I put some work, hope i'll see some results soon!

Important games today! Aiming for .500

Let the airing of grievances begin!

Ok, gonna be proactive with the chirps this week.

Optimus Autonomous ║ Ottawa Highlanders ║ 244 TPE
6'0" ║ 190 lbs ║ Tesla Giga Texas Robotics Manufacturing ║ #11
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SMJHL Draft - 8th Overall by the Ottawa Highlanders
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S80 | OTT | 27 |  1 | 16 | 19 |  +3 |  40 |  16 ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 27 |  1 | 16 | 19 |  +3 |  40 |  16 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S80 | OTT | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║                WJC Statistics                   ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S80 | XXX | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
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Personal Accolades
S80 - SMJHL - ⭐ TBD ⭐
* * * * * * * * * *
Transactions
S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Ottawa Highlanders (S80-Present)
* * * * * * * * * *

Atticus Hale ║ New Orleans Specters ║ Team USA ║ 2140 Peak TPE
6'2" ║ 198 lbs ║ Moon Township, PA, USA ║ #82
* * * * * * * * * *
SMJHL Draft - 14th Overall by the Carolina Kraken
SHL Draft - 2nd Overall by the New Orleans Specters
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗

║          SHL Regular Season Statistics          ║

╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣

║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -16 | 137 |  24 ║

║ S65 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 19 | 35 |  -3 | 172 |  15 ║

║ S66 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 24 | 48 | +14 | 143 |  18 ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 66 | 20 | 43 | 63 | +16 | 161 |  46 ║

║ S68 |NOLA | 66 | 25 | 36 | 61 |  -7 | 200 |  24 ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 66 | 46 | 42 | 88 | +30 | 252 |  38 ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 50 | 80 |  +3 | 224 |  52 ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA | 66 | 38 | 54 | 92 | +16 | 212 |  56 ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 38 | 68 | -13 | 217 |  36 ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA | 66 | 33 | 38 | 71 |  -8 | 212 |  49 ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA | 66 | 27 | 46 | 73 |  -1 | 221 |  62 ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 44 | 68 |  -7 | 215 |  26 ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA | 66 | 31 | 30 | 61 |  23 | 218 |  24 ║ "C"

║ S77 |NOLA | 66 | 19 | 27 | 46 |  21 | 151 |  36 ║ "C"

║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

║ S79 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

║ S80 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 924| 379| 516| 895| +68 | 2735| 506 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║             SHL Playoff Statistics              ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
║ S64 |NOLA |  6 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  +2 |  13 |  2  ║

║ S65 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -6 |  17 |  0  ║

║ S66 |NOLA |  9 |  3 |  2 |  5 |  -1 |  15 |  2  ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 11 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  -2 |  26 |  8  ║

║ S68 |NOLA |  5 |  0 |  3 |  3 |  -2 |  8  |  2  ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 14 | 10 |  4 | 14 |  -2 |  47 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA |  7 |  8 |  1 |  9 |  -3 |  29 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA |  5 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  -4 |  14 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA |  4 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -5 |  16 |  2  ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA |  6 |  1 |  3 |  4 |  -6 |  22 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA |  7 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  +1 |  25 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 11 |  8 |  2 | 10 |  +3 |  41 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA |  4 |  0 |  1 |  2 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S77 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -4 |  10 |  2  ║ "C"

║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

║ S79 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

║ S80 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢

║    Career | 103| 40 | 42 | 82 | -31 | 300 |  34 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR | 66 |  7 | 12 | 19 |  +6 |  85 |  24 ║
║ S61 | CAR | 66 | 18 | 26 | 44 |  +3 | 141 |  12 ║
║ S62 | CAR | 66 | 19 | 38 | 57 |  -7 | 207 |  18 ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR | 66 | 31 | 38 | 69 | +27 | 206 |  4  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 264| 75 | 114| 189| +29 | 639 |  58 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣

║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  E  |  6  |  2  ║
║ S61 | CAR |  4 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  E  |  12 |  2  ║
║ S62 | CAR |  6 |  2 |  4 |  6 | +8  |  14 |  0  ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR |  6 |  0 |  2 |  2 | -2  |  18 |  0  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 22 |  5 |  8 | 13 | +6  |  50 |  4  ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║                 IIHF Statistics                 ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 | USA | 12 |  3 |  3 |  6 |  -8 |  14 |  0  ║
║ S65 | USA | 13 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  -2 |  26 |  4  ║
║ S66 | USA | 12 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -1 |  20 |  8  ║
║ S67 | USA | 12 |  4 |  1 |  5 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║

