knights - Round 1 #3rd overall S61 SMJHL Entry Draft 

Drafted by the Montreal Patriotes - Round 1 #7th overall S62 SHL Entry Draft 

Traded from the Montreal Patriotes to the Chicago Syndicate - S63 Trade Deadline

Sign and trade from the Chicago Syndicate to the Winnipeg Aurora - S75 Off-Season
Birth Place: Vancouver, BC Canada
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S65 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 11  | A : 18  | P : 29  | +/- : +25 

S66 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 5    | A : 34  | P : 39  | +/- : +44 
S67 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 7    | A : 20  | P : 27  | +/- : +28 

S68 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 3    | A : 20  | P : 23  | +/- : +23

S69 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 6    | A : 30  | P : 36  | +/- : +48 

S70 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 15  | A : 32  | P : 47  | +/- : +25 

S71 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 13  | A : 36  | P : 49  | +/- : +30 

S72 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 16  | A : 36  | P : 52  | +/- : +29 

S73 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 14  | A : 35  | P : 49  | +/- : +1 

S74 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 17  | A : 41  | P : 58  | +/- : -9 

S75 WPG | GP : 66  | G : 12  | A : 32  | P : 44  | +/- : +29

S76 WPG | GP : 66  | G : 7  | A : 27  | P : 34  | +/- : +35 

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SHL Playoff Statstitics:
S65 CHI | GP : 17  | G : 2  | A : 6  | P : 8  | +/- : +5 
S66 CHI | GP : 14  | G : 1  | A : 2  | P : 3  | +/- : +5
S67 CHI | GP : 7  | G : 1  | A : 1  | P : 2  | +/- : -2 
S68 CHI | GP : 15  | G : 0   | A : 6  | P : 6  | +/- : -3

S69 CHI | GP : 7  | G : 1   | A : 2  | P : 3  | +/- : +1

S70 CHI | GP : 11  | G : 1  | A : 7  | P : 8  | +/- : +9

S71 CHI | GP : 12  | G : 1  | A : 4  | P : 5  | +/- : +2

S72 CHI | GP : 12  | G : 3  | A : 5  | P : 8  | +/- : +1

S73 CHI | GP : 11  | G : 1  |  A : 3  | P : 4  | +/- : -8 

S74 CHI | GP : 5  | G : 1  |  A : 0  | P : 1  | +/- : -2

S75 WPG | GP : 6  | G : 0  | A : 1  | P : 1 | +/- : -10 

S76 WPG | GP : 15  | G : 4  | A : 3  | P : 7 | +/- : +10

  (Retired) [S46]  James Truong - LW/RW    |     Edmonton Blizzard   |    Montreal Patriotes
Drafted by the Edmonton Blizzard - Round 4 #54th overall S46 SHL Entry Draft 
Birth Place: Vancouver, BC Canada
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S49 Challenge Cup Champion
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S50 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 11  | A : 11  | P : 22  | +/- : -3
S51 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 10  | A : 19  | P : 29  | +/-: 3 
S52 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 14  | A : 20  | P : 34  | +/-: 8
S53 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 15  | A : 28  | P : 43  | +/-: 16
S54 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 11  | A : 28  | P : 39  | +/-: 12 
S55 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 18  | A : 28  | P : 46  | +/-: 27 
S56 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 15  | A : 29  | P : 44  | +/-: 27 
S57 EDM | GP : 66  | G : 29  | A : 30  | P : 59  | +/-: 47 
S58 EDM | GP : 66  | G : 15  | A : 42  | P : 57  | +/-: 32 
S59 EDM | GP : 66  | G : 18  | A : 27  | P : 45  | +/-: 10 
S60 MTL  | GP : 66  | G : 24  | A : 33  | P : 57  | +/- : -28 
S61 MTL  | GP : 66  | G : 12  | A : 32  | P : 44  | +/- : -10 
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Thank you @High Stick King @OrbitingDeath @Ragnar @Tesla @MattyIce for the player signatures! 

Lemon treee

Busting my balls in the gym for those gainsss

I think im gonna be in the red for the rest of time

maybe forever

[He sees a blade mark on a tree and a cross on the grass. Suddenly, the Omnidroid surprises him from behind, as it tries to impale him unsuccessfully. It slashes a 3rd time, only cutting a mark on Mr. Incredible's arm. Mr. Incredible leaps over the robot, and throws a punch that sends it flying to a tree.]

hodOOOOr'hOOOdoooooooor hoooodor hOOdOOORRRR, Hooooooodooooorrrr HoooooddddddddoooooooRRRR

Hodor || D || Texas Renegades
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Name: Hodor
Age: 30
Height: 7' 2"
Weight: 400
Number: 1
TPE: 1732
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Contracts:
DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus
Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus

Awards:
SMJHL S65: Four Star Cup finalists (NL)
SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy nominee (REG)
WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award nominee (REG)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy nominee (DET)

Player Movement:
SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers
SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk
SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades
SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons


SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL


Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack
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Name: Slap McShotty
Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft)
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220
Number: 84
Peak TPE: 2041
Retired: End of S65
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Contracts:
SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr
SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs
SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs
SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs
SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr

Awards:
SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws
IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland
SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack
SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: All-Star Team
SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee
SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy

Player Movement:
SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws
WJC S46: Team USA
SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack
WJC S47: Transferred to DACH
IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland
SHL S48: Called up to SHL

Jobs:
S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48)
S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49)
S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current)
S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current)
S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current)
S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56)
S57: Hired as Historian (current)

Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+


S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
Never forget

Mr. Incredible [gruntingly]: Yeah!

[The robot gets up, and the real fight begins.]

Mr. Incredible: Uh oh....

hodOOOOr'hOOOdoooooooor hoooodor hOOdOOORRRR, Hooooooodooooorrrr HoooooddddddddoooooooRRRR

Hodor || D || Texas Renegades
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Name: Hodor
Age: 30
Height: 7' 2"
Weight: 400
Number: 1
TPE: 1732
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Contracts:
DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus
Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus

Awards:
SMJHL S65: Four Star Cup finalists (NL)
SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy nominee (REG)
WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award nominee (REG)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy nominee (DET)

Player Movement:
SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers
SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk
SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades
SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons


SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL


Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack
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Name: Slap McShotty
Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft)
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220
Number: 84
Peak TPE: 2041
Retired: End of S65
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Contracts:
SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr
SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs
SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs
SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs
SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr

Awards:
SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws
IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland
SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack
SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: All-Star Team
SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee
SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy

Player Movement:
SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws
WJC S46: Team USA
SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack
WJC S47: Transferred to DACH
IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland
SHL S48: Called up to SHL

Jobs:
S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48)
S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49)
S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current)
S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current)
S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current)
S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56)
S57: Hired as Historian (current)

Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+


S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
Never forget

I have low expectations in my rookie season in the SHL

But holy moly I popped off in the first 3 games

@luke and i sent each other pumpkins last night


not a euphemism 


or is it

also here is the traditional

IN CHU WE TRUST

chirp

chirp. The weather is gloomy today. Cheering myself up by watching bald eagles in California. Weather is gloomy out there for them today as well.