Player Name: It's in my sig
Position/Player Type: It's in my sig
Minor League Team: It's in my sig

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall? I've never heard of anyone, but a lot of prospects have mentioned Pris. I assume that's a safe answer.

Cool with staying in the minors for multiple seasons? Hell no, fool.

Are you more interested in chatting on Discord or in the LR? Chatting? What is this, The View? Is there a question about winning?

How important is SHL money from contracts to you? Do we join a sim league for any other reason?

Do you know where West Kendall is located? No cheating! Obviously it's west of Central Kendall.

Do you have any special talents you'd like to share? I think my ability to share is above and beyond everyone elses.

We make a lot of gifs of our team in West Kendall. Please share a good gif we could convert in such a fashion.

You're stuck on a desert island and you need to bring three users from the forum with you. Who do you pick? Merica, c, and Pris. Then I'd leave and watch how <a href='index.php?showuser=2238' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>Pris</a> would deal with the two of them from a distance.

Are you ready to answer questions about Nickleback in all the podcasts and pressers you will do for the rest of your career? Because people ask us those questions, thanks to their biggest fan Pris. Biggest fan? Clearly you guys have yet to meet this guy.


Give me your best joke/pun. (Very important)
What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Favourite NHL team: Ottawa Senators
Hobbies: Going on SHL, that's about it.
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: R1c3bowl22