║ S68 | USA | 12 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  E  |  28 |  10 ║
║ S69 | USA | 12 |  4 |  9 | 13 |  +2 |  40 |  10 ║
║ S70 | USA | 12 |  3 | 14 | 17 |  +5 |  55 |  12 ║
║ S71 | USA | 13 |  6 | 10 | 16 |  -2 |  43 |  10 ║

║ S72 | USA | 12 |  5 |  8 | 13 |  -2 |  35 |   6 ║

║ S73 | USA | 12 |  6 |  6 | 12 |  -8 |  43 |   2 ║

║ S74 | USA | 12 |  3 |  7 | 10 |  7  |  23 |  2 ║

║ S75 | USA | 12 |  3 |  5 |  8 |  -8 |  53 |  6 ║

║ S76 | USA | 12 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |   0 |  0 ║

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 62 | 22 | 31 | 62 | +2  | 185 |  46 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║                 WJC Statistics                  ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣

║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | USA | 13 |  2 |  2 |  4 |  +1 |  18 |  0  ║
║ S61 | USA | 15 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  +8 |  29 |  4  ║ GOLD MEDAL
║ S62 | USA | 15 |  2 |  8 | 10 |  +3 |  32 |  4  ║ SILVER MEDAL
║ S63 | USA | 13 |  5 | 12 | 17 |  +8 |  44 |  4  ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 56 | 14 | 28 | 42 | +20 | 123 |  12 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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Personal Accolades

S73 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S71 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S69 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S64 - SHL - Ryan Jesster Award (Best Rookie) NOMINEE

S64 - SHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

S63 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S62 - WJC - Team USA SILVER MEDAL Winner

S62 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S61 - WJC - Team USA GOLD MEDAL Winner
S60 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

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Career Milestones

S76 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in points (808)

S73 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in goals (262)

S71 - SHL - Reached 500 career points against the Calgary Dragons (Game 60)

S66 - SHL - First career playoff hat trick against Winnipeg Aurora (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career playoff goal against the Texas Renegades (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career hat trick against Toronto North Stars (Game 37)
S64 - SHL - First career goal against the Manhattan Rage (Game 15)
S63 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Captain
S62 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain
S60 - WJC - First career goal against Team DACH (Game 3)
S60 - SMJHL - First career playoff goal against the Quebec City Citadelles (R2G1)
S60 - SMJHL - First career goal against the Maine Timber (Game 7)

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Transactions

S61 - SHL - Signed contract with the New Orleans Specters (S61-Present)

S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Carolina Kraken (S60-S63)

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Oh yeah threaten me SHL daddy, punish me. 
also I'm getting sick.

There is never enough time in the day for everything you want to do

Optimus Autonomous ║ Ottawa Highlanders ║ 244 TPE
6'0" ║ 190 lbs ║ Tesla Giga Texas Robotics Manufacturing ║ #11
* * * * * * * * * *
SMJHL Draft - 8th Overall by the Ottawa Highlanders
* * * * * * * * * *
╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S80 | OTT | 27 |  1 | 16 | 19 |  +3 |  40 |  16 ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 27 |  1 | 16 | 19 |  +3 |  40 |  16 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S80 | OTT | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║                WJC Statistics                   ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S80 | XXX | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
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Personal Accolades
S80 - SMJHL - ⭐ TBD ⭐
* * * * * * * * * *
Transactions
S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Ottawa Highlanders (S80-Present)
* * * * * * * * * *

Atticus Hale ║ New Orleans Specters ║ Team USA ║ 2140 Peak TPE
6'2" ║ 198 lbs ║ Moon Township, PA, USA ║ #82
* * * * * * * * * *
SMJHL Draft - 14th Overall by the Carolina Kraken
SHL Draft - 2nd Overall by the New Orleans Specters
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗

║          SHL Regular Season Statistics          ║

╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣

║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -16 | 137 |  24 ║

║ S65 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 19 | 35 |  -3 | 172 |  15 ║

║ S66 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 24 | 48 | +14 | 143 |  18 ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 66 | 20 | 43 | 63 | +16 | 161 |  46 ║

║ S68 |NOLA | 66 | 25 | 36 | 61 |  -7 | 200 |  24 ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 66 | 46 | 42 | 88 | +30 | 252 |  38 ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 50 | 80 |  +3 | 224 |  52 ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA | 66 | 38 | 54 | 92 | +16 | 212 |  56 ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 38 | 68 | -13 | 217 |  36 ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA | 66 | 33 | 38 | 71 |  -8 | 212 |  49 ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA | 66 | 27 | 46 | 73 |  -1 | 221 |  62 ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 44 | 68 |  -7 | 215 |  26 ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA | 66 | 31 | 30 | 61 |  23 | 218 |  24 ║ "C"

