S48 Championship Week

S48 Championship Week

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Team Czech Republic
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#175

07-28-2019, 09:04 PM

Task 1: What can not be said about the youngster in Noah Gallagher (@fever95). The man is an absolute beast. He is like a gazelle if gazelles were sharks, ya feel me? It's such an absolute game from an absolute unit that it should come to no surprise when this man cashes in and destroyed the absolute league. He will lift the cup while sleeping with your and my mom. Power bottom ass having a monster specimen. He shoots he scores is all you can say about this kid. Mythic is a word that comes close to being able to describe someone of such a status. Thor and Odin fight over being able to worship him. He controls not only the ice, but fire, earth and air itself to will the puck into letting him be its master. All hail this glorious bastard and god bless the Jets. What more could you say?

Task 3: @Esa. This man knows how to do the hockey thing pretty damn well. We don't need to go into the fact that he's literally got simons number and understands this system better than quite literally any other soul alive, even more so than Simon did and he made the damn system. The dragons have undergone a special transition period which led to a finals appearance last year, and now a first-round exit. It should be noted though that there was no mention of Esa when it comes to why the team was defeated. He has created a very special team with a very special locker room that is quite unlike any others both on and off the ice. Constantly looking to improve the team without moving anyone that is part of the bigger plan. There is room for improvement but that can be said about any legitimate team. The flaws were reduced and the strengths were enhanced and things are looking bright!

Task 8: Stop watching whatever other crap you're watching to come and listen to our crap! That's right Bernik, you sexy Czech you, David Vent here and we are in agreement of one thing. That's right David, Austria Does suck!, No Bernik, That the upcoming finals are going to be absolutely...lit *they are really asking me to read this?* In the meantime, we ask that you go and buy your tickets and cheer on one of the two teams, and jeer the other team into extinction. That's right Bernik because both of our teams were out early! That's Right Vent, kind of sad now, might start crying, but I won't! Because there's hockey on, there's time to cry in the offseason.

Yeah so basically you have to top stars of the league in Bernik and Vent doing this whole thing called comedy, kinda high tiered, might be over your head. Think Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie type shit here. The kids will be eating it all up. @ImShiny @ImShiny

Task 5

part 2. The blue lines are absolutely stacked and it's going to be tough to get anything, let alone a high quality shot that challenges the goalies. When looking at Troy and Gary and Slip you can see that Winnipeg was going to be a pain to deal with, and yet there is almost some form of parity in Buffalos line up.

part 3. Winnipeg is this year's Dragons. Strong, little cocky, but all the firepower and star power in the world that was needed in order to make a hard and deep run. They have maintained enough stamina to last this long, however, the relentless onslaught that is Buffalo may just rub them the wrong way.

part 4.
Buffalo has shown that all you really need to be any good in this league, is a competent GM. All the skill that the team has acquired has come from the ground up with an attitude that if they stick together they can win it all with just the right amount of puck luck.

part 5. The battle of Cedric is honestly the most exciting thing going on right now to be honest. Goaltenders have often been underestimated and under appreciated in the grand scheme of things and it feels like it has been overshadowed again by the defense. I personally take Robinson in the head to head, but there is so much to like about the goalies on both ends of the ice that picking favourite is difficult to do. But ill do it anyway its Robinson.

CW TASK 13: Sent