How has your player kicked off their offseason? Are they traveling? Meeting up with friends and partying? Following the games? Write at least 150 words about the beginning of your player’s offseason. Must include at least one other player.



I have been drinking a fuckton since the Kelwona Knights got eliminated in the 1st round again. But it is ok, I have been doing some team bondage exercises with Both Richard Physt and Brock Becker. While Kelowna doesnt have too many bars, we kind of just made our own in Nour’s closet. Poor Samee also ended up coming because he retired because his player was doing really poor and he was getting wekt off of the regression. For Samee, I hear he is planning to make a new winger and hopefully he will get drafted by Kelowna. He was drunkingly rambling about him going into the hall of fame, but it is too early to tell. Not to mention he will prob go to Kelowna and Seattle, and I dont know how impactful winning is to make it to the Hall Of Fame in the SHL. Overall we are having a great time just chilling in the long off season with Happy juice.

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Who is your choice for the unsung hero of the S39 playoffs up to this point? Must be at least 150 words and include at least two statistics in support.

Brock fucking Becker. Poor guy had the hardest season out of anyone on Kelowna. We legit got murdered in our first two games but the final two games he kept it close. To end the regular season he had 17 points and a depressing -10 +/- rating. He was not having a great time. He got moved off Dorty’s line mid season and his scoring took a massive hit because of that. His time in playoffs was a complete 180. He had 4 points in 4 games with a goal and 3 assists to boot. While he still had a -1 +/- rating, overall it was a huge improvement and literally nobody is giving him credit. He did finish 2nd in scoring on the team and only took a minor penalty. Brock did good during the playoffs and if he shows some of that come regular season he will be very well off come season 40.
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TASK SIX: Finals series always show surprises. Who will have to stand out the most from each team in order to win it? Make a prediction for potential series MVPs. Must be at least 150 words and mention at least one player from each team.

Otis B. Driftwood seems like the kind of guy I want in my team’s corner. While points wise he isn’t doing anything crazy, but he does have a crazy high +/- rating even though he is a rookie! He had 6 +/- and that is sick for a rookie and his 3 points are ok. He stands out because he a rookie. He should be crying in a corner. But he is one game away from winning a cup, something that most players do not get to see. Driftwood will need to keep up his great defense in order to bring a cup home! Gabriel Wong is leading the playoffs in points with 19. The next closest are his teammates. Nothing wong with this because he is going ham in these playoffs. For sure will win MVP and will really need to continue his current form to take home a four star cup.
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TASK THREE: Create a championship graphic featuring the matchup of the Finals. Must include both team names, both team logos, a representation of S39, and one additional recognition of each team (team colors, a render, etc.)
Link. Dont Judge first time trying


Gabrial Wong will score the game winner