║ S77 |NOLA | 66 | 19 | 27 | 46 |  21 | 151 |  36 ║ "C"

║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

║ S79 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

║ S80 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 924| 379| 516| 895| +68 | 2735| 506 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║             SHL Playoff Statistics              ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
║ S64 |NOLA |  6 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  +2 |  13 |  2  ║

║ S65 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -6 |  17 |  0  ║

║ S66 |NOLA |  9 |  3 |  2 |  5 |  -1 |  15 |  2  ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 11 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  -2 |  26 |  8  ║

║ S68 |NOLA |  5 |  0 |  3 |  3 |  -2 |  8  |  2  ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 14 | 10 |  4 | 14 |  -2 |  47 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA |  7 |  8 |  1 |  9 |  -3 |  29 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA |  5 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  -4 |  14 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA |  4 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -5 |  16 |  2  ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA |  6 |  1 |  3 |  4 |  -6 |  22 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA |  7 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  +1 |  25 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 11 |  8 |  2 | 10 |  +3 |  41 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA |  4 |  0 |  1 |  2 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S77 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -4 |  10 |  2  ║ "C"

║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

║ S79 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

║ S80 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢

║    Career | 103| 40 | 42 | 82 | -31 | 300 |  34 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR | 66 |  7 | 12 | 19 |  +6 |  85 |  24 ║
║ S61 | CAR | 66 | 18 | 26 | 44 |  +3 | 141 |  12 ║
║ S62 | CAR | 66 | 19 | 38 | 57 |  -7 | 207 |  18 ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR | 66 | 31 | 38 | 69 | +27 | 206 |  4  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 264| 75 | 114| 189| +29 | 639 |  58 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  E  |  6  |  2  ║
║ S61 | CAR |  4 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  E  |  12 |  2  ║
║ S62 | CAR |  6 |  2 |  4 |  6 | +8  |  14 |  0  ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR |  6 |  0 |  2 |  2 | -2  |  18 |  0  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 22 |  5 |  8 | 13 | +6  |  50 |  4  ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║                 IIHF Statistics                 ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 | USA | 12 |  3 |  3 |  6 |  -8 |  14 |  0  ║
║ S65 | USA | 13 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  -2 |  26 |  4  ║
║ S66 | USA | 12 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -1 |  20 |  8  ║
║ S67 | USA | 12 |  4 |  1 |  5 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║

║ S68 | USA | 12 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  E  |  28 |  10 ║
║ S69 | USA | 12 |  4 |  9 | 13 |  +2 |  40 |  10 ║
║ S70 | USA | 12 |  3 | 14 | 17 |  +5 |  55 |  12 ║
║ S71 | USA | 13 |  6 | 10 | 16 |  -2 |  43 |  10 ║

║ S72 | USA | 12 |  5 |  8 | 13 |  -2 |  35 |   6 ║

║ S73 | USA | 12 |  6 |  6 | 12 |  -8 |  43 |   2 ║

║ S74 | USA | 12 |  3 |  7 | 10 |  7  |  23 |  2 ║

║ S75 | USA | 12 |  3 |  5 |  8 |  -8 |  53 |  6 ║

║ S76 | USA | 12 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |   0 |  0 ║

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 62 | 22 | 31 | 62 | +2  | 185 |  46 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║                 WJC Statistics                  ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | USA | 13 |  2 |  2 |  4 |  +1 |  18 |  0  ║
║ S61 | USA | 15 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  +8 |  29 |  4  ║ GOLD MEDAL
║ S62 | USA | 15 |  2 |  8 | 10 |  +3 |  32 |  4  ║ SILVER MEDAL
║ S63 | USA | 13 |  5 | 12 | 17 |  +8 |  44 |  4  ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 56 | 14 | 28 | 42 | +20 | 123 |  12 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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Personal Accolades

S73 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S71 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S69 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S64 - SHL - Ryan Jesster Award (Best Rookie) NOMINEE

S64 - SHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

S63 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S62 - WJC - Team USA SILVER MEDAL Winner

S62 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S61 - WJC - Team USA GOLD MEDAL Winner
S60 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

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Career Milestones

S76 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in points (808)

S73 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in goals (262)

S71 - SHL - Reached 500 career points against the Calgary Dragons (Game 60)

