Player Name: Willie Fisterbottom
Born: Bjornson, Finland
Height: 6’8”
Weight: 270 pounds
Position: Defense
Shoots: Right
Current Team: Los Angeles Panthers

2. Playing career: Willie Fisterbottom started his career in Montreal with the Militia and probably shouldn’t have even played for them. He’s not good at hockey. He now plays for the Los Angeles Panthers, who inexplicably drafted him in the first round AND signed him to an extension. Baffling, really.
3. International Play: Willie Fisterbottom plays for team Finland in international play. Apparently there aren’t enough bottom tier Finnish hockey players so they need to scrape the bottom of the barrel here.
4. Honors, awards and achievements: None
5. Controversy: His entire career is controversial and he’s probably known as the biggest bust in his draft class, possibly the biggest bust in any draft in the history of sports, not even just hockey. He makes Nail Yakupov look like Connor McDavid.