Heart: Khan Smeb. Need I say any more? After being black balled by the entire league where apparently NoBodY GoEs uNdrAFTeD, Khan has continued to work hard and train every day. He's also been working in analysis, talking about games and helping to break them down despite an initial lack of recognition for his analysis work by the league. Any player would be lucky to have his heart.

Grit: Kit Smeb. I could've also put him up for the Heart section. Anyone who is able to look like he does and yet persevere has a level of heart and grit that is unmatched across the league. He also has 23 hits which is not bad.

Endurance: Parker Smeb. When he's not on the ice, the only reason he's leaving his couch is to attack the footlong meatball sub in the fridge. It's honestly a miracle that he's able to stay on the ice for 15 minutes per night as you'd usually expect around 2 minutes for someone of his stature. For that reason, he must have some superhuman endurance genetics and if we were able to get him in someone else's bodies (not Kit/Khan, they're hideous as well), then who knows? Might be able to see him drop 60 minutes a night. Saves a lot of cap space that way.

Hands: Martijn Westbroek. Pure passer. Slick hands. The guy's a stud.