How many more seasons until we win the cup, Slappy?

Bonk is number 11 (I think) in the top 100. Would Slappy be higher if he also played defense?

I'm gonna need your addresses if you guys still want to come down next year.

Drink one for belgarat. He was a cool guy that just didn't want to deal with the bullshit anymore.

Do you think I screwed up the league when I became commish