My drop point is a frozen tundra. All I can see is white. The crew tells me it is time. I take off all my clothing, and try to hold onto my socks. They catch me cheating. It is -30. I'll be dead in minutes. Luckily the one item I brought should keep me warm and safe. I get in my 2019 Ford Raptor. The heated seats are AMAZING on my naked ass.

The goal is to make it from Alaska to Washington state. First I am suppose to find the other two. I don't bother. I turn on my GPS and start heading south.

My first stop is at a truck stop near Anchorage. I use the credit card in the glove box to buy clothing. I see news reports of some camera crews frozen, and some tv show getting sued for dropping them with bad batteries in a rescue beacon or something, but I don't care. I buy some funny hats for my teammates and continue south.

About halfway through I spilled my coffee in my cup holder. There goes my resale value!

I get to Winnipeg, forgetting that I was suppose to make it to Washington. I have been summoned to court for my negligence. However, I won't go to court, thanks to the great laywer @Bonk has for us.

But @Bonk hasn't answered his phone... ever since our trip to Alaska...