Some follow up questions if you please, Mr. Manious.

Would you say Alex Mack is becoming your new Ms. Elizabeth? Does Mr. Mack need to worry about you throwing him over your shoulder and loping back to the locker room during a tense game?

Does your obvious jealousy of Slappy McDoodle stem from his having won a Four Star cup before you despite starting a season later, his good looks and skill with the ladies or is it simply a case of the shiny lights reflecting off of his championship ring straining your limited mental capacity much like a cat following a laser pointer?

Is it true that for a long time you thought Einstein's theory of relativity was an attempt to explain how the Brady Bunch kids were all related?