VERSE
Ay, yuh
We in the place
Jason Visser in your motherfuckin' face
Beaujeaux B got the net on lock, taking up that space
Jon Ross, fuck yo bitch, then he go to win that cup
Volks a motherfuckin' legend, raise your fucking glasses up
Zach Evans on the line, says he knows he's got your number
Gonna throw that fuckin' body, gonna put you fuckin' under
In a coma, Dani Forsberg layin' at your bed
Cause he cares 'bout yo fuckin' health, he was worried you were dead
Honestly,the people on these team feel like they fuckin' care
Even still, out on the ice you bet they won't be playin fair
We got West Kendall, Winnipeg, in a showdown to the death
On a mission just to prove who's the motherfuckin' best

CHORUS
Another day, another dollar, another fuckin' reason to get out of your bed
Put some fuckin' hockey in your motherfuckin' head
Put some fuckin' hockey in your motherfuckin' head
Yeah, you know these boys are out here making sure that you can sleep when you're dead
Put some PRIMETIME hockey in your motherfuckin' head
Put some PRIMETIME hockey in your motherfuckin' head

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Beaujeaux Biscuit (@.bojo) was arrested this weekend for public indecency following a drunken incident at a Bojangles' Famous Chicken 'N Biscuits. Onlookers say that Biscuit was seen stripping naked and french kissing one of Bojangles' famous buttery biscuits, while chanting about his recent Challenge Cup win. When police got to the seen, they claimed Biscuit had started flirting with passersby, quoted as saying "Hey, come on, I"m the Challenge Cup winner? How about you and me get some chicken and then head back to my place?" Police ordered Biscuit to redress himself, to which the West Kendall goaltender shouted "FUCK YOU PIGS" and took off in a sprint towards town centre. When police caught up with him, he'd fallen headfirst into a fountain and was splashing about like a fish out of water. Officers say they eventually got him back into his street clothes and into the squad car.

The SHL issued a statement later that day: "While we condemn the actions of Beaujeaux Biscuit and what he did, it was technically the offseason and it was technically fucking hilarious. We will not be issuing a suspension over the incident."

Biscuit was released this past Monday to uproarious applause and laughter from his teammates.

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Folks, I'm here with Jon Ross (@JR95) after their game four win, Jon, let me ask...

What were your personal goals going into this finals series? Did you meet them?
Winning a cup is always your goal when you make it to the finals but when you play such a talented team like WPG you have to temper expectations a little. I think going in we really just wanted to prove that our regular season standings didnt mean anything, especially with some severe strategy mistakes that were only noticed 40 games in.

West Kendall was hot all playoffs long. What do you think was the reason?
Our star players have been playing like star players, simple as that. Between almost our entire top 6 being ppg in playoffs and Bojo standing on his head, we had all cylinders firing and it showed in the results.

What was the most difficult challenge in facing off against Winnipeg?
Honestly the most difficult challenge is mentally. They are such a deep team, deeper than us in fact that you're never sure that your lines and strats are gonna be enough to beat the raw talent.

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What young player has a chance to make a name for themself in this series?
My immediate standout is Karsten Kadinger, who's a younger defenceman trying to prove to himself and the folks across the world that he's got what it takes to hang with the big boys. Realistically, Kadinger just needs to play his game and play it well, so that he doesn't do something that might jeopardize West Kendall's chances at winning this cup. But that in mind, if Kadinger feels comfortable in his role, what better a stage to play flashy and make a name for yourself than the Challenge Cup? We're looking for goals, assists, and playing the body from this guy to prove that he's the all-around offensive-defensive dynamo that West Kendall needs for the future.

Which organization needs this championship more in terms of legacy?
West Kendall, absolutely. Winnipeg's already got the reputation of Winners, but West Kendall has always been a bit of a wild card when it comes to the finals. Winning a cup here would finally move West Kendall away from the label of inconsistency that they've garnered over the last few years here. S41 was a great start, but winning again two seasons later would be an amazing way to prove that they're here to win cups and not be inconsistent in the post-season.

Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?
Like I said earlier, seeing that Winnipeg has the reputation of being the top dog all the time, it's clear that they're the favorite here, just by numbers and history alone. They have a stacked offensive machine, their defensive corps is talented but shallow, and their netminding is world-class. West Kendall is the underdog here, though their performance in this post-season is nothing short of impressive. Getting to the finals in 11 games is no small feat, but they're still an inconsistent bet. There's no guarantee they won't choke the finals away here. But they face a similar problem to the Winnipeg team. Stacked offense, shallow defensive corps, and world-class netminding. It's an even matchup that's sure to be fun to watch.