Wait, how the fuck am I naked? Actually, I’m not that surprised... wait hold on? Where am I?

So there I was, stranded on some island without any clothes on some island, god only knows where the hell it is. I look to my right and I see someone else standing there, visibly confused. I run over there and see Aleister Cain, an old teammate.

“Cainer! How the hell did you get here too?”

“”Teddy, were in the remains of Nipple Nuggey bro.”

“Fuck you Tummy”, they said in unison.

They stand there for a little, wondering what they are going to do until they hear a voice in the distance, they are unsure who it is.

“Guys! Guys!! GUYS!!!!!” It’s Luke Thomason running over a hill with a leopard chasing him. Cuddles and Cain get ready to try to help their friend and defeat the leopard. Luke reaches them with the leopard not far behind. Cain stands in front of the leopard, beckoning it forwards. It pounces at him. Cuddles and Thomason shield their eyes as they fear for the worst. Luckily, Cain is the human embodiment of swiss cheese with plenty of holes. The leopard jumps right through his massive 5 hole, lands on his head and breaks his neck. Luke is saved!

@SlashACM @"luketd"