1 - We're highly active on discord. Does that work with you? Sure

2 - How long do you plan on staying in the SMJHL? What are your goals for your player? What kind of player do you see yourself making? I don't care how long I'm in the SMJHL. My goals for Nikolai are to win a lot. He's an offensive defenseman who will get a little more physical as he gets older.

3 - One of our biggest priorities is to build a locker room that feels like home. With that said, probably the most important question for you - how would you feel about being drafted by the Chiefs? I can fuck with it. Wuma's cool. Sarmo is my boy. Baelor and I are SBA teammates. Wozy's okay I guess.

4 - Post a meme that describes your rookie season.

5 - Should Poopity Scoop have a trophy/award named after him? What would it be? Yes. It would be called the Dzifa Dogbe Trophy, and awarded to any player whose player in another sim league is better than their SHL player.

6 - How do you take your coffee? I take my fucking coffee and pour it in the sink, you animals.

7 - On a scale of eggplant to pepe, how's your emoji game? :gonnadoit:

8 - What goes into the perfect hamburger? Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun