Player Name:Tigole Bitties, at your service.
Position/Player Type: Center, two way centerman, or as my GMs in St. Louis deploy me, useless wing.
Minor League Team:St. Louis Scarecrows

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall? I am rather familiar with the Turd Ferguson Annual Runner-Up Bojo Biscuit.

Cool with staying in the minors for multiple seasons? I'd sort of prefer it, actually.

Are you more interested in chatting on Discord or in the LR? Both.

How important is SHL money from contracts to you? Kind of important to be honest.

Do you know where West Kendall is located? No cheating! Yes.

Do you have any special talents you'd like to share? No.

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion. I've got nothing.

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? PrettyBurn, Whikidoodle and Nike.

Are you ready to answer questions about Nickleback in all the podcasts and pressers you will do for the rest of your career? Because people ask us those questions, thanks to their biggest fan Pris. No.

Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)
Did you know that diarrhea is a genetic condition? It runs in your jeans.

Favourite NHL team: Boston
Hobbies: Beer league goalie
Xbox username: NorseBruin91