the worst thing that could happen in the sim hockey league and specifically the atlanta inferno locker room is if @Gordon Bombay stops jokingly calling things projects do you agree @Jepox @micool132 @hotdog

Signatures by Vulfzilla, Jepox, Jess, rum_ham, Ragnar, and myself

 

Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno


Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired
Birthplace: United Kingdom
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 40
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman)
S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie)
S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team
S47 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S49 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S52 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S53 | GB  | IIHF Bronze
S54 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S55 | GB  | IIHF Gold
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14
S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5
S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9
S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1
S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12
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Transactions:
S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall
S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season
S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall
S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons
S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons

I think the worst thing that could happen is the Montreal Patriotes folding tbh. Picture this, Montreal finally scrapes their way into a playoff spot after so many years of being at the bottom. They go on a Cinderella run all the way to the finals only to be swept. The shame would cause the team to fold entirely, leaving all of Montreal’s players in hockey limbo.

| LW | Jussi Mutou | MTL | JPN | S72-Now |

-Picked 19th overall by COL in the 72nd SMJHL draft-

Won Esa Anrikkanen Award - S72

Rookie All-Star Team - S72

SMJHL All-Star Game - S74

All-SMJHL 2nd Team - S74

King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S74

All-SMJHL 2nd Team - S75

SMJHL All-Star Game - S75

King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S75

Four Star Cup - S75

SHL Career:

-Picked 22nd overall by MTL in the 73rd SHL draft-

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SMJHL Stats

| S72 | GP:66 | G:37 A:37 P:74 | -39 | PIM:59 | H:227 SB:38 |

| S73 | GP:66 | G:35 A:38 P:73 | -6 | PIM:79 | H:147 | SB:28 |

| S74 | GP:66 | G:40 A:49 P:89 | +21 | PIM:58 | H:185 | SB:39 |

| S75 | GP:66 | G:46 A:48 P:94 | +16 | PIM:34 | H:193 | SB:45 |

SMJHL Playoff Stats

| S72 | GP:5 | G:4 A:2 P:6 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:14 SB:11 |

| S74 | GP:24 | G:12 A:13 P:25 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:46 SB:8 |

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SHL Stats

| S75 | GP: 66 | G:25 A:34 P:59 | -76 | PIM:25 | H:102 SB:40 |

| S77 | GP: 66 | G:10 A:33 P:43 | -76 | PIM:42 | H:90 SB:43 |

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International Stats

| S72 | WJC | WOR | GP:12 | G:7 A:7 P:14 | 2 | PIM:9 | H:37 SB:5 |

| S73 | WJC | ICE | GP:12 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | 4 | PIM:4 | H:20 SB:2 |

| S74 | WJC | BRI | GP:12 | G:6 A:7 P:13 | 3 | PIM:2 | H:24 SB:4 |

| S75 | WJC | BRI | GP:12 | G:3 A:8 P:11 | -3 | PIM:16 | H:24 SB:9 |

International Playoff Stats

| S72 | WJC | WOR | GP:3 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:1 |

| S73 | WJC | ICE | GP:1 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:3 SB:1 |

| S74 | WJC | BRI | GP:1 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 1 | PIM:0 | H:0 SB:3 |

| S75 | WJC | BRI | GP:1 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | 0 | PIM:4 | H:1 SB:2 |




| LW | TURG TURG | Retired(?) | CAN | S54-S65 |
SMJHL career:

-Picked 38th overall by ANC in the 54th SMJHL draft-

-Won Ron Bolt Trophy in S56-

-Won Four Star Cup with Anchorage Armada in S57-

SHL career:

-Picked 17th by TBB in the 55th SHL draft-

-Signed 2 year deal with Los Angeles Panthers in S57 Offseason

-Called up to play for the Panthers in S58-

-Taken in the 6th round of the S60 expansion draft by Philadelphia Forge

-Brief stints in both Montreal and Calgary to end his career-

International Career:

-Called up to play for team Canada at S54, S55, S56 and S57 WJC

-Won WJC Silver Medal with Team Canada in S55 WJC

-Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada in S56 WJC


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SMJHL stats

| S54 | GP:50 | G:6 A:8 P:14 | +2 | PIM:8 | H:27 SB:30 |

| S55 | GP:50 | G:14 A:23 P:37 | +24 | PIM:6 | H:67 SB:57 |

| S56 | GP:50 | G:15 A:16 P:31 | +13 | PIM:0 | H:83 SB:71 |

| S57 | GP:66 | G:18 A:28 P:46 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:105 SB:65 |

