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Barcus Juneau   |   RD   |   S79   |   Philadelphia Forge
Height:      6'1"
Weight:     195 lbs
Number:    6
Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Transactions:
S78: Drafted 19th overall in SMJHL Entry Draft by Anchorage Armada
S78: Signed 1-yr contract with Anchorage, $5M
S79: Drafted 12th overall in SHL Entry Draft by Philadelphia Forge
S79: Signed 1-yr contract with Philadelphia Forge, $3M
S80: Signed 2-yr contract with Philadelphia Forge, $2.5M x 2
S82: Signed 3-yr contract with Philadelphia Forge, $3M x 3
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S78  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G:   5  |  A: 22  |  P: 27  |  +/-:   +21  |  PIM: 16  |  S: 138
S79  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G: 13  |  A: 33  |  P: 46  |  +/-:    +6  |  PIM: 46  |  S: 171
S80  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G: 17  |  A: 40  |  P: 57  |  +/-:  +32  |  PIM: 40  |  S: 227
S81  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G: 11  |  A: 24  |  P: 35  |  +/-:      -1  |  PIM: 42  |  S: 154
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S77  |  St. Louis      |  GP:   9  |  G:   3  |  A:    2  |  P:   5  |  +/-:  -2  |  PIM:   2  |  S:   16
S78  |  Anchorage  |  GP:   4  |  G:   0  |  A:     1  |  P:   1  |  +/-:  -3  |  PIM:   4  |  S :    6
S79  |  Anchorage  |  GP:  16  |  G:   3  |  A:    7  |  P: 10  |  +/-:  -3  |  PIM: 12  |  S :  43
S80  |  Anchorage  |  GP:  16  |  G:   4  |  A:  10  |  P: 14  |  +/-:  +1  |  PIM:  6  |  S :  33
S81   |  Anchorage  |  GP:    4  |  G:   0  |  A:    1  |  P:   1  |  +/-:  -6  |  PIM:  0  |  S :  13

don't fall in that; yuck

Barcus Juneau   |   RD   |   S79   |   Philadelphia Forge
Height:      6'1"
Weight:     195 lbs
Number:    6
Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Transactions:
S78: Drafted 19th overall in SMJHL Entry Draft by Anchorage Armada
S78: Signed 1-yr contract with Anchorage, $5M
S79: Drafted 12th overall in SHL Entry Draft by Philadelphia Forge
S79: Signed 1-yr contract with Philadelphia Forge, $3M
S80: Signed 2-yr contract with Philadelphia Forge, $2.5M x 2
S82: Signed 3-yr contract with Philadelphia Forge, $3M x 3
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S78  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G:   5  |  A: 22  |  P: 27  |  +/-:   +21  |  PIM: 16  |  S: 138
S79  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G: 13  |  A: 33  |  P: 46  |  +/-:    +6  |  PIM: 46  |  S: 171
S80  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G: 17  |  A: 40  |  P: 57  |  +/-:  +32  |  PIM: 40  |  S: 227
S81  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G: 11  |  A: 24  |  P: 35  |  +/-:      -1  |  PIM: 42  |  S: 154
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S77  |  St. Louis      |  GP:   9  |  G:   3  |  A:    2  |  P:   5  |  +/-:  -2  |  PIM:   2  |  S:   16
S78  |  Anchorage  |  GP:   4  |  G:   0  |  A:     1  |  P:   1  |  +/-:  -3  |  PIM:   4  |  S :    6
S79  |  Anchorage  |  GP:  16  |  G:   3  |  A:    7  |  P: 10  |  +/-:  -3  |  PIM: 12  |  S :  43
S80  |  Anchorage  |  GP:  16  |  G:   4  |  A:  10  |  P: 14  |  +/-:  +1  |  PIM:  6  |  S :  33
S81   |  Anchorage  |  GP:    4  |  G:   0  |  A:    1  |  P:   1  |  +/-:  -6  |  PIM:  0  |  S :  13

Gotta love a holiday Monday

Spaceman Spiff | #19 | Left Wing | Edmonton Blizzard

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Career Highlights

S77 SMJHL | Drafted 11th OA - Ottawa Highlanders

S78 SHL | Drafted 4th OA overall - Edmonton Blizzard 

S78 SMJHL | Alternate Captain - Ottawa Highlanders

S78 WJC | Bronze Medal - Team Canada Black

S79-80 SMJHL | Captain - Ottawa Highlanders

S79-80 WJC | Captain - Team Canada Red
S79 SMJHL | All Star

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SMJHL Statistics

Regular Season | GP: 264 |G: 130 | A: 128 | P: 258 | +26 

Playoffs| GP: 50 |G: 22 | A: 16 | P: 38 | +11 

   

Back to school tomorrow for the kids, another day off for me

Spaceman Spiff | #19 | Left Wing | Edmonton Blizzard

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Career Highlights

S77 SMJHL | Drafted 11th OA - Ottawa Highlanders

S78 SHL | Drafted 4th OA overall - Edmonton Blizzard 

S78 SMJHL | Alternate Captain - Ottawa Highlanders

S78 WJC | Bronze Medal - Team Canada Black

S79-80 SMJHL | Captain - Ottawa Highlanders

S79-80 WJC | Captain - Team Canada Red
S79 SMJHL | All Star

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SMJHL Statistics

Regular Season | GP: 264 |G: 130 | A: 128 | P: 258 | +26 

Playoffs| GP: 50 |G: 22 | A: 16 | P: 38 | +11 

   

Chirp time

doing better

Syndrome: Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage. Throngs of screaming people! And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day! I’ll be a bigger hero than you ever were!

