Task 1: In an effort to excite the millennials and urban street youth, the SHL wants a hip/hop promotion for this years challenge cup! Using the youtube beat above, create a 150 word or more Rap/R&B jam about the championship series! The song must have at least 1 verse and 1 chorus and include players from either or both teams.

[video=youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW9wF78-Sb4&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Ey Ey Ey Ey Ey EY Ey EY

Dicky S with the mic coming up on da challenge cup
steal it from yo hands like a cute lil hammy pup
i know that dont make sense cause birds aint dawgs
but who cares, im back and tonight im a boss

Winnipeg is back, who woulda guessed
Dragons usually eat em and its usually a mess
This time against another team with wings
platoon birds baby and theyre ready to swing

Bojo in the net, big Koch in the back
Platoon baby their defense i stacked
Visser in the front, with Evans on his side
Damn Winnipeg, y'all got some bite.

Crossfit Jesus coming in with like the Hulk
Jon Ross is weak as fuqq and could really use a bulk
Coming in with the camel clutch, holding him down
But wrestling is fake and Alex Light isn't
He scored the winning goal and the jets didnt

Bojo in the net, big Koch in the back
Platoon baby their defense i stacked
Despite Visser in the front, with Evans on his side
Damn Winnipeg, at least yall tried


Task 2: Oh no! scandal has hit championship week here on day 2! as a beat reporter from TMZ obtained the police reports of a highly embarrasing arrest made from one of the players in the challenge cup series!.. In 150 words or more, create an official SHL press report to release to the media with a picture related to the incident, the details of this incident, what player or players were involved and the official reponse of the league.

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF THE LEAGUE OF THE SIMULATION HOCKEY LEAGUE.

AT 1500 HOURS IT CAME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT A CASE OF ANIMAL ABUSE HAD BEEN COMMITED.
AS THE SIMULATION HOCKEY LEAGUE IS STRICT ON ANIMAL CRUELTY, WITH THERE BEING BRONIES
AT MULTIPLE HIGH LEAGUE POSITIONS, WE CAN NOT LET THIS FLY UNDER THE RADAR.

IT WAS REPORTED THAT CROSSFIT JESUS OF THE WINNIPEG JETS TRIED TO CATNAP PUSHKIN, LOVED CAT AND MASCOT OF THE WEST KENDALL PLATOON.
CROSSFIT JESUS CLIMBED THE 11 FLOOR BUILDING UP TO BEAUJEAUX BUSCUITS HOTEL ROOM IN WINNIPEG, USING LARGE SUCTIONS CUPS ON HIS FEET AND HANDS.
ONCE HE REACHED THE RIGHT FLOOR AND ROOM HE PROCEEDED TO CUT A BIG ROUND HOLE IN A WINDOW USING A DIAMOND DRILL, DRILLING MULTIPLE HOLES
UNTIL HE FINALLY CREATED A PERFECT CIRKLE THAT HE COULD TAKE OFF AND CLIMB THROUGH. AFTER A ROUGH STRUGGLE CAPTURING PUSHKIN WHO FOUGHT BACK,
HE MANAGED TO FINALLY CATCH HIM. BUT NOT BEFORE PUSHKIN HAD ACTIVATED THE EMERGENCY FACETIME CONNECTING HIM TO HIS OWNER. PICTURE ATTACHED BELOW.



THE LEAGUE HAS DECIDED TO GIVE THE FOLLOWING PUNISHMENT TO CROSSFIT JESUS.

-APOLOGIZE TO BOTH PUSHKIN AND HIS OWNER
-PAY FOR PUSHKINS EXCLUSIVE CATFOOD FOR 2 SEASONS

END OF STATEMENT.


Task 4. Podcast


Task 5.


- Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?

On the one hand i would say that the Winnipeg Jets was the favourites, seeing how strong their roster was. As well as West Kendall Platoons history of choking in the playoffs. On the other hand we have JR as the GM of the West Kendall Platoon now, and he is a simmer in the SMJHL and plays around in STHS a bunch. So that would probably give them the advantage, and evidently it did as they won.

- Which organization needs this championship more in terms of legacy?

Definitely the West Kendall Platoon, seeing how they've had strong rosters pretty much every season the last 20 seasons and been great in the regular season. However in terms of playoff success the West Kendall Platoon has been absolutely horrible, not amounting too much at all. And so they did, they finally won in, and eevn though theyre still shit, they at least have a cup.

- Who has been there teams surprise player in the post season?

Well, seeing how the stats of every single player in this series is a surprise to me as i dont pay attention to other players in general in this league, i'd have to say Beaujeaux Biscuits .927 save percentage is surprising. The dude is horrible and still he managed to save that high number of shots against him? I call foul play. There has got to be some re-simming involved in this.

Task 9.

Well, it's easy. Dick Skillstedt would just call his long time mentor and friend Robert Andersson, now retired, Hall of Fame goalie of the Minnesota Chiefs. They talk a lot these days and Robert has become sort of a father figure to Dick. But enough about that, Robert Andersson is married to the worldwide famous singer Ariana Andersson-Grande. He knew that Ariana wasn't on tour and that they had nothing special planned. As Robert is now working as an expert he was going to the finals anyway, and after some negotiations she decided to come with and sing the national anthem, as well as acapella versions of 2 of the songs from her latest album. "breatin" and "God is a woman". Ariana is just the cutest alive and everyone will love it. And as for Dicks part in it, he got to keep the 11 dollars and shared a couple of beers with Robert as they watched the smoking hot bombshell that is his wife belt it out on the ice.