Task 1:
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup

We da best!

Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup

Skrrt skrrt

Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup

Ay West Kendall up in this shit,
Ye Winnipeg finna get hit,
Step too close you finna get bit,
Ay someone call Kendal man shit.

Jets bit off more than they can chew,
T Willy skatin' down the wing,
Jets can't figure out what to do.
West Kendall finna get that ring.

Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup

We da best!

Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup

Skrrt skrrt

Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup

Reilly, Light, Langabeer, Glass, Ross,
Navy blue mans ain't seen a loss.
Reilly, Light, Langabeer, Glass, Ross,
Got Jets in they muh fuckin jaws.

The Jets look like they got the blues,
Throw on they jerseys look for juice,
What's on they face is it a bruise?
Nah that's the face of a team that knows they gon' lose.

Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup

We da best!

Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup

Skrrt skrrt

Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup
Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup, Challenge Cup

Task 2: Prior to the first game of the series, Leafer Rielly was arrested for throwing hot dogs at children outside of the Winnipeg Jets arena. We managed to sneak a question in with Leafer to ask him why he would do such a thing. He replied with "I just wanted them to get their fucking nutrition for the day. The TOONZA are hungry for the Cup, and these Jets fans looked like it too. So I figured I'd feed them before we feast at the game." Unfortunately, the police escorted him away before we could ask him if he regretted it. He managed to hit a total of thirty five people, sending two people to the hospital due to injury. "This is the single most catastrophic hot dog assault in all of Canadian history. This act will not go unpunished," declared Winnipeg's chief of police. The West Kendall Platoon will have to re-shuffle lines if Rielly is in prison for the incident.



Task 3: (not tagging the mans cuz he's had a bunch of people tag him in this already and I'm saving him from another notif, but zoone16)
1. Coming into this season, did you think the Platoon were capable of winning another Cup so soon after the last?

2. How do you think you performed, as a player, throughout the season?

3. Do you see many more Cups in Alex Light's future?
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1. I believed that we were able to win another cup yes. We struggled a lot with lines and strategy issues during the regular season but once the playoffs came around we felt like we were in for a magical run.

2. This season was more of a confirmation that my S42 performance was not a fluke as some of my critics would like to believe. I believe I performed as I expected to.

3. That's hard for me to say. Never say never though and rest assured that when the Platoon makes the playoffs we're in it to win it.


Task 5:
- Which player on either team is most deserving of winning a championship?
I would say Trevor Wilson is the most deserving. He probably could have had such a great career, had he not played for a sucky Seattle Riot for most of it. It's nice to see him flourish in West Kendall, and I know I was real pleased to see him win a Cup with them last time around. It'll be nice to see that happen again.

- Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?
It's hard to imagine a series where the Winnipeg Jets are considered an underdog. Seeing as I played against them many times, and have found many game 7 defeats or other series losses to them, I'd consider them the favourites. The Platoon haven't had the greatest history against them. Last time they played them, I think I was co-GM and we lost in the 7th game of the finals.

- Which organization needs this championship more in terms of legacy?
Both teams are season 1 organizations, so their respective histories are both pretty solid. I think this is a question that can go either way. On the one hand, Winnipeg, I don't think has won many times in recent seasons even though they've probably put together one of the most insane teams in history. So let's go with that.

Task 9: This is easy peasy. They need someone to perform? I'll do an entire half time show on my own. All I need is someone to click play, and make sure that thing is on repeat. I'll stand right in the middle of centre ice and dance the macarena for however long Katy Perry was supposed to sing for. Five minutes, ten minutes, twenty? Whatever, man. I'll get my cardio in, and everyone will get the high value entertainment that they paid admission for. Think it's absurd? Come on down and get a ticket to see me do the macarena. It won't be crazy once you see it. I mean, it'll be crazy how great it is, but the plan itself won't sound so foolish, is what I meant to say. I love the macarena and after you buy a ticket, you will too. That's the Seattle Riot guarantee. Come witness it in person.



Bonus Question: Ludwig Koch Schroder and Jon Ross