Hodor || D || Texas Renegades
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Name: Hodor
Age: 30
Height: 7' 2"
Weight: 400
Number: 1
TPE: 1732
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Contracts:
DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus
Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus

Awards:
SMJHL S65: King-Kurczewksi Gauntlet (East Champions) (NL)
SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG)
SMJHL S67: All-Defensive Team (REG)
WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S68: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG)
SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence) nominee
SMJHL S68: 2nd All-Star Team (REG)
SMJHL S68: All-Defensive Team (REG)
WJC S68: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Linna-Landvik Trophy (Western Champions) (DET)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Laurifer Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) (DET)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
IIHF S70: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S72: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
IIHF S72: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S73: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX)
SHL S73: 3rd All-Star Team (TEX)
IIHF S74: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S75: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
SHL S75: Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated user) nominee
SHL S75: All-Star Team (TEX)
SHL S76: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
SHL S77: Cole Reinhart Trophy (Western Champions) (TEX)
SHL S77: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX)
SHL S77: All-Star Team (TEX)
SHL S78: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)

Player Movement:
SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers
SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk
SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades
SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons

SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL


Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack
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Name: Slap McShotty
Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft)
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220
Number: 84
Peak TPE: 2041
Retired: End of S65
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Contracts:
SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr
SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs
SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs
SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs
SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr

Awards:
SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws
IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland
SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack
SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: All-Star Team
SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee
SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy
SHL: 89th OA All-time TPE Pre S63 Regression Changes
IIHF: HOF

Player Movement:
SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws
WJC S46: Team USA
SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack
WJC S47: Transferred to DACH
IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland
SHL S48: Called up to SHL

Jobs:
S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48)
S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49)
S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current)
S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current)
S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current)
S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56)
S57: Hired as Historian (current)

Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+

S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
Never forget

Mr. Incredible: You mean, you killed off real Supers so that you could....... PRETEND TO BE ONE?

Hodor || D || Texas Renegades
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Name: Hodor
Age: 30
Height: 7' 2"
Weight: 400
Number: 1
TPE: 1732
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Contracts:
DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus
Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus

Awards:
SMJHL S65: King-Kurczewksi Gauntlet (East Champions) (NL)
SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG)
SMJHL S67: All-Defensive Team (REG)
WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S68: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG)
SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence) nominee
SMJHL S68: 2nd All-Star Team (REG)
SMJHL S68: All-Defensive Team (REG)
WJC S68: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Linna-Landvik Trophy (Western Champions) (DET)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Laurifer Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) (DET)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
IIHF S70: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S72: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
IIHF S72: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S73: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX)
SHL S73: 3rd All-Star Team (TEX)
IIHF S74: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S75: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
SHL S75: Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated user) nominee
SHL S75: All-Star Team (TEX)
SHL S76: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
SHL S77: Cole Reinhart Trophy (Western Champions) (TEX)
SHL S77: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX)
SHL S77: All-Star Team (TEX)
SHL S78: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)

Player Movement:
SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers
SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk
SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades
SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons

SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL


Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack
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Name: Slap McShotty
Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft)
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220
Number: 84
Peak TPE: 2041
Retired: End of S65
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Contracts:
SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr
SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs
SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs
SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs
SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr

Awards:
SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws
IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland
SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack
SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: All-Star Team
SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee
SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy
SHL: 89th OA All-time TPE Pre S63 Regression Changes
IIHF: HOF

Player Movement:
SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws
WJC S46: Team USA
SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack
WJC S47: Transferred to DACH
IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland
SHL S48: Called up to SHL

Jobs:
S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48)
S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49)
S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current)
S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current)
S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current)
S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56)
S57: Hired as Historian (current)

Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+

S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
Never forget

Time to chirp, it's Monday, y'all!

Get them done early and forget about it, haha

I just had to wipe 7 times… time for a bidet

Took a warmup shot in pickup ball hockey downstairs… time for a cup

Last week of the season. Time flies

like @KaleSalad always says, 2 outta 3 (chirps) ain't bad

crazy not to right!?

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Retired |  RD  | Nathan Thomas  | S55
Career J stats: |  MET  
197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS | 
Career stats: |  SFP/PHI  
660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM 

C  | Cale Salad  | S68 |

S68 |  4 Star Cup  

Last week of the season

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Retired |  RD  | Nathan Thomas  | S55
Career J stats: |  MET  
197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS | 
Career stats: |  SFP/PHI  
660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM 

C  | Cale Salad  | S68 |

S68 |  4 Star Cup