In honor of your birthday, I'm gonna hit some of the high points of Slappy's repertoire and ask certain questions:

Does Porzingis ever reach the point Patty Ewing did with the Knicks?

Jesus, what the fuck was that with the Boys? Can Elliot recover?

So I was talking with some of my co-workers and we came up with the ultimate upgrade to a classic. Instead of frito pie, it's Hot Cheetos Pie: hot cheetos as the base chip, homemade chili and hatch chile cheese for the chili cheese topping. If you could upgrade one seemingly childish meal into something boss, what would it be and how?

I might be going to a brewery in Austin this weekend, saw a coffee milk stout that screams delicious have you ever toured a brewery/winery?

And going to see the fiancee this weekend, I'll have to revisit the pod for some advice

Also, I guess talk all these FAs and possible destinations...