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dankoa · 10-14-2018, 06:17 PM

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[u]Task 1[/u]: In an effort to excite the millennials and urban street youth, the SHL wants a hip/hop promotion for this years challenge cup! Using the youtube beat above, create a 150 word or more Rap/R&B jam about the championship series!  The song must have at least 1 verse and 1 chorus and include players from either or both teams.

Trap
Trap Michael Izzy
Challenge Cup about to get fizzy
Beaujeux do you love me
Are you riding
Say you'll never ever leave from the goal line
Cos I want you and I need you (to save the puck)
So you're not down a goal always

Look the new Jets is really just the old Jets
Stevan Evans playing even Stevens with his goal gets
Doing all the things that he always used to do, bet
When Stevans score a goal Visser cellies like he earned it
When Forsberg popped off on his ex team (Buffalo Stampede) they deserved it

Trap Michael Izzy
Making sure this PT keeps you busy

Karsten (Kadinger), do you love me
Are you riding
Say you'll never ever leave from beside your defensive partner
Cos I want you and I need you (to make big defensive plays)
Your team is down because of you always

150 words

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[u]Task 2[/u]: Oh no! scandal has hit championship week here on day 2! as a beat reporter from TMZ obtained the police reports of a highly embarrasing arrest made from one of the players in the challenge cup series!.. In 150 words or more, create an official SHL press report to release to the media with a picture related to the incident, the details of this incident, what player or players were involved and the official reponse of the league.

It transpires that Winnipeg Jets forward Zach Evans was arrested today in downtown West Kendall after being caught publicly masturbating in a lewd act that many believe indicates a sever downturn in his wellbeing. Evans, a former league MVP, seemed not quite his usual self; some believe this can be attributed to his prescription use of ambien, but isn't known for definite. When reached for comment, SHL commissioner Jasper Clayton was pragmatic, saying that punishment of such a visible and well known role model for young fans of the sport would come after the conclusion of any legal proceedings, but would be severe and conclusive. It's hoped that Evans will be able to post bail in time to leave and play in Game 1 tomorrow night, although nothing is known as a fact just yet. What is known is this is a sudden and severe change from the happy go lucky Evans we have known for many years, and it may be impossible for his public image to recover.

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[u]Task 5[/u]: Newspapers and bloggers are covering the event all across the globe and they are looking for information to post to their readers!  Pick 3 of the topics below to write about!  Each topic is worth [u]1[/u] TPE. Each answer must be [u]50[/u] words or more.

- Which player on either team is most deserving of winning a championship?

- What young player has a chance to make a name for themself in this series?

- Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?

Which player on either team is most deserving of winning a championship?

I think Ludwig Koch Schroder is deserving of winning another championship in the SHL. After winning his 1st in the last few seasons, LKS has shown the kind of grit and determination required of one of the hardest working defensemen in the league, and is fully deserving of collecting a ring for his endeavours. A tough competitor, it'll be great to see if he can get the job done this time around and leave successful.

What young player has a chance to make a name for themself in this series?

The obvious answer would have to be Troy McClure III of the Winnipeg Jets. A player still young in the tooth after being drafted in S42, McClure can use this series to establish himself as a legitimate young defenseman in the SHL, and someone who can go on to have a great deal of success in the future. Playing a big role on his team, it will be interesting to see what this young player is able to do.

Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?

I might be alone in this viewpoint but I see the Jets as the underdog of the series. Obviously still a great team, but the aging of star players like Volkova and Evans means they might be a step behind the dominant force they have been in seasons past. Obviously Jason Visser is still a freak of nature, but taking into consideration Winnipeg's playoff Miss and the fact WKP won a cup only two seasons ago and I have them down as the team to beat.

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[u]Task 8[/u]: Tons of fans are about to arrive into town hungry and the SHL needs your help with the creation of 2 new original food items which the league can patent and serve at the stadiums!  The graphic specifications are below...

- Food item should be named after 1 player from each team in this series.

- Must include a picture of the food item.

- It should be an original recipe.$€

- Recipe must include at least 5 ingrediants each.

The SHL has introduced two enormous new meals to keep the hungrier fans happy.

The Zach Evans "Even Stevans" Special

72 oz steak, triple cooked fries, white truffle mac 'n' cheese, beer battered onion rings, served with a bottle of NoDa Brewing Co. CAVU, a local Carolina beer in honour of Evans' heritage.

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The Paddy O'Sullivan Irish Breakfast

8 sausages, 8 bacon rashers, steak, eggs, toast, fries, tomatoes and Texas toast. A real big eat.[/align

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[u]Task 9[/u]: We are just an hour away from the start of the challenge cup finals and you have been informed that Katy Perry has the gout and can not perform during the 1st intermission... YIKES!!!!!! ... to make matters worse Eggy and HO are not around to approve more money for a differant act!  You have been chosen to take on the unenviable task of putting together something which the whole world is about to watch ...with nothing but the 11 dollars in your pocket.

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I would book the West Kendall Platoon playing staff to perform a Magic Mike type stripping routine in front of the crowd, upon which a look of confusion and fear has spread across. Given the contentious history of one of the Platoon's founders, it'd be a requirement that only fans over a certain age would be able to watch the performance, but that means for those who can watch, no bets are off the table. The team is going to go ahead and put on one hell of a performance, leaving nothing to the imagination. It turns out that Dani Forsberg has had quite a successful career in the male stripping world and has come to be a bit of name in the business, but would kindly agree to drop his usual fee and do a cheap performance in order to make sure the fans don't go home feeling disappointed, or leave them unexcited for the start of the game. All in all this would be the best solution to the problem and the one that ensures the most value for money available.

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