Inf1d3l - Minnesota will make the Western Conference Finals

Minnesota won't make the Western Conference Finals. They probably won't even make the playoffs. They suck right now and their best defenseman last season, GOD McZehrl, is now one of their worst forwards. He's played nine games and yet he only has three goals. They don't even have a good defenseman anymore. They're stuck with Geoff Moore who's only had 4 hits and who hasn't bothered to score a single goal. Probably the worst thing about the team is that they let that weird cultist, Jon Forty-One on the team. The guy is weird and will no doubt mess up the locker room atmosphere with his bizarre cult stuff resulting in the team collapsing and not making the Western Conference Finals.