Show: Game of Patrones

Premise: Potato-inclusive Game of Thrones. House Potato and 6 other major houses were ruled by the Calgary Dragons, who conducted a hostile takeover of the previously-independent kingdoms. After the dragons died off, the rule of the Dragons became ever weaker with inbreeding and madness. The alleged kidnapping and rape of Hot of House Potato by @Mike Izzy of House Dragons led to an uprising, later called the War of the Tuberper, in which Hot's suitor Lord Tubert Barmasheon won the hearts of the small-folk and overthrew the Mad King. After over a decade of peace, House Barmasheon's rule has been infiltrated by House Lannistarch, Tubert's mentor and hand of the king John Fryin has suddenly died, and an ancient race of Fry Walkers are stirring in the far reaches of the north as a multi-year winter approaches. How will this conflict-ridden kingdom cope with such difficult times?

Time slot/length: 9 PM EST Sundays, ~1 hour each episode

Cast:
@Mike Izzy (Mike Izzy) as Mike Izzy of House Dragons (previous experience with Potato theft)
Hot Potato (Hot Potato) as Hot of House Potato (previous experience being a Potato and with being kidnapped)
@"Flareon4043" (Perry Morgan) as Jon Tato (is a bastard)
@Mavfatha (Manuel Gotze) as Spudor (very limited vocabulary makes him perfect for this role)
@Ace (Tigole Bitties) as Lord Walder Fry I (a crotchety old S36 fart if I ever saw one)
@Raven (Rafe Ulrich) as Tatemar Royce (as arrogant and expendable as anyone)
@Moosecop (Maximilian Egger) as Eddie the Soldier (studio-required celebrity cameo)
@5ympathies (Dick Clapper) as Leaf (just as creepy looking)
@SpartanGibbles (Collin Gibbles) as Tuberion Lannistarch (he may not be as short, but he's a good drinker and he can kneel for his scenes)
@GCool (Jerry Mander) as Theon Tatejoy (just as neutered, but still good in a fight)
@shutdown (Nick Connolly) as Spudrick Payne (aka Spud the Stud) (voice of an angel and intense skills in bed make this a good casting choice)
@hotdog (Eko van Otter) as Spudrick Payne's Rod (no one can argue he's NOT a dick...)
@SDCore (Corey Kennedy) as Ghost (he's such a good boy, yes he is!)