SMJHL playoff stats

| S54 | GP:7 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | +2 | PIM:0 | H:4 SB:5 |

| S55 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | +1 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:7 |

| S56 | GP:16 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | +3 | PIM:2 | H:30 SB:10 |

| S57 | GP:16 | G:8 A:5 P:13 | +5 | PIM:4 | H:31 SB:20 |

SHL Stats

| S58 | GP:66 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | -26 :( | PIM:4 | H:67 SB:73 |

| S59 | GP:66 | G:7 A:15 P:22 | -8 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:55 |

| S60 | GP:66 | G:13 A:20 P:33 | +1 | PIM:14 | H:121 SB: 84 |

| S61 | GP:66 | G:17 A:20 P:37 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:96 SB:84 |

| S62 | TURG died : ( |

| S63 | GP:66 | G:15 A:26 P:41 | +8 | PIM:12 | H:113 SB:108 |

| S64 | GP:66 | G:15 A:19 P:34 | -13 | PIM:26 | H:131 SB:112 |

| S65 | GP:66 | G:10 A:13 P:23 | -33 | PIM:36 | H:119 SB:50 |

SHL Playoff Stats

| S58 | GP:6 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:4 SB:7 |

| S59 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:7 SB:10 |

| S60 | GP:6 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:8 |

| S61 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -3 | PIM:0 | H:11 SB:7 |

| S63 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:10 SB:13 |

| S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -6 | PIM:2 | H:7 SB:7 |

International Stats

| S54 WJC | GP:13 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:4 | H:17 SB:6 |

| S55 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:5 P:7 | +4 | PIM:2 | H:2 SB:7 |

| S56 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:4 P:6 | +5 | PIM:0 | H:13 SB:7 |

| S57 WJC | GP:12 | G:0 A:3 P:3 | +1 | PIM:12 | H:7 SB:15 |


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| RW | Kyler Gill | Retired | CAN | S37-S47 |
SMJHL Career:

-Picked 27th overall by PGF in the 37th SMJHL Draft-

-Nominated for Esa Anrikkanen Award in S37-

-Laurifer Trophy with PGF in S38-

-Occasus Trophy with PGF in S38-

-Four Star Cup with PGF in S38-

-Jared Hanson Trophy with PGF in S39-

-Roberto Martucci Trophy with PGF in S39-

-Ideen Fallah Trophy with PGF in S39-

-Raymond Lindsay Trophy with PGF in S39-

-Plus/Minus Leader with PGF in S39-

-Tied for 5th most points in the 50 Game/350 Cap era with 63 points-

SHL Career:

-Picked 19th overall by SFP in the 38th SHL Draft-

-Nominated for the Aidan Richan Trophy with SFP in S43-

SMJHL Stats

| S37 | GP:50 | G:13 A:19 P:32 | -13 | PIM:10 | H:51 SB:3 |

| S38 | GP:50 | G:17 A:16 P:33 | +8 PIM:17 | H:55 SB:7 |

| S39 | GP:50 | G:27 A:36 P:63 | +36 | PIM:10 | H:69 SB:8 |

| Total | GP:150 | G:57 A:71 P:128 | +31 | PIM:37 | H:175 SB:18 |

SHL Stats

| S40 |GP:50 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -18 | PIM:12 | H:18 SB:4|

| S41 | GP:50 | G:8 A:10 P:18 | -18 | PIM:4 | H:36 SB:11 |

| S42 | GP:50 | G:12 A:9 P:21 | -11 | PIM:48 | H:73 SB:16|

| S43 | GP:50 | G:23 A:19 P:42 | -1 | PIM:31 | H:101 SB:11 |

| S44 | GP:50 | G:15 A:10 P:25 | +1 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:19 |

| S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | -6 | PIM:6 | H:21 SB:0 |

| S46 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P:5 | -5 | PIM:12 | H:19 SB:1 |

| S47 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P: 5 | +3 | PIM:4 | H:23 SB:2 |

| Total | GP:400 | G:72 A:56 P:128 | -55 | PIM:141 | H:388 SB:64 |

SHL Playoff Stats

| S47 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:1 SB:0 |

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At this point, NOLA is in position to be one of the top teams in the league heading into the playoffs. The worst thing that could happen this season would be to have a second half collapse ending in a first round sweep similar to last season.

