An official SHL press report

Before Game almost all players from teams were involved in undisclosed activity that could have prevented challenge cup from ever happening but didn't. Acts were disclosed in Secret File case. Following players were involved: Dayymo Ralchankinov, Dani Forsberg, Alex Light, Trevor Wilson, John Langabeer, Paddy O'Sullivan, Mirio Togata, Jason Visser, Connor Blackwell, Pietra Volkova, Corey Bearss, Kyle Kylrad. League official response is to mind your own  business and focus on the game instead. But no we have to make official reponses, that is seriously probably the worst topic you could think about for championship week task, especially for player not participating and just wanting to go through this as quickly as possible not think how stupid official reports look like. Such rigorous demands make it really unpleasant experience and make me want to quit the league, I understand you need to think about something but giving such small circumstances is really bad... And the official press release ends on this high note, hopefully all people involved will focus on the upcoming game instead...



- Which player on either team is most deserving of winning a championship?
Neither, they should all lose, and I hate all the question about opposing team it is really boring, can't you think about some more interesting alternatives topics like perspectives for off-season or what was the most interesting thing happening in the meantime? Even normal predictions of the series would be better. So I hope both teams lose.
- Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?
I guess West Kendal Platon is the favorite since they didn't miss the playoffs last season, but Winnipeg Jets could be too, because they are the household name and got new GM and have a lot of fantastic players, do I have to go this long, but yeah I think both are equally favourites and underdogs but who cares.
- Which organization needs this championship more in terms of legacy?
Both it is the ultimate goal isn't it to have caps, cups, trophies whatever. Teams are solely judged on that and nothing else matters in the universe, like locker room, which you can easily destroy bringing an outside player that starts with trading away past core and reaching for backup goalie in a futile effort to make I don't even know what, but giving up high draft pick that would give an active in return.



I have no idea how to implament anything, on the other hand I can talk about implementing.

So we will use 7 step plan:
1. Meeting - we need to know how the problem really happened and who caused the gout
2. Requirements - now it is time to think what we need and it seems to entartain some crowd during boring event
3. Analysis - to do that we need some bread & blood hunger games from ancient rome like gladiator fights
4. Design - we need to redoo area into coloseum
5. Coding - I think this chart might not fit exactly to our needs
6. Testing - this actually is good idea, our gladiators need to practice fights in order to be in top form
7. Acceptance - they are all going to die, but the crowd will be entairtained and isn't that what we wanted in the first place?
Our budget of 11 dollars surely would cover that if you include the value of 11 dolars would have if they were from ancient roman times.


The most charachteristic thing from both franchises are wings - whether Eagle ones of platton or jet one of the Winnipeg. So we'd need animal transformer combo of the eaglejetton that would have furry or feathery, whatever, wings and could transform between forms and shot from his guns. As proper air force fighter, he would need the proper number and I guess S43 fits as any. Colours should make him invisible to strike, but since they have to include theme themes it would be reddish, blueish or something along those lines. The special feature fans could associate would be hockey stick he had strapped under each one of his wings with special respectively West Kendall Platoon and Winnipeg Jets motives engraved on it. Such cap mascot would be the immediate success and could even kickstart movie series about him, hopefully of a better quality than recent Transformers movie franchise, it's not high demand to be fair. Eaglejetton transforms and bring doom to the SHL, I mean freedom...




Ludwig Koch Schroder vegetable salad would be the usual salad with normal ingredients like, combining tastes all around the world All American: spinach, leaf lettuce, cheddar cheese, grape , croutons, Asian: chicken, green onions, snow peas, French: hardboiled egg, green beans, red onion, Greek: romaine lettuce, feta cheese, Kalamata olives, cucumber. You just mix it up in a medium bowl, mix it up and eat happily telling everyone how nice is to be vegatarian and save the world doing it.

Jon Ross beef steaks and additions are something that should be sold in every SHL arena. To prepare it you need to first mix kalamansi juice, soy sauce, and garlic. Cut the beef into small strips and season it with pepper, salt, sauces and other tasty stuff and then grill it together for a perfect amount of time that is top secret recipe that I cannot share and hope to conquer the world doing so, when everyone just gets addicted to this unbelievable dish. SHL arenas would only be the start.

Bonus: Ludwig Koch Schroder and Jon Ross