Player Name: Lil’ Manius
Born: 09/09/1999
Height: 5’6”
Weight: 182
Position: Right Wing
Shoots: Right
Current Team:  Winnipeg Jets
Former Teams: Any Team that I am on.
National Team: US
SHL Draft: 6th overall season 43
Player Career:  Win more ring then I have fingers

1. Early Life: Son of Big Manius spent most of his early life on the road with the Winnipeg Jets. Hiding from the likes of Taylor McDavid and various other jets players over the seasons. When Lil’ was not on the road he spent his time on his family estate in the upstate New York. Living the Adirondacks gave Lil’ and love for the forest nature and the cold. Camping and swimming in the local lakes and rivers, was and is still one of Lil’s favorite past time other than hockey. He would often travel to lake placid and play on the Olympic area ice and was envision himself winning a gold medal for the United States of America. Living his youth in the New York also contributed to Manius love of buffalo wings and good pizza. Something he greatly missing in Winnipeg is the amazing pizza of New York, but he can at least find good wing in Manitoba.

2. Playing Career: Entered the SHL Season 44 and won his first cup and has not won shit since.
3. International Play: Currently plays for team USA and has won no gold metals yet but did win a junior world championship, I think.
4. Personal Life: live alone, plays hockey all day and looks for puck sluts in his down time.
5. Honors, awards, and achievements: The man won a cup and nothing else, why you gotta ask me a question like that?
6. Controversy: Was caught in a hotel room with a donkey a vat of grease and four porno magazines.