Task 1:

Tommy Tuck, as well as his brother Tor Tuck were both given the “Hometown Hero” treatment when they went home after their disappointing playoff loss to Calgary. You see, Oslo does it big for their heroes, as is the case with many cities. Each Tuck had a beer named after them, as well as a wonderful parade throughout the whole city. Tor was treated to as many prostitutes as he wanted, all free of charge of course, and Tommy was treated to as much all you can eat buffets as he wanted. They both were honored so wonderfully; they have decided to go home every year now. Outside of preparing for the IIHF tournament, which they do in Norway, you can bet your buck that the Tucks will be visiting in Oslo more often, especially with such beautiful treatment they were given over the course of the day. The Tucks are here to show the world why Oslo and Norway are amazing!

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Task 9:

Honestly, the biggest disappointment of a team to not make the Challenge Cup this season would have to easily be the Edmonton Blizzard. The team is just primed for success, and ripe with it throughout the years and players that have been on such a wonderful team. A big reason why they didn’t make the playoffs this season would have to be because of the team itself. They partied way to hard after having yet another dominant regular season and continued the party up until they played Calgary. They had so much alcohol and rust on them, that it was hard to shake off. Tommy Tuck especially shit the bed, as he decided it was better to be playing with prostitutes and blow, then prepping for a series against the Calgary Dragons. All is fair in love and war, and he believes that the prostitutes and blow were spiked with something, which made him clearly underperform in the playoffs.

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Task 11:

The Calgary Dragons, whom have beaten quite a few good teams to make it to the finals (again, *sigh*) would have easily taken Tor Tuck from the Edmonton Blizzard once they beat them. Tor Tuck brings hits, fights, and just an all-around great attitude to the ice, and would bleed for the team he is on. From Texas, I could easily see them snag one of the greatest wingers of this generation, Louie Garrett. Yes, yes, we all know that Calgary in their whole, is a pretty great team, but when you can add someone like Louie Garrett to your team, especially for a cup run, you do it. Garrett has shown this generation and the new generations of players how to be a winger, and he does it with such finesse and skill that it would be hard not take this man, this LEGEND. He is easily, in my mind, the player I would snatch from Texas.

@dizzyDC @ErM

(160 Words)

Task 12:

The Calgary Dragons have faced quite a bit of adversity. If nothing else, the biggest adversity they faced was the changing of their logo. It went from a bad-ass logo, to one that looks like a shrimp, and the league went wild. While the team itself thought it was a good logo, people were coming at them as it was a ripped logo from another team somewhere else. In the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t really matter in my mind if the logo is ripped or not, but if the General Managers and the players like it. Alas, the outcry was so huge from the rest of the league, some would say 15 plus pages of outcry, Calgary decided to stay with their original logo and not change what is working for them, and now look, they are in the Challenge Cup Finals yet again, and possibly winning yet another title.

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Task 13:

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