D. Say 100+ words of nice things about Mike Izzy

As soon as I set my eyes on Izzy, I knew I needed him in the nug. His charismatic and charming aura drew him to me like samee to bacon. He is an instant legend for his roast of Dankoa and he is far from all bark no bite, as he bites often. His clapbacks are legendary if you make fun of his spelling, so don't you dare thank about it. Mike Izzy is the heart and soul of this site, a great friend, and a true leader. As soon as he recreates I will set my sights on him to become my little baby boy and take him under my wing.