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Player Name: Eko van Otter 1. Early Life Eko van Otter was born to a Dutch father and Norwegian mother in Stavanger, Norway. His father was a famous hockey player who ditched the Netherlands for more on-ice competition and his girlfriend in Norway, where they had sex and created Eko. It is believed to have been so-called "doggystyle" sex that led to Eko's existence. 2. Playing Career Van Otter was drafted 29th overall by the Anchorage Armada, where he is currently playing out his second season. He will remain in Anchorage for ten more seasons, causing @Ace to develop dangerously high blood pressure and have a heart attack or something (jk ace just joshin ya) 3. International Play Van Otter has already suited up for both the WJC and IIHF despite being around for just one season. He suited up for Team World, earning a silver medal at the S46 WJC Tournament. He also played for Norway at the S46 IIHF Tournament, where he scored 1 goal in the round robin. 4. Personal Life Eko spends lots of time in the Alaskan wilderness by the river eating fish and swimming. He also loves listening to rap music. 5. Honours, Awards, Achievements S46 WJC Silver Medal S47 Anchorage Armada Alternate Captain 6. Controversy It is still unclear whether Eko van Otter is an otter or just a human who likes otters. This confusion is scheduled to be cleared up in Spring 2019. |
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