Atticus Hale ║ New Orleans Specters ║ Team USA ║ 2140 Peak TPE
6'2" ║ 198 lbs ║ Moon Township, PA, USA ║ #82
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SMJHL Draft - 14th Overall by the Carolina Kraken
SHL Draft - 2nd Overall by the New Orleans Specters
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║          SHL Regular Season Statistics          ║

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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -16 | 137 |  24 ║

║ S65 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 19 | 35 |  -3 | 172 |  15 ║

║ S66 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 24 | 48 | +14 | 143 |  18 ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 66 | 20 | 43 | 63 | +16 | 161 |  46 ║

║ S68 |NOLA | 66 | 25 | 36 | 61 |  -7 | 200 |  24 ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 66 | 46 | 42 | 88 | +30 | 252 |  38 ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 50 | 80 |  +3 | 224 |  52 ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA | 66 | 38 | 54 | 92 | +16 | 212 |  56 ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 38 | 68 | -13 | 217 |  36 ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA | 66 | 33 | 38 | 71 |  -8 | 212 |  49 ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA | 66 | 27 | 46 | 73 |  -1 | 221 |  62 ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 44 | 68 |  -7 | 215 |  26 ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA | 66 | 31 | 30 | 61 |  23 | 218 |  24 ║ "C"

║ S77 |NOLA | 66 | 19 | 27 | 46 |  21 | 151 |  36 ║ "C"

║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 924| 379| 516| 895| +68 | 2735| 506 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║             SHL Playoff Statistics              ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
║ S64 |NOLA |  6 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  +2 |  13 |  2  ║

║ S65 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -6 |  17 |  0  ║

║ S66 |NOLA |  9 |  3 |  2 |  5 |  -1 |  15 |  2  ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 11 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  -2 |  26 |  8  ║

║ S68 |NOLA |  5 |  0 |  3 |  3 |  -2 |  8  |  2  ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 14 | 10 |  4 | 14 |  -2 |  47 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA |  7 |  8 |  1 |  9 |  -3 |  29 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA |  5 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  -4 |  14 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA |  4 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -5 |  16 |  2  ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA |  6 |  1 |  3 |  4 |  -6 |  22 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA |  7 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  +1 |  25 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 11 |  8 |  2 | 10 |  +3 |  41 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA |  4 |  0 |  1 |  2 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S77 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -4 |  10 |  2  ║ "C"

║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢

║    Career | 103| 40 | 42 | 82 | -31 | 300 |  34 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR | 66 |  7 | 12 | 19 |  +6 |  85 |  24 ║
║ S61 | CAR | 66 | 18 | 26 | 44 |  +3 | 141 |  12 ║
║ S62 | CAR | 66 | 19 | 38 | 57 |  -7 | 207 |  18 ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR | 66 | 31 | 38 | 69 | +27 | 206 |  4  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 264| 75 | 114| 189| +29 | 639 |  58 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣

║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  E  |  6  |  2  ║
║ S61 | CAR |  4 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  E  |  12 |  2  ║
║ S62 | CAR |  6 |  2 |  4 |  6 | +8  |  14 |  0  ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR |  6 |  0 |  2 |  2 | -2  |  18 |  0  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 22 |  5 |  8 | 13 | +6  |  50 |  4  ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║                 IIHF Statistics                 ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 | USA | 12 |  3 |  3 |  6 |  -8 |  14 |  0  ║
║ S65 | USA | 13 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  -2 |  26 |  4  ║
║ S66 | USA | 12 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -1 |  20 |  8  ║
║ S67 | USA | 12 |  4 |  1 |  5 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║

║ S68 | USA | 12 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  E  |  28 |  10 ║
║ S69 | USA | 12 |  4 |  9 | 13 |  +2 |  40 |  10 ║
║ S70 | USA | 12 |  3 | 14 | 17 |  +5 |  55 |  12 ║
║ S71 | USA | 13 |  6 | 10 | 16 |  -2 |  43 |  10 ║

║ S72 | USA | 12 |  5 |  8 | 13 |  -2 |  35 |   6 ║

║ S73 | USA | 12 |  6 |  6 | 12 |  -8 |  43 |   2 ║

║ S74 | USA | 12 |  3 |  7 | 10 |  7  |  23 |  2 ║

║ S75 | USA | 12 |  3 |  5 |  8 |  -8 |  53 |  6 ║

║ S76 | USA | 12 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |   0 |  0 ║

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 62 | 22 | 31 | 62 | +2  | 185 |  46 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║                 WJC Statistics                  ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | USA | 13 |  2 |  2 |  4 |  +1 |  18 |  0  ║
║ S61 | USA | 15 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  +8 |  29 |  4  ║ GOLD MEDAL
║ S62 | USA | 15 |  2 |  8 | 10 |  +3 |  32 |  4  ║ SILVER MEDAL
║ S63 | USA | 13 |  5 | 12 | 17 |  +8 |  44 |  4  ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 56 | 14 | 28 | 42 | +20 | 123 |  12 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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Personal Accolades

S73 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S71 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S69 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S64 - SHL - Ryan Jesster Award (Best Rookie) NOMINEE

S64 - SHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

S63 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S62 - WJC - Team USA SILVER MEDAL Winner

S62 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S61 - WJC - Team USA GOLD MEDAL Winner
S60 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

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Career Milestones

S76 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in points (808)

S73 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in goals (262)

S71 - SHL - Reached 500 career points against the Calgary Dragons (Game 60)

S66 - SHL - First career playoff hat trick against Winnipeg Aurora (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career playoff goal against the Texas Renegades (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career hat trick against Toronto North Stars (Game 37)
S64 - SHL - First career goal against the Manhattan Rage (Game 15)
S63 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Captain
S62 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain
S60 - WJC - First career goal against Team DACH (Game 3)
S60 - SMJHL - First career playoff goal against the Quebec City Citadelles (R2G1)
S60 - SMJHL - First career goal against the Maine Timber (Game 7)

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Transactions

S61 - SHL - Signed contract with the New Orleans Specters (S61-Present)

S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Carolina Kraken (S60-S63)

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I feel like the worst thing at this point would be if suddenly shot blocks wouldn't be an actual statistic in the game anymore and my whole work would not be needed anymore.

The worst thing I could imagine for my player is to make the Four Star Cup Final twice in a row, and lose it both times. Yikes!

RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother

Imagine if Barg Hazbite never won a championship. That's like Dan Marino, the best football player, of all time not having won a championship. Barg is the best player to ever play in the SHL and if he never wins a ring it would be a tragedy.

I'd say a pretty low point was losing to Edmonton. A contender losing to a team that is blatantly tanking is atrocious, no matter which way you look at it. However, since we're actively trying to avoid the "Presidents' Trophy Curse" ™, it actually helps us in the long run. If the campaign ends with a second consecutive Challenge Cup, we'll forget all about that misstep.

 


Levin Schattenaxt | RW | GFG | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 235
Height : 5" 10' | Weight : 171 lbs
Birthplace : Pratteln, SWI | Age : 17
Player Type : Counterattacking Forward | Jersey Number : #17


       

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Jannik Nordstern (Retired) | RD | EDM/SFP/LAP | NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 652
Height : 6" 3' | Weight : 218 lbs
Birthplace : Basel, SWI | Age : 27
Player Type : Shutdown Defenseman | Jersey Number : #71



