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Welcome to the Bojo Score, where I rank skaters based on a patent-pending formula that definitely has scientific proof for it's usefulness and definitely not just a random assortment of values.

Every player in the SHL has been scouted out and evaluated based completely on their attributes. Did you ever want to determine who the best player in the world is right now?

Well lucky for you, baby birds, because I'm about to feed ya.

Top 10 skaters

C - Mike Izzy - 95.15
W - Dani Forsberg - 95.07
D - Alexis Metzler - 94.96
D - Tor Tuck - 94.85
W - Joe Kurczewski - 94.78
W - Roman Augustus - 94.67
W - Teddy Cuddles - 94.63
C - Tigole Bitties - 94.41
W - Luke Atmey - 94.30
C - Jason Visser - 94.22

Based on the top 10 alone, it looks like Calgary would be dominating the leaderboards. But as of right now they're (safely) in the fourth spot in the West. Less can be said about Stampede's two appearances on the list, with them on the outside looking in. Then ya got yer boi, Dani "bang your mom" Forsberg at number 2 representing the eagles.

Yeah yeah, top 10's are cool. but who sucks the most?

Suckiest Top 10 Skaters

245 W - Sinn Nolan - 60.67
246 D - Brett Jones - 60.63
247 W - Sterling Slaughter - 60.07
248 - I Shattenkirksbed - 59.65
249 W - Jensen Trygg - 59.07
250 C - Thomas Reynolds - 58.93
251 W - Hugh Manatee - 57.41
252 D - Fjorm Lyeskov - 56.85
253 W - McCringle Fuck - 55.93
254 C - Trevor Beaulieu - 55.74

Wow. Look at this list of sorry saps. I'm pretty sure none of these people are active, but if they were they'd need to be put down asap. McCringle Fuck would have been higher if the score had included a factor dealing with name coolness. But I mean renegades, bruh, step yo game up. Jensen Trygg, I'm gonna need you to trygg again. Sterling "needs to be" Slaughter. I Shattenmyrosterlineup.