You guys have both, at separate times, shared a locker room with a league commissioner. How do you think that affects your perspective of the league, if at all?

Has league activity declined in your eyes?

In ONE season I was able to take the Turd Ferguson for myself. How many MORE Turd Fergusons do you expect me to get?

Have either of you ever tried learning an academic subject by yourself? Maybe even a language? If so, how'd you do it? If not, and if you could ever go back to school for one cool class, what would it be?