Markus Tegernako (Retired) | G | Minnesota Monarchs | LBL/NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 2014
Height : 6' 1" | Weight : 200 lbs
Birthplace : Köniz, SWI | Age : 31
Player Type : Hybrid Goalie | Jersey Number : #42
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SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 24 (14-8-1) | SV% : .896 | GAA : 3.02 | SO : 0
S50 | LBL | GP : 46 (23-19-2) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.83 | SO : 2
S51 | LBL | GP : 39 (18-17-4) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.76 | SO : 0
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SMJHL Playoffs Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 11 (6-5-0) | SV% : .907 | GAA : 2.46 | SO : 2
S50 | LBL | GP : 5 (1-4-0) | SV% : .879 | GAA : 4.42 | SO : 0
S51 | LBL | GP : 6 (2-2-2) | SV% : .877 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
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SHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S51 | MIN | GP : 6 (1-3-1) | SV% : .881 | GAA : 3.92 | SO : 0
S52 | MIN | GP : 44 (18-21-5) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 2.86 | SO : 2
S53 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-29-4) | SV% : .915 | GAA : 3.39 | SO : 1
S54 | MIN | GP : 44 (12-30-2) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 4.13 | SO : 1
S55 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-33-0) | SV% : .925 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 2
S56 | MIN | GP : 44 (14-28-2) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 3.30 | SO : 0
S57 | MIN | GP : 56 (20-31-3) | SV% : .914 | GAA : 3.17 | SO : 3
S58 | MIN | GP : 55 (20-28-6) | SV% : .917 | GAA : 3.09 | SO : 3
S59 | MIN | GP : 56 (27-25-2) | SV% : .921 | GAA : 3.10 | SO : 5
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IIHF Career Statistics :
S49 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-2-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 0
S50 | SWI | GP : 2 (0-1-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 5.16 | SO : 0
S51 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-1-1) | SV% : .920 | GAA : 2.67 | SO : 0
S52 | SWI | GP : 5 (0-3-0) | SV% : .802 | GAA : 6.87 | SO : 0
S53 | SWI | GP : 4 (1-3-0) | SV% : .942 | GAA : 2.26 | SO : 1
S54 | SWI | GP : 3 (0-3-0) | SV% : .891 | GAA : 4.36 | SO : 0
S55 | SWI | GP : 2 (1-1-0) | SV% : .924 | GAA : 3.00 | SO : 0
S56 | SWI | GP : 12 (7-4-1) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 3.44 | SO : 0
S57 | SWI | GP : 7 (2-4-1) | SV% : .850 | GAA : 4.40 | SO : 1
S58 | SWI | GP : 7 (3-4-0) | SV% : .883 | GAA : 4.62 | SO : 0
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WJC Career Statistics :
S50 | ALP | GP : 6 (2-1-1) | SV% : .887 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
S51 | DACH | GP : 10 (6-3-1) | SV% : 0.897 | GAA : 3.18 | SO : 1
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Notable Facts :
S49 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S49 : Received the Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Most Underrated Player) in the SMJHL
S50 : Drafted 22nd OA by the Minnesota Chiefs
S50 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S51 : Won Silver Medal with Switzerland (IIHF)
S51 : Won Bronze Medal with DACH (WJC)
S52 : Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Award (Rookie of the Year) in the SHL



Chrigel Tegernako - Chief Coziness Advisor - Newfoundland Berserkers (S58 - today)
Earlier Jobs :
Scout - Newfoundland Berserkers (S50 - S57)



Tanja Haller - Co-GM - Minnesota Monarchs (S56 - S61)
Other Jobs :
Head GM - Toronto North Stars (S62)
Scout/Coach - Minnesota Chiefs (S53 - S55)


Special thanks to @Carpy48, @Chevy, @Turd Ferguson, @fever95 and @enigmatic for the signatures!

One time, Jarrod Lakemore technically lost a fight, putting a blemish on his otherwise perfect fight record. Fortunately it was in the pre-season so very few people even noticed. Even more fortuitously, both he and his opponent were credited with losses in the fight, so it still remains true that no one has ever won a fight against Lakemore.

 S68 - Jarrod Lakemore - C

Personally I think the worst possible thing that could happen to Nevada is like a meteor coming and hitting Las Vegas. Not only would it destroy the arena, but it would destroy so many casinos which would hurt a lot of people's incomes. Idk how I would be able to make a living if not for gambling

The worst thing that could happen to the Barracuda would obviously be giving a prominent role to The Murray. He's a trash player and any team that relies on him for success is in deeeeeep shit.

Teddy Murphy 4 Teams S58-S70 | 6OA (BAP)
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Career Stats
GP 858|G 125|A 273|P 398|+/- 29|ATOI 20:13|FW 3|GR 62

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Accolades
S59 All-Rookie Team (First ever Sophomore to make the team)


Teddy Park Kelowna Defenseman S54-57 | 29OA
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Career Stats
GP 216|G 23|A 72|P 95|+/- 17|ATOI 21:32|FW 12|GR 66
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Accolades
[url=https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=106300][/url]Captain S55-57
S57 All-Star

I think the worst thing that could happen to my team is if we all just stopped getting along. It's cool to have the positive culture and it would be a shame if it all went to heck.

