Player Name & Position:
Bananas Foster - Heavyweight

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How active do you plan on being? (1-10)
I hope to bring it up to 10. Probably a 7 right now.

A rebuilding team needs the right people to have an active locker room. Do you see yourself partaking in LR conversation often?
Absolutely. I don't see much other point in dwelling on these forums anymore. It's a shame that quality of media has gone so far down, but yknow, it happens. Maybe it's all cyclical.

What are you looking for/expecting in an SHL GM/Co-GM?
At least one of the GM/co-GM tandem should be both active and transparent in discussions. I understand there's a lot that has to go on behind closed doors, but in the context of a rebuild, it's important to keep up team morale simply because there aren't as many voices in the LR. Tactically, there should be great communication between the leaders and confidence that they're putting out the best team they possibly can every day.

What are your goals for your player?
I want to be the greatest enforcer ever. That's pretty easy to do, since I'm already the highest-earning true enforcer. But I want to be able to help a team, maybe win a few cups, see if I can't carve out a niche.

How would you feel about playing for the Stampede?
They were right at the bottom until <a href='index.php?showuser=1245' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>ThatDamnWalrus</a> showed up.

What will keep you motivated?
Nothing extraneous. I'm motivated to succeed myself. Buzz Killington was a great player, and he was probably destined for more greatness had I not fucked up and decided to retire him a tarnished soul. But you can't dwell on that; Foster will carry his legacy through me and achieve just as much.

Any questions or thoughts?
I kind of want to spend another season down. I want to see what strength and checking will do on the small scale after putting a lot of effort into it. Of course it's worth a discussion, but that was my plan all along!