One of the most underrated players on both rosters is the stud Cassius Darrow. Darrow entered the draft as a top earner, a player that showed heart and was well respected across the league. But his preference to play on teams that weren’t green and yellow were quickly apparent. Having been interrogated by the management of the Stampede, Cassius Darrow agreed to signing a contract with the Buffalo Stampede if he were to be drafted by them. The risk paid off for both parties, as even as a young player, Darrow has just secured his second Challenge Cup in 3 years and has become a contributing member of the team even though he is eating up bottom line minutes. The minutes he will receive are not a result of his talent, but the fact that the team is so incredibly deep. In a few years, Darrow, his heart, his smile, and his edge are going to lead him to a letter on his chest and many cups in his cupboard.

Sorry @“wannabefinn” @“tomen” that Marius did not score as many goals as he is used to this season. I am sorry that he didn’t capitalize on his play on the ice, and his training took a hit off the ice. He is known as a high energy player, somebody driven to succeed, and often plays with an edge, but this season he dissapeared. That being said. You are welcome, you are welcome that Marius decided that he was going to go back to training, going back to practice, and woke up. You are welcome that Marius put the puck in the net at a torrid pace during the playoffs, resulting in a record breaking point total this offseason. You are welcome that he managed to earn you your second Challenge Cup and now you can rest easy. Next season, expect much of the same, an apathetic regular season, but a shiny trophy in your cupboard. Even though he has reached the peak of his career, he is grateful for your investments in his career and hopes he has made you proud.

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Marius

Passamus

Lavelle

Makela
Metzler

Robinson

Oh wait, was I supposed to use both teams? Why, this is the team I want and this it he team I expect to win with. The buffalo boys are going to be a force to be reckoned with for many years and it started a couple seasons ago. The S40-S50 will be regarded as the Buffalo years. And the fantasy squad assembled above is a testament to their skillset.

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Although Gary Grease may be my favourite player in the league not wearing green and yellow, Grease and his monkeys are going to learn from their elders. Metzler and his baby boy Makela are 1. A hall of famer and 2. A future hall of famer player on the same line. Charles Wheelchair is a scrub but he is a good defensive presence even though he doesn’t score anymore.

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Buffalo’s success has to be attributed to the culture and passion from both their GM’s. The GM’s of this squad has done their homework to draft steals constantly and also hold their talent. Their recent string of trades to acquire future assets for a star defensemen on a team heard for the playoffs was a tactical risk that led to a cup, a risk that many GM’s would be hard pressed to make even thought he return was monumental. The culture of the team has changed and is a reflection of their hard work.

5. Cedric Moreau is a stud this offseason. Cedric Robinson has not had a stellar year but is confident in his ability to bounce back. Robinson has an incredible defensive team in front of him and will find success, however, Moreau is the real stud this offseason. He has carried his team to the finals and is commendable.


Hey you, I know what you hate. You hate losing, but more importantly, you hate losing to a team that you can’t hate but try to. I’m talking to you Slash, you cop out for hiring this ad on your own podcast. Yes you, but you know what, we like you. As much as it sucks, we like you and you can’t do anything about it. Good luck next season but in the mean time, stop hating and cheer on the Green and Yellow and never be sad again. Buffalo will beat Winnipeg, don’t be a loser, be a winner for a first in your career.

This ad will be played on Slash and eSilver’s podcast. Slash a well known hater of the stampede has made it clear his negative emotions, but we know he is obsessed with the Stampede and just wants to join Silver in cheering for the buffalo stampede. Rather than fighting his feelings, this ad would be snuck into the podcast in hopes of convincing Slash to finally admit his true love.

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