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The worst thing that could happen to the New Orleans Specters is, after a pretty damn good start to the year yet again, the Specters flounder down the stretch and lose to a bad team in the playoffs again.

Joe Kurczewski ll New Orleans Specters GM ll 1679 TPE

Drafted 12th overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S31 SHL Entry Draft
Drafted 22nd Overall to STL in the SMJHL S30 Entry Draft
Named Assistant Captain of the Scarecrows for S30
Named Captain of the Scarecrows for S31 and S32
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S31
Traded to Montreal at the S32 Trade Deadline
Named STL Scarecrows Co-GM
Won the S32 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S34
Won the S39 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Won the S40 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S40 Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP as voted by the awards committee)
Won the S40 Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP as voted by the players)
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S40.
Won the S42 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S42 Jeff Dar Trophy for Best Two-Way Forward
Won the S42 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
Won the S44 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Traded in the S44/S45 offseason to the Edmonton Blizzard for an S46 1st Round Pick
Won the S45 Challenge Cup with the Edmonton Blizzard
Won the S45 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarerows
Was awarded one of the two expansion franchises for S46 (New Orleans Specters)
 SHL STATS

Regular Season
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S33: 50 GP - 6 G - 9 A - 15 PTS
S34: 50 GP - 14 G - 14 A - 28 PTS
S35: 50 GP - 14 G - 12 A - 26 PTS
S36: 50 GP - 23 G - 29 A - 52 PTS
S37: 50 GP - 28 G - 29 A - 57 PTS
S38: 50 GP - 25 G - 21 A - 46 PTS
S39: 50 GP - 17 G - 30 A - 47 PTS
S40: 50 GP - 29 G - 37 A - 66 PTS
S41: 50 GP - 25 G - 38 A - 63 PTS
S42: 50 GP - 18 G - 35 A - 53 PTS
S43: 50 GP - 17 G - 35 A - 52 PTS
S44: 50 GP - 21 G - 24 A - 45 PTS
S45: 50 GP - 22 G - 37 A - 59 PTS
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Career: 650 GP - 259 G - 350 A - 609 PTS

Playoffs:
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S32: 2 GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S33: 16 GP - 6 G - 3 A - 9 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to NEW 4-2)

S34: Did Not Qualify
S35: 13 GP - 7 G - 4 A - 11 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to POR 4-3)
S36: 11 GP - 5 G - 7 A - 12 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to TEX 4-0)
S37: 7 GP - 5 G - 8 A - 13 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to SEA 4-3)
S38: 17 GP - 10 G - 11 A - 21 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to MAN 4-2)
S39: 4 GP - 1 G  - 1 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to LAP 4-0)
S40: 19 GP - 6 G - 18 A - 24 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S41: 6 GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S42: 16 GP - 10 G - 15 A - 25 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S43: 6 GP - 5 G - 3 A - 8 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S44: 5 GP - 0 G - 2 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to EDM 4-1)
S45: 18 GP - 9 G - 10 A - 19 PTS(Won Challenge Cup)
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Totals: 138 GP - 68 G - 84 A - 152 PTS

SMJHL STATS
Regular Season:

S30: 50 GP - 13 G - 13 A - 26 PTS 
S31: 50 GP - 17 G - 21 A - 38 PTS
S32: STL: 42 GP - 14 G - 7 A - 21 PTS
S32: MTL: 8 GP - 2 G - 2 A - 4 PTS 
S32: TOT: 50 GP - 16 G - 9 A - 25 PTS
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Playoffs: 
 
S30: 7GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS
S31: 4GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS
S32: 4GP - 3 G - 1 A - 4 PTS


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The most devastating thing that could happen to our team is drama from within. We all work so well together, if we started fighting and accusing and stealing each other's snacks from the locker room it would be a sad day indeed. We make millions of dollars, why can’t you go buy your own snacks?

The worst thing that could happen to my player is if the league bans fighting. As Chopper loves to toss the jabs and hooks while on this ice I think this would really damper his motivation.

For the Montreal Patriotes, it has been difficult to find low points this season. Everyone knew going in that this would be a difficult season, and the expectations were extremely low. Building chemistry, letting rookies acclimate to the league, these have been the focus. Low point overall might be the team not hitting the Casino Over for wins this year. Alas.