S66 - SHL - First career playoff hat trick against Winnipeg Aurora (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career playoff goal against the Texas Renegades (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career hat trick against Toronto North Stars (Game 37)
S64 - SHL - First career goal against the Manhattan Rage (Game 15)
S63 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Captain
S62 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain
S60 - WJC - First career goal against Team DACH (Game 3)
S60 - SMJHL - First career playoff goal against the Quebec City Citadelles (R2G1)
S60 - SMJHL - First career goal against the Maine Timber (Game 7)

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Transactions

S61 - SHL - Signed contract with the New Orleans Specters (S61-Present)

S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Carolina Kraken (S60-S63)

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Looking forward to today's sim

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/4...7d99964383

Bubbles, bubbles everywhere and a goal for the Fishman anywhere#NevadaZoo

Chirp number 2 was just for me I guess? Site decided it wasn't going to exist anymore. 
Happy Holidays, maybe it was because I said the other thing? idk, SHL get it together.

two days before christmas and i am worried that i am going to get sick because i got home and literally EVERYONE was sick

Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 611 TPE
Birthplace: Rostock, Germany
Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs
SMJHL Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253
S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224
S80 || ANC || GP: 13 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 +/-: -6 H: 15 PIMS: 4 SB: 58
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 0 SB: 18
S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50
Player Milestones/Transactions
Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft
Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78



Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76
S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57
Total SHL Stats
GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29
S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69



Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft



Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats 
all you need to know is that I was shit
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
wrote haters guides where I shat on every team

ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @Ragnar for the sigs

at least i have a dental appointment tomorrow?

Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 611 TPE
Birthplace: Rostock, Germany
Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs
SMJHL Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253
S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224
S80 || ANC || GP: 13 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 +/-: -6 H: 15 PIMS: 4 SB: 58
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 0 SB: 18
S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50
Player Milestones/Transactions
Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft
Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78



Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76
S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57
Total SHL Stats
GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29
S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69



Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft



Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats 
all you need to know is that I was shit
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
wrote haters guides where I shat on every team

ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @Ragnar for the sigs

It's almost xmas, folks! Get your presents wrapped!

And remember, Santa's always watching!

The blues need a big win vs the red wings this evening. LGB

I've got it! I'll make the next meme Christmas themed. Enjoy this classic, hopefully it'll be enough to confuse the simulation so I can escape.

DIE HARD

FADE IN

1 405 FREEWAY - LOS ANGELES - EARLY EVENING 1

Christmas tinsel on the light poles. We ARE LOOKING east past Inglewood INTO the orange grid of L.A. at night when suddenly we TILT UP TO CATCH the huge belly of a landing 747 -- the noise is deafening.

Hodor || D || Texas Renegades
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Name: Hodor
Age: 30
Height: 7' 2"
Weight: 400
Number: 1
TPE: 1732
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Contracts:
DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus
Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus

Awards:
SMJHL S65: King-Kurczewksi Gauntlet (East Champions) (NL)
SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG)
SMJHL S67: All-Defensive Team (REG)
WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S68: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG)
SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence) nominee
SMJHL S68: 2nd All-Star Team (REG)
SMJHL S68: All-Defensive Team (REG)
WJC S68: Gold Medal (DACH)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Linna-Landvik Trophy (Western Champions) (DET)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Laurifer Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) (DET)
SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
IIHF S70: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S72: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
IIHF S72: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S73: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX)
SHL S73: 3rd All-Star Team (TEX)
IIHF S74: Gold Medal (Germany)
SHL S75: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
SHL S75: Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated user) nominee
SHL S75: All-Star Team (TEX)
SHL S76: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)
SHL S77: Cole Reinhart Trophy (Western Champions) (TEX)
SHL S77: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX)
SHL S77: All-Star Team (TEX)
SHL S78: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX)

Player Movement:
SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers
SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk
SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades
SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons

SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL


Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack
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Name: Slap McShotty
Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft)
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220
Number: 84
Peak TPE: 2041
Retired: End of S65
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Contracts:
SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr
SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs
SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs
SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs
SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD)
SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD)
SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr

Awards:
SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws
IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland
SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack
SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack
SHL S53: All-Star Team
SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee
SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack
SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy
SHL: 89th OA All-time TPE Pre S63 Regression Changes
IIHF: HOF

Player Movement:
SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws
WJC S46: Team USA
SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack
WJC S47: Transferred to DACH
IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland
SHL S48: Called up to SHL

Jobs:
S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48)
S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49)
S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current)
S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current)
S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current)
S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56)
S57: Hired as Historian (current)

Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+